I amend!
It appears that my neighbor down the street, whom admittedly I will be doing a HUGE favor for later this year, is willing to watch my cat for the week. So I will be in town from probably Friday evening until Thursday. Which is awesome. And I seriously gots to clean the fuck out of my apartment. So yeah. I'll be in town. Staying at my bizarro empty apartment, which will in fact be bizarre. But yay!