Bored. Waiting for class. Not murdering anyone.
1. You have 10 dollars and need to buy snacks at a gas station:
Probably a V8, a powerbar, A banana if there's a non-green one, peanut-butter M&Ms, Vitamin water, redbull, bottled water, and however much left on banana laffy taffy.
2.If you were reincarnated as a sea creature, what would you want to be?
parrot fish?
3.Who's your favorite redhead?
Natural? Ahn. True? My mother.
4.What do you order when you're at IHOP?
I think I had one of those steak omelette things.
5.Last book you read?
Chemistry 7th edition. For fun? The Stand.
6. Describe your mood.
How do they say in Demolition Man? Murder Death Kill.
7. Describe the last time you were injured?
I guess my gall bladder is not an injury. Nor is my self-inflicted biting. So I don't know.
8. Of all your friends, who would you want to be stuck in a well with?
Ramsey. We would get out of the well. Or I'd kill him and eat him. Whichever.
9. Rock concert or symphony?
Rock. Concert. Bring on the New Pornographers.
10. What is the wallpaper of your cell phone?
Kitten!
11. Favorite Soda?
Cherry coke.
12. What type of shirt are you wearing?
Umm... it's a dress/shirt hipster not turtle but neck fabric thing. I don't know it's tan.
13. If you could only use one form of transportation:
Bike!
14. Most recent movie you have watched in theaters?
I have this horrible suspicion that it's Twilight. No, probably Synecdoche, NY.
15. Name an actor/actress/singer you have had the hots for:
James Spader.
16. What's your favorite kind of cake?
Tough call. I do love cake. I too will say red velvet.
17. What did you have for dinner last night?
Did I eat dinner? I had a salad at like 5?
18. Look to your left, what do you see?
There are people talking about the bible.
19.Do you untie your shoes when you take them off?
Umm the boots I have to.
20. Favorite toy as a child?
A dog named Fart.
21. Do you buy your own groceries?
Will someone else do it?
22. Do you think people talk about you behind your back?
Ha. Haha. Hahaha.
24. What's your favorite fruit?
Mangosteen!
25. Do you have a picture of yourself doing a cartwheel?
I don't even have a memory let alone a picture.
26. Do you like running long distances?
What do you describe as a long distance?
27.Have you ever eaten snow?
*blink*
28. What color are your bedsheets?
Sort of a salmon coral color?
29. What's your favorite flower?
Pretty ones.
30.Do you do ballet?
I had to do it when I was like 5. Then they stopped making me.
31. Do you listen to classical music?
Sure. Mostly beethoven.
32. What is the 1st TV Theme song that pops in your head?
The TMBG Malcolm in the Middle Theme. Because I've had particle man stuck in my head for days and I should go with the trend.
33. Do you watch Spongebob?
No.
34. What temperature is it outside right now?
Fucking freezing.
35. Do people consider you smart?
In all things except my sex life.
36. How many piercings do you have?
Just the ears right now.
37.Are you signed on AIM?
I gave it up for Lent. Some ever lasting lent.
38.Have you ever tried gluing your fingers together?
Sure. Rubber cement is fun.
39. How do you feel about your family?
If you talk shit about my mother I will hurt you.
40.Do you have an iPod?
I lose them a lot. So I have a zen now.
41.What time do you go to bed?
Somewhere between 10 and 3am. Yeah. I have a schedule. Really.
42. What CD is currently in your CD player?
I have no CDs. I was most recently listening to Daft Punk.
43.What movie do you know every line to?
I know most of the Big Lebowski and Under Siege. And of course I can sing along to things.
44.What is your favorite salad dressing?
Honey mustard most of the time.
45.What do you want for Christmas this year?
I don't think you really want to hear about my hopes and dreams for the perfect black softshell jacket.
46.What family member/friend lives the farthest from you? Where?
Well my brother and sister are in CA.
47.Do you like hugs?
yes.
48.Last time you had butterflies in your stomach?
Oh last night. Big time. And then elephants.
49.What's the way people most often mispronounce any part of your name?
Doran. Dori ann. Or they misspell it really. It's not a common name but it's hard to go that wrong.
50.Last person you hugged?
Probably Katya or Gregg. I might have like man-hugged someone last night.
In other news... boom. Oh fuck optimism in the ear.