IC Apples to Apples?
Okay, this was asked for in CFO, but since I was always asleep during the main comm Apples to Apples posts I never got to participate. But what I do have is one attempt to play IC Apples to Apples on IRC that I was involved in. We were kind of lax with OOC/IC til around round 3, but this counts, right?
Players: Remy, Rachel, Stein, Sera, Laguna, Vegeta, Castor, Mulan, Mithos
apples in
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... oh poor Canada
... what
...sorry hon, we maxed
...
that's okay
Time's up! Time for the judge to make their choice! Castor, here are the choices...
Choice #1: Cameron Diaz - 1972-, American actor in Gangs of New York, and one of Charlie's new angels. There's something about Cameron.
Choice #2: His Wife - A HORSE.
Choice #3: The U.S. Constitution - We the people . . .
Choice #4: Pond Scum - Simple organisms that carry out photosynthesis ... or spammers.
Choice #5: Egg Babies - They keep crying, and crying, and crying...
* Canada only came in to watch XD
Choose the best match for Neglected with "pick "
...
oh, right
well good.
...
EGG BABIES
I was supposed to choose a red apple
... bravo, Stein
... um lets see
Pond scum? Does it really need attention?
* DrStein takes a small bow
...what happened to IC XD
that makes me think of a video from youtube
pick 5
As chosen by the judge Castor, the winning apple is "Egg Babies" which belonged to Sera! They take the Green Apple card.
The current scores are: Remy(0) Mulan(0) DrStein(0) Laguna(0) Rachel(0) Sera(1) Vegeta(0) Mithos(0) Castor(0)
Next round in 5 seconds. The judge for round 2 will be Sera.
...I didn't pick because I was trying to figure out if IC would work or not
because my hand is TERRIBLE
involving snorlax
Round 2-- Judge: Sera
Green Apple: Normal - (usual, common, ordinary)
You have 64 seconds to choose a Red Apple
... you know, actually LOOKING at my hand would be a good idea
* DrStein is being so spacey right now
Time's up! Time for the judge to make their choice! Sera, here are the choices...
Choice #1: Earthquakes - The Richter scale is named after the American seismologist Charles Richter. Did the earth move for you?
Choice #2: Hell - Tonight, we dine here!
Choice #3: Flying Solo - You're on your own!
Choice #4: The Game - you just lost it
Choice #5: A Little White Lie - If you can't say anything nice . . .
Choice #6: Wisconsin - Somewhere between Illinois and Canada. Fishing, cheese, and beer. On Wisconsin!
Choice #7: Jojo's Bizare Adventure - WRRRRRRRRRRRRRY?
Choose the best match for Normal with "pick "
...um.
((OKAY GUYS if we're gonna do the IC thing then let's start doing so NOW, any OOC comments do in paranthesis and/or PM someone with questions. XD))
...how can we lose the game if we're still playing it?
pick 5
As chosen by the judge Sera, the winning apple is "A Little White Lie" which belonged to DrStein! They take the Green Apple card.
The current scores are: Remy(0) Mulan(0) DrStein(1) Laguna(0) Rachel(0) Sera(1) Vegeta(0) Mithos(0) Castor(0)
Next round in 5 seconds. The judge for round 3 will be DrStein.
Round 3-- Judge: DrStein
Green Apple: Non-threatening - (safe, powerless, weak)
You have 64 seconds to choose a Red Apple
...
And yet no one believes me
The green apple says it all
Time's up! Time for the judge to make their choice! DrStein, here are the choices...
Choice #1: Water Parks - You can go down Dead Man's Drop and I'll take the Lazy River.
Choice #2: Pussy Willows - A type of willow tree distinguished, in the spring, by silky, grey catkins.
Choice #3: Carrot & A Stick - The ultimate motivator... for a donkey.
Choice #4: Rogaine - A non-prescription formula developer to help regrow hair. Hair today, hair tomorrow.
Choice #5: Salt & Pepper - "Pump it up a notch! BAM!" - Emeril Lagasse.
Choice #6: Pikachu - Everyone's favorite French rodent.
Choose the best match for Non-threatening with "pick "
HEY!
Hm. What a stupid game. There aren't even any cards with things like "humanity" or "Kakarot".
It's a matter of persepective.
* Remy OBJECTS to #6
... hmmmmn
French, huh?
pick 3
As chosen by the judge DrStein, the winning apple is "Carrot & A Stick" which belonged to Remy! They take the Green Apple card.
The current scores are: Remy(1) Mulan(0) DrStein(1) Laguna(0) Rachel(0) Sera(1) Vegeta(0) Mithos(0) Castor(0)
Next round in 5 seconds. The judge for round 4 will be Remy.
Congratulations!
Round 4-- Judge: Remy
Green Apple: Intoxicating - (distracting, drug related, alcoholic)
You have 64 seconds to choose a Red Apple
...Who's "Sasuke"?
Thanks.
... I haven't a clue
Man, never heard of most of these before...
Me neither.
Time's up! Time for the judge to make their choice! Remy, here are the choices...
Choice #1: Brothers & Sisters - "You can pick your friends, but..."
Choice #2: Discos - Where you go to catch "Saturday Night Fever."
Choice #3: A Sunrise - "But he who kisses the joy as it flies/ Lives in eternity's sunrise." -William Blake
Choice #4: The French Riviera - Holiday home of the rich, the famous, and the half-naked.
Most of them are really unfamiliar. The desc text is only helpful once in a while...
Choice #5: Umbrella Drinks - Extra fruit, please!
Choose the best match for Intoxicating with "pick "
Probably because of the whole different world thing, I guess?
Reading the text after the choices help
Whoever picked #1 has never met Emile.
* Teku laughs evilly.
Or the sense of humor of camp.
...like that. [glassespush]
...You can tell this thing is a camp creation.
Camp is the usual suspect, isn't it?
pick 5
As chosen by the judge Remy, the winning apple is "Umbrella Drinks" which belonged to Rachel! They take the Green Apple card.
The current scores are: Remy(1) Mulan(0) DrStein(1) Laguna(0) Rachel(1) Sera(1) Vegeta(0) Mithos(0) Castor(0)
Next round in 5 seconds. The judge for round 5 will be Rachel.
These cards are completely ridiculous. None of them even make sense!
...mine mostly make sense...
I don't think they're really supposed to
Man, I just got here the other day, is it really that bad?
Vegeta, at least you don't have a card called "Sasuke's Eyes."
Round 5-- Judge: Rachel
Green Apple: Mystical - (spiritual, secretive, esoteric)
You have 64 seconds to choose a Red Apple
i don't know any of these...
--aw dammit, that wasn't the one I was gonna play...
Some of mine make sense, but the rest of them...
Time's up! Time for the judge to make their choice! Rachel, here are the choices...
Choice #1: Self-publishing - "The nihilism within the eyes of those who dwell in the wide awake nightmare draws the individual who doesn't understand into a world that takes years to understand even their own sickness.
Choice #2: My Pokeymans - Let me show you them.
Choice #3: Pyramids - Built by ancient civilizations, found mainly in Egypt, Guatemala, Honduras, Mexico and Peru. Probably the result of some pyramid scheme.
Choice #4: Faith Hill - 1967-, American crossover country music artist. You just gotta have Faith.
Choice #5: A Ringing In My Ears - Answer that, would'ya?
Choice #6: Internet Dating - Turn-ones: candlelight dinners and walks on the beach. Turn-offs: the computer crashing...
Choice #7: Crazy Horse - 1849?-77, chief of the Oglala Sioux. A leader in the Native American resistance to the westward expansion on the United States.
I'm just going to throw out one since I don't understand half of these.
Well, the rest of them I'm not sure if I want them to make sense.
Choose the best match for Mystical with "pick "
...I believe this may be what is called a "dump round."
pick 3
As chosen by the judge Rachel, the winning apple is "Pyramids" which belonged to Mulan! They take the Green Apple card.
The current scores are: Remy(1) Mulan(1) DrStein(1) Laguna(0) Rachel(1) Sera(1) Vegeta(0) Mithos(0) Castor(0)
Next round in 5 seconds. The judge for round 6 will be Mulan.
#3 isn't a dump :(
oh hey. um.
Played the game before, Bishop?
thanks?
Round 6-- Judge: Mulan
Green Apple: Durable - (tough, resilient, heavy-duty)
Hmph. "My Pokeymans" are plenty mystical. I've never heard of such a thing before!
You have 64 seconds to choose a Red Apple
Heh heh heh, you said 'dump'.
It made more sense than the rest of what was up there.
...it talked.
...Vegeta, its a reference to a kids show.
Time's up! Time for the judge to make their choice! Mulan, here are the choices...
Choice #1: Owen Wilson - 1968-, American actor, appeared in Rushmore, The Royal Tenenbaums and Wedding Crashers. He's a self-proclaimed trouble-maker.
Choice #2: Batman & Robin - Superheroes or vigilantes, you make the call.
Choice #3: Rope Burns - You were playing WHAT?
Choice #4: Mosquitoes - They suck.
Choice #5: South Africa - Two oceans, rugged mountains, traditional villages, game sanctuaries, wineries...forget the past and bring on the tourists.
Choice #6: Nuclear Power Plants - "You've turned a potential Chernobyl into a mere Three Mile Island." -Montgomery Burns, "The Simpsons"
Choice #7: Conspiracy - NASCAR is a Yank conspiracy to keep you all placated so the south won't rise again.
This is another dump round for me.
Choice #8: Minneapolis & St. Paul - The "Twin Cities" are Minnesota's largest population center. They may be twins but you can tell the difference.
oh my. um.
Choose the best match for Durable with "pick "
... Rope burns?
... best not to ask.
Someone should have played "cockroaches."
...
someone obviously has an interest in that sort of thing
um.........
Nuclear power plants are more durable than people usually think...
pick 2
As chosen by the judge Mulan, the winning apple is "Batman & Robin" which belonged to Rachel! They take the Green Apple card.
The current scores are: Remy(1) Mulan(1) DrStein(1) Laguna(0) Rachel(2) Sera(1) Vegeta(0) Mithos(0) Castor(0)
Next round in 5 seconds. The judge for round 7 will be Rachel.
I'd rather not find out exactly how durable they are, Sera.
T-that makes sense!
they're people, right? so.... people are... durable?
(Vegeta thinks injuries should be at least as severe as a rope burn. :|b)
Round 7-- Judge: Rachel
Green Apple: Spunky - (perky, lively, spirited)
You have 64 seconds to choose a Red Apple
Mulan, they're superheroes.
oh. so.... really durable, right? because you have to be to do a job like that...
I know there are a couple in camp, have you met any of them?
Yeah, pretty much.
Time's up! Time for the judge to make their choice! Rachel, here are the choices...
Choice #1: Focus Groups - We need to run this card past a few dozen people first...
Choice #2: Ruining A Marathon - They'll never figure out you turned that sign 180 degrees, and they'll fall right into your trap, giving you the victory!
Choice #3: American Beauty - It's a classic-the rose, the movie, the woman, or the automobile.
Choice #4: The Dixie Chicks - Female country and western band with pop leanings. Winners of multiple Country Music Association awards. Goodbye, Earl!
Choice #5: Sports Channels - Any team, any time.
Choice #6: The Judge - Smile when you play this card.
maybe...
Choice #7: Track & Field - It's eventful.
Choice #8: Oktoberfest - Lace up your lederhosen and roll out the barrel!
Choose the best match for Spunky with "pick "
Heh. Whoever played 6 has good taste.
pick 6
As chosen by the judge Rachel, the winning apple is "The Judge" which belonged to Mulan! They take the Green Apple card.
The current scores are: Remy(1) Mulan(2) DrStein(1) Laguna(0) Rachel(2) Sera(1) Vegeta(0) Mithos(0) Castor(0)
Next round in 5 seconds. The judge for round 8 will be Mulan.
...
oh!
The Judge?
In this case, Rachel.
The one judgin' the cards, y'know?
Round 8-- Judge: Mulan
i thought... like the person who chooses the cards.
Green Apple: Playful - (fun, frisky, entertaining)
You have 64 seconds to choose a Red Apple
ah
The person who picks which card is best.
Exactly, Mulan.
well played
I, ah...didn't mean to play that card.
Oops.
Time's up! Time for the judge to make their choice! Mulan, here are the choices...
Choice #1: Roadside Cafes - You want pie? We got pie.
Choice #2: Time Travel - "What do you mean I missed my connection in the 14th Century?"
Choice #3: Hitler-chan - The official Apples-chan mascot.
Choice #4: Dating - First stage of the human mating ritual.
Choice #5: Law & Order - The television show, or the concept.
Choice #6: Your Mom - OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Choice #7: Musicals - South Pacific, The King and I, The Sound of Music, A Chorus Line, Cats, Rent ...
Choose the best match for Playful with "pick "
...
...
((Clearly at some point in this game some canon specific cards need to be played. Like Visser Three or Tears of Vegeta))
...hitler. chan.
((sorry hitler chan is being played on mulan. it's... yeah.))
...... well.
um.... well, i do like music.
I really, really hope whoever played that doesn't actually know who that is.
Tough decisions
(...oh god. please don't play any DBZ cards for my sake 8( )
pick 7
As chosen by the judge Mulan, the winning apple is "Musicals" which belonged to Castor! They take the Green Apple card.
The current scores are: Remy(1) Mulan(2) DrStein(1) Laguna(0) Rachel(2) Sera(1) Vegeta(0) Mithos(0) Castor(1)
Next round in 5 seconds. The judge for round 9 will be Castor.
((I have no idea if Stein knows who Hitler is or not actually))
((I'm going with he quickly googles Hitler))
Round 9-- Judge: Castor
Green Apple: Jolly - (cheerful, joyous, merry)
You have 64 seconds to choose a Red Apple
Wait, I didn't mean to play that... oh, never mind, none of my cards would work anyway.
Geez, don't know what half these are, hafta pick just on those descriptions, if ya can even call 'em that...
Time's up! Time for the judge to make their choice! Castor, here are the choices...
Choice #1: Raves - Neo-psychedelic all-night dance parties centered around acid, house, and techno music. All the rave.
Choice #2: Anarchy - Who's in charge here?
Choice #3: Green Acres - It's the place to be...
Choice #4: Casinos - Slots and slots of fun.
Choice #5: Rock Lee - When the straightest guy on a show wears green spandex...
Choice #6: Skiing - The Super Giant Slalom: Swiss for "suicide."
Choice #7: Barney - Purple dinosaur. "I love you, you love me, blah, blah, blah ... "
Choose the best match for Jolly with "pick "
... I'm not sure I would say that Lee-kun is quite encompassed by the world "jolly."
... applauding #2's choice here
...Oh man, Barney.
#5 is a camper?
Green spandex? Ew.
Yes. Enthusiastic young man. Hard to miss, somtimes.
Ya seem to know a lotta these, Rachel.
I think I met him once...
Hmm...
pick 3
As chosen by the judge Castor, the winning apple is "Green Acres" which belonged to Mithos! They take the Green Apple card.
The current scores are: Remy(1) Mulan(2) DrStein(1) Laguna(0) Rachel(2) Sera(1) Vegeta(0) Mithos(1) Castor(1)
Next round in 5 seconds. The judge for round 10 will be Mithos.
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A lot of these are from my world. Barney is a TV show for young children where I come from.
...huh!
(If Vegeta knew what spandex was he would totally be defending it.)
... uh
...Teku?
Um.
...
Oh dear.
That's... a problem.
did we just lose the one controlling the game?
I think so.
...it looks like it.
(... if comic left for work, uh.)
Yup.
Aww, man.
(...aww, I missed IC apples?)
(Yup :(
Hmph. It couldn't have happened sooner, if you ask me. What a waste of time.
(Only the game ended early due to Teku quitting)
If it was such a waste of time, why play?
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Camp's definition is pretty much a waste of time.
If you take out all of the scarring for life parts.
Aren't those the parts that makes things interesting, though?
It's not that scarring, is it?
If by interesting, you mean horrifying.
I was... forced here, somehow. I don't waste my time with such childish activities!
I don't know, getting grabbed by a giant squid the size of a lake is pretty bad.
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Camp strikes again.
(SAVED)
and it returns
She'll let go of you if you shoot her enough, though. I mean... you just have to avoid the lake...
--Teku!
Yeah, but think we gotta start over? I mean, looks like it got shut down completely there...
I save. Fufufufu.
--blast it, it's back?
we might just have to
I didn't have a gun, and I didn't have a choice about avoiding the lake, either.
Oh dear.
Who's turn was it to pick?
Or if you cook her things. ...I don't know how or why, she likes my souffles and I don't ask questions.
...mine. I think.
I'll be right back, everyone.
I don't know, why don't you try? Mithos was the Judge, apple is Easy
* Sera is now known as Sera|dogs
...
(..somehow this was very IC for this to happen.)
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(( Sorry guys, my computer completely froze on me. ))
((DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT <3))
(('sokay, it happens XD))
(( Not sure if the game is still going or not :( ))
((I think it is))
((Teku just responded to my asking for one of my card descriptions, so))
((it is, I was able to play a card))
(( It all depends on if the timers didn't mess up and it actually offers the apples to choose from ))
...
pick 3
?
...hm.
((...did anyone get the chance to pick before it ko'd?))
... I don't think that the choices have been put up yet
((nope, I played a card after it came back though))
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((I did, Castor, and no, it hadn't given the choices to the judge yet))
((I AM SO CONFUSED. :())
((STUCK IN LIMBO))
((I think we busted it again D:))
((also it's been more than a minute, I think the timer's broke, Comic, can you kickstart it by any chance?))
(...I played a random card and it accepted it just now?)
(( Trying to figure out how to kick start it, one moment ))
Time's up! Time for the judge to make their choice! Mithos, here are the choices...
Choice #1: Forest Fires - "Only YOU can prevent forest fires." The heat is on!
Choice #2: Lies - That's not what your mom said last night!
Choice #3: Maple Syrup - Made from the sweet sap of the maple tree or black maple tree, produced only in North America - a "must have" for pancakes.
Choice #4: Game Sanctuaries - Protection for game players everywhere.
Choose the best match for Easy with "pick "
A-ah!
(( F-for the record, that wasn't me. ))
((...well then!))
((XD))
...well...
Hey, it fixed itself.
pick 2
As chosen by the judge Mithos, the winning apple is "Lies" which belonged to Remy! They take the Green Apple card.
The current scores are: Remy(2) Mulan(2) DrStein(1) Laguna(0) Rachel(2) Sera(1) Vegeta(0) Mithos(1) Castor(1)
Next round in 5 seconds. The judge for round 11 will be Remy.
mental ping by 3
I told you I save. I just had to reload my databases. Tsk tsk on doubting me.
...wait I didn't mean to play that. oh well.
...
mmm. maple syrup.
And yet it's the card that won
I want pancakes, now.
Round 11-- Judge: Remy
Green Apple: Dangerous - (risky, chancy, hazardous)
You have 64 seconds to choose a Red Apple
Maple Syrup is surprisingly difficult, actually.
Maple syrup :9
Hey, you mentioned cooking, Remy?
Maybe they meant 'EATING maple syrup'
as opposed to, say, 'MAKING maple syrup'
Time's up! Time for the judge to make their choice! Remy, here are the choices...
Choice #1: How Fast It Burns - Wow, that burned really, really fast
Choice #2: Tattoo Parlors - "With nothing to show but this brand new tattoo . . . how I got it here I haven't a clue." - Jimmy Buffett
Choice #3: Enron - They manipulated the books, stocks plummeted, people lost their jobs and a couple of guys went to jail.
Choice #4: Husbands - "When a husband brings his wife flowers for no reason, there's a reason." -Molly McGee
Choice #5: Rolling The Car - You'll flip for this one ...
Choice #6: Breaking & Entering - "Honest, Officer, I lost my keys."
Choose the best match for Dangerous with "pick "
...
... a colleague of mine from home would object to #4
It isn't easy to eat maple syrup when you're a robot, you see.
pick 1
As chosen by the judge Remy, the winning apple is "How Fast It Burns" which belonged to DrStein! They take the Green Apple card.
The current scores are: Remy(2) Mulan(2) DrStein(2) Laguna(0) Rachel(2) Sera(1) Vegeta(0) Mithos(1) Castor(1)
Next round in 5 seconds. The judge for round 12 will be DrStein.
Oh. I can imagine how that might pose an obstacle.
Yeah, that number 4 seems a bit harsh...
* Remy has had enough close calls with ovens and stoves, thank you very much
Round 12-- Judge: DrStein
Green Apple: Plentiful - (abundant, bountiful, ample)
You have 64 seconds to choose a Red Apple
Remy, how do you cook if you're a rat? Doesn't that make it hard to stir, or something?
... Remy is a rat?
Not with the right setup.
Cool.
Time's up! Time for the judge to make their choice! DrStein, here are the choices...
Choice #1: Cell Phones - Get off the phone or get off the road!
Choice #2: Car Horns - Blow it, buddy!
Choice #3: Radishes - The root of a good salad.
Choice #4: Play - Not 'pick'! Too late.
Choice #5: Poison Ivy - Itching for a walk in the woods?
Choose the best match for Plentiful with "pick "
pick 5
As chosen by the judge DrStein, the winning apple is "Poison Ivy" which belonged to Vegeta! They take the Green Apple card.
The current scores are: Remy(2) Mulan(2) DrStein(2) Laguna(0) Rachel(2) Sera(1) Vegeta(1) Mithos(1) Castor(1)
Next round in 5 seconds. The judge for round 13 will be Vegeta.
* Sera|dogs is now known as Sera
Yes, and a chef. And proud of both.
((lolol Stein, I was assuming that we're playing this as if we're all sitting together and playing. MY EXCUSE IS THAT MY BOYFRIEND KNOW HIM AND HAS... told me or something alsjf))
Round 13-- Judge: Vegeta
Green Apple: Lean & Mean - (vigorous, fit, efficient)
You have 64 seconds to choose a Red Apple
((I've been playing like this is over the net? XD))
(.... words cannot describe how perfect this is.)
Time's up! Time for the judge to make their choice! Vegeta, here are the choices...
Choice #1: Humphrey Bogart - 1899-1957, American film actor, starred in such classics as The Maltese Falcon and Casablanca. "Here's looking at you kid."
Choice #2: Bahamut - Because there are few problems a Mega Flare can't fix.
Choice #3: NYPD - The New York Police Department. They're so good, they have their own TV show.
Choice #4: Lock & Load - It's off to war we go.
((Yeah, I figured... skldjflashf omg Vegeta))
Choice #5: Bill Clinton - 1946- , popular, yet embattled, 42nd president of the United States.
Choice #6: The Secret Service - They're so cool, they wear sunglasses at night.
Choice #7: Captain Hammer - His fists aren't the hammer.
Choose the best match for Lean & Mean with "pick "
(You can just imagine that Stein is playing via a video screen
)
... is it really sanitary to have a rat as a cook?
(or. or something)
...Bahamut, huh.
Hey, if he knows to wash his hands...
((oooor we can just... you know retcon))
((just run with it))
try his whole body, really
...There is a reason it takes me a whole hour to get ready for work.
((maybe it's on computers with userpics or webcams, WHO KNOWS it's not like this is camp canon anyway))
...ugh, wet fur.
((I'm picturing all of you floating in a void filled with apples)
((... that would be hilarious))
((c-canada XD))
Hmph. These cards don't make any sense.
Yeah, so just pick one!
They do if you're from the right world.
pick 5
As chosen by the judge Vegeta, the winning apple is "Bill Clinton" which belonged to Rachel! They take the Green Apple card.
The current scores are: Remy(2) Mulan(2) DrStein(2) Laguna(0) Rachel(3) Sera(1) Vegeta(1) Mithos(1) Castor(1)
Next round in 5 seconds. The judge for round 14 will be Rachel.
...I didn't even play that card seriously.
--What! That wasn't the card I had intended to pick.
which one did you intend to pick?
Too late now.
Round 14-- Judge: Rachel
Green Apple: Extravagant - (lavish, excessive, bling-bling)
You have 64 seconds to choose a Red Apple
Blame the misfortune of your birth, Vegeta.
The one that involved war. It is what Saiyans do best!
--What does that mean?!
Time's up! Time for the judge to make their choice! Rachel, here are the choices...
Choice #1: Buying A House - If only we had the money, we could get a mortgage.
Choice #2: Violins - It's a pain in the neck, but keep practicing.
Choice #3: The Supreme Court - The highest court in the United States. Robes, but no wigs.
Choice #4: Kio's Wife - Supposedly she exists. See also: "girlfriend who lives in Canada."
Choice #5: A Dozen Red Roses - When eleven just won't do.
Well, none of these work.
(BLAME YOURSELF OR GOD)
Choice #6: Barbie & Ken - Ah, to be blond and plastic...
Choice #7: Fly Fishing - ... if you can"t catch flies any OTHER way ...
Choose the best match for Extravagant with "pick "
pick 6
As chosen by the judge Rachel, the winning apple is "Barbie & Ken" which belonged to Sera! They take the Green Apple card.
The current scores are: Remy(2) Mulan(2) DrStein(2) Laguna(0) Rachel(3) Sera(2) Vegeta(1) Mithos(1) Castor(1)
Next round in 5 seconds. The judge for round 15 will be Sera.
Round 15-- Judge: Sera
Green Apple: Euphemistic - (Non-literal, symbolic, sexual)
You have 64 seconds to choose a Red Apple
And agitating you is what I do best. When I feel like it.
--ah! I hadn't really been paying attention, even.
Not that you can do anything to me. Thus is the beauty of this arrangement.
Pleasant as always, camp.
Time's up! Time for the judge to make their choice! Sera, here are the choices...
Choice #1: Hermaphrodites - Individuals of dubious canon who have come to have sex with their own family.
Choice #2: Boa Constrictor - Found in the Central and South America, this snake can reach 13 feet in length. Want a hug?
Choice #3: Family Values - Often said but seldom understood.
Choice #4: Netsplits - One! One netsplit, ah ah ah! *THUNDERCLAP*
Choice #5: Silly Putty - It's putty in your hands!
Choice #6: Fred & Wilma - Meet the Flintstones. "Yabba-dabba-doooo!"
Choose the best match for Euphemistic with "pick "
...ewwwww.
.......
... Some of those choices ...
pick 4 .
As chosen by the judge Sera, the winning apple is "Netsplits" which belonged to Castor! They take the Green Apple card.
The current scores are: Remy(2) Mulan(2) DrStein(2) Laguna(0) Rachel(3) Sera(2) Vegeta(1) Mithos(1) Castor(2)
Next round in 5 seconds. The judge for round 16 will be Castor.
Mm.
Round 16-- Judge: Castor
...I supose this would be the time to confess that I didn't have the faintest clue as to what that card meant.
Green Apple: Mesmerizing - (fascinating, hypnotizing, charming)
You have 64 seconds to choose a Red Apple
I'd like to fill YOUR netsplit, if you know what I mean.
Hmmmn, none of these cards are any good
...
Classy, Teku.
Nobody's going to agree with my card, but they CAN be.
...
Well you see, when you have two servers that love each other very much, but only for a short amount of time, and want to get a divorce....
Bishop, is the robot solicitating you?
Time's up! Time for the judge to make their choice! Castor, here are the choices...
Choice #1: Angelina Jolie - 1975-, American actor in Gone in Sixty Seconds and Lara Croft: Tomb Raider. She won an Academy Award for Girl, Interrupted.
Choice #2: Milwaukee - They don't call their baseball team the "Brewers" for nuthin'.
Choice #3: Jugglers - They've got their hands full.
Choice #4: The Real World - In 1992, MTV launched a new genre of TV - the documentary/soap opera. Seven young people move in together and the world watches.
Hmph, such a vulgar place.
Choice #5: Sasuke's Eyes - BREAKFAST OF CHAMPIONS
Choice #6: Paradise - "They paved paradise and put up a parking lot." - Joni Mitchell
Choice #7: Cream Puffs - A real lightweight... unless you're counting calories.
Choose the best match for Mesmerizing with "pick "
... hm.
Bingo, Widow's Peak.
* DrStein can't help but to snerk a bit at #6
pick 3
As chosen by the judge Castor, the winning apple is "Jugglers" which belonged to Sera! They take the Green Apple card.
The current scores are: Remy(2) Mulan(2) DrStein(2) Laguna(0) Rachel(3) Sera(3) Vegeta(1) Mithos(1) Castor(2)
Next round in 5 seconds. The judge for round 17 will be Sera.
* Vegeta pointedly ignores everyone >(
Round 17-- Judge: Sera
Green Apple: Insane - (psychotic, deranged, mad)
You have 64 seconds to choose a Red Apple
Wow, again...
Man, just not my day today...
I thought that #5 would have won, but with flavor text like that...
Oops, I didn't mean to play that.
Time's up! Time for the judge to make their choice! Sera, here are the choices...
Choice #1: Pride & Prejudice - Jane Austen's 1813 classic novel expounding on the consequences of pride.
Choice #2: Going To School - Secondary education? It's elementary.
Choice #3: Hitchhikers - Going my way?
Choice #4: Nashville - Capital of Tennessee and capital of country music - also known as Nash Vegas.
Choice #5: Mimes - [No words, just two four-fingered gloves.]
Choice #6: Akatsuki - taking over the world, one cookie at a time
Choice #7: Michael Jackson - 1958-, American popular singer, dancer, and songwriter. Welcome to Neverland.
Choose the best match for Insane with "pick "
Michael Jackson.
Wow.
Who?
I've never heard of him.
He's a singer from my world.
...is he insane?
None of these seem really out there. I guess Akatsuki, from the flavor text...
...I sort of agree with 5.
He's, uh... extreme, I guess? There's really no good way to describe him.
... it's hard to say from that description, isn't it?
Some people think so, Sera.
,...
I was abducted by a group of angry mimes~ what they did should be a crime~~
Mimes just don't talk! There's nothing wrong with not talking...!
funny, I've never been compared to a mime
I mean, really, why would a human WANT to pretend they were trapped in a box? Or a cage?
pick 6
As chosen by the judge Sera, the winning apple is "Akatsuki" which belonged to Laguna! They take the Green Apple card.
The current scores are: Remy(2) Mulan(2) DrStein(2) Laguna(1) Rachel(3) Sera(3) Vegeta(1) Mithos(1) Castor(2)
Next round in 5 seconds. The judge for round 18 will be Laguna.
Yeah, but they also follow you around making weird gestures and begging for your change.
Oh hey, picking something random worked after all!
Round 18-- Judge: Laguna
Green Apple: Phony - (false, artificial, imitation)
You have 64 seconds to choose a Red Apple
Remy, you've never been bored?
Time's up! Time for the judge to make their choice! Laguna, here are the choices...
Choice #1: Liposuction - Fatty tissue? That sucks . . .
Choice #2: Women - REAL Women.
Choice #3: Science Fair Projects - No human subjects, please!
Choice #4: Chameleons - The chameleon is a lizard that changes color when frightened -or is that a politician?
Choice #5: Mom & Pop - Hey! Maybe they should open a store!
Choice #6: Cloned Sheep - Dolly good show!
Choice #7: Greenpeace - International organization dedicated to preserving the Earth's natural resources, and its diverse plant and animal life.
Choose the best match for Phony with "pick "
...2 is kind of mean.
Laguna?
Hey, I'm thinkin'!
#3 is true to a fault
Yeah. I can kind of understand where it's coming from, though.
Clones are real! Just clones.
... Wouldn't #3 be subjective, though?
...
Stein: Never THAT bored.
... no pun intended
Though man, some of those aren't very nice...
6 is artificial, though.
Even if it's not fake.
Semantics...
* Remy just picked a random card
pick 4
As chosen by the judge Laguna, the winning apple is "Chameleons" which belonged to Remy! They take the Green Apple card.
The current scores are: Remy(3) Mulan(2) DrStein(2) Laguna(1) Rachel(3) Sera(3) Vegeta(1) Mithos(1) Castor(2)
Next round in 5 seconds. The judge for round 19 will be Remy.
Okay, the random card strategy seems to work here.
Round 19-- Judge: Remy
Green Apple: Funny - (amusing, comic, odd)
You have 64 seconds to choose a Red Apple
I think it's because people are picking a little randomly, too. At least, I did.
Yeah, kinda hard to pick outta some of those, y'know?
Time's up! Time for the judge to make their choice! Remy, here are the choices...
Choice #1: Garth Brooks - 1962- , American country music singer and songwriter. He's got friends in low places.
Choice #2: Jimmy Stewart - 1908-97, America's favorite self-image. Mr. Smith Goes to Washington, Rear Window, Vertigo, and It's a Wonderful Life, ... and it probably was.
Choice #3: Giraffes - Giraffes can grow to 18 feet tall and have been known to kill a lion with a single kick. Not just another pretty face.
Choice #4: Bats - The little brown bat consumes as many as 600 mosquitoes in an hour. The vampire bat dines elsewhere ...
Especially when you don't know what any of them are.
Choice #5: Shrek - The Academy Award winning 2001 animated film featuring an ogre and a donkey rescuing a princess.
Choice #6: A Rump Roast - The meat of Meat and Potatoes."
Choose the best match for Funny with "pick "
Unfortunately, I don't see a better strategy. I don't understand what most of these cards mean.
You could always look them up ...
Just- just a thought
maybe not in 64 seconds.
Huh. I guess my world is the one closest to camp's... Or at least to wherever this game came from.
I tried that a few times, but then Teku posted the cards without me. I guess randomness works just as well, unless the judge looks up ALL of them.
...what kind of meat for the rump roast?
Beef, probably.
Well, the category is "Funny" so...
Oh, beef. That makes more sense for a card.
pick 5
As chosen by the judge Remy, the winning apple is "Shrek" which belonged to Rachel! They take the Green Apple card.
Rachel has collected 4 Green Apples and wins the game!
Congratulations!
Cool!
Does this mean we are free to leave?
I hope so.
Unless another game starts up, I think so.
I certainly have better things to do with my time than play another little game.
... (do you WANT another game to start up or)
(I might be posting tonight, if servers are robust enough! s-sob)
((I'll leave that to other people. I won't object, but I'm kind of thrashed))
((ironically, despite it taking FOREVER with too many people, I think uno works better ICly than this, if only because of all the references most the characters don't get in apples... XD))
Players: Remy, Rachel, Stein, Sera, Laguna, Vegeta, Castor, Mulan, Mithos
apples in
Joining is closed, or there is no game in progress.
apples join
Remy has joined the game. Diablo's minions grow stronger.
... oh poor Canada
... what
...sorry hon, we maxed
...
that's okay
Time's up! Time for the judge to make their choice! Castor, here are the choices...
Choice #1: Cameron Diaz - 1972-, American actor in Gangs of New York, and one of Charlie's new angels. There's something about Cameron.
Choice #2: His Wife - A HORSE.
Choice #3: The U.S. Constitution - We the people . . .
Choice #4: Pond Scum - Simple organisms that carry out photosynthesis ... or spammers.
Choice #5: Egg Babies - They keep crying, and crying, and crying...
* Canada only came in to watch XD
Choose the best match for Neglected with "pick "
...
oh, right
well good.
...
EGG BABIES
I was supposed to choose a red apple
... bravo, Stein
... um lets see
Pond scum? Does it really need attention?
* DrStein takes a small bow
...what happened to IC XD
that makes me think of a video from youtube
pick 5
As chosen by the judge Castor, the winning apple is "Egg Babies" which belonged to Sera! They take the Green Apple card.
The current scores are: Remy(0) Mulan(0) DrStein(0) Laguna(0) Rachel(0) Sera(1) Vegeta(0) Mithos(0) Castor(0)
Next round in 5 seconds. The judge for round 2 will be Sera.
...I didn't pick because I was trying to figure out if IC would work or not
because my hand is TERRIBLE
involving snorlax
Round 2-- Judge: Sera
Green Apple: Normal - (usual, common, ordinary)
You have 64 seconds to choose a Red Apple
... you know, actually LOOKING at my hand would be a good idea
* DrStein is being so spacey right now
Time's up! Time for the judge to make their choice! Sera, here are the choices...
Choice #1: Earthquakes - The Richter scale is named after the American seismologist Charles Richter. Did the earth move for you?
Choice #2: Hell - Tonight, we dine here!
Choice #3: Flying Solo - You're on your own!
Choice #4: The Game - you just lost it
Choice #5: A Little White Lie - If you can't say anything nice . . .
Choice #6: Wisconsin - Somewhere between Illinois and Canada. Fishing, cheese, and beer. On Wisconsin!
Choice #7: Jojo's Bizare Adventure - WRRRRRRRRRRRRRY?
Choose the best match for Normal with "pick "
...um.
((OKAY GUYS if we're gonna do the IC thing then let's start doing so NOW, any OOC comments do in paranthesis and/or PM someone with questions. XD))
...how can we lose the game if we're still playing it?
pick 5
As chosen by the judge Sera, the winning apple is "A Little White Lie" which belonged to DrStein! They take the Green Apple card.
The current scores are: Remy(0) Mulan(0) DrStein(1) Laguna(0) Rachel(0) Sera(1) Vegeta(0) Mithos(0) Castor(0)
Next round in 5 seconds. The judge for round 3 will be DrStein.
Round 3-- Judge: DrStein
Green Apple: Non-threatening - (safe, powerless, weak)
You have 64 seconds to choose a Red Apple
...
And yet no one believes me
The green apple says it all
Time's up! Time for the judge to make their choice! DrStein, here are the choices...
Choice #1: Water Parks - You can go down Dead Man's Drop and I'll take the Lazy River.
Choice #2: Pussy Willows - A type of willow tree distinguished, in the spring, by silky, grey catkins.
Choice #3: Carrot & A Stick - The ultimate motivator... for a donkey.
Choice #4: Rogaine - A non-prescription formula developer to help regrow hair. Hair today, hair tomorrow.
Choice #5: Salt & Pepper - "Pump it up a notch! BAM!" - Emeril Lagasse.
Choice #6: Pikachu - Everyone's favorite French rodent.
Choose the best match for Non-threatening with "pick "
HEY!
Hm. What a stupid game. There aren't even any cards with things like "humanity" or "Kakarot".
It's a matter of persepective.
* Remy OBJECTS to #6
... hmmmmn
French, huh?
pick 3
As chosen by the judge DrStein, the winning apple is "Carrot & A Stick" which belonged to Remy! They take the Green Apple card.
The current scores are: Remy(1) Mulan(0) DrStein(1) Laguna(0) Rachel(0) Sera(1) Vegeta(0) Mithos(0) Castor(0)
Next round in 5 seconds. The judge for round 4 will be Remy.
Congratulations!
Round 4-- Judge: Remy
Green Apple: Intoxicating - (distracting, drug related, alcoholic)
You have 64 seconds to choose a Red Apple
...Who's "Sasuke"?
Thanks.
... I haven't a clue
Man, never heard of most of these before...
Me neither.
Time's up! Time for the judge to make their choice! Remy, here are the choices...
Choice #1: Brothers & Sisters - "You can pick your friends, but..."
Choice #2: Discos - Where you go to catch "Saturday Night Fever."
Choice #3: A Sunrise - "But he who kisses the joy as it flies/ Lives in eternity's sunrise." -William Blake
Choice #4: The French Riviera - Holiday home of the rich, the famous, and the half-naked.
Most of them are really unfamiliar. The desc text is only helpful once in a while...
Choice #5: Umbrella Drinks - Extra fruit, please!
Choose the best match for Intoxicating with "pick "
Probably because of the whole different world thing, I guess?
Reading the text after the choices help
Whoever picked #1 has never met Emile.
* Teku laughs evilly.
Or the sense of humor of camp.
...like that. [glassespush]
...You can tell this thing is a camp creation.
Camp is the usual suspect, isn't it?
pick 5
As chosen by the judge Remy, the winning apple is "Umbrella Drinks" which belonged to Rachel! They take the Green Apple card.
The current scores are: Remy(1) Mulan(0) DrStein(1) Laguna(0) Rachel(1) Sera(1) Vegeta(0) Mithos(0) Castor(0)
Next round in 5 seconds. The judge for round 5 will be Rachel.
These cards are completely ridiculous. None of them even make sense!
...mine mostly make sense...
I don't think they're really supposed to
Man, I just got here the other day, is it really that bad?
Vegeta, at least you don't have a card called "Sasuke's Eyes."
Round 5-- Judge: Rachel
Green Apple: Mystical - (spiritual, secretive, esoteric)
You have 64 seconds to choose a Red Apple
i don't know any of these...
--aw dammit, that wasn't the one I was gonna play...
Some of mine make sense, but the rest of them...
Time's up! Time for the judge to make their choice! Rachel, here are the choices...
Choice #1: Self-publishing - "The nihilism within the eyes of those who dwell in the wide awake nightmare draws the individual who doesn't understand into a world that takes years to understand even their own sickness.
Choice #2: My Pokeymans - Let me show you them.
Choice #3: Pyramids - Built by ancient civilizations, found mainly in Egypt, Guatemala, Honduras, Mexico and Peru. Probably the result of some pyramid scheme.
Choice #4: Faith Hill - 1967-, American crossover country music artist. You just gotta have Faith.
Choice #5: A Ringing In My Ears - Answer that, would'ya?
Choice #6: Internet Dating - Turn-ones: candlelight dinners and walks on the beach. Turn-offs: the computer crashing...
Choice #7: Crazy Horse - 1849?-77, chief of the Oglala Sioux. A leader in the Native American resistance to the westward expansion on the United States.
I'm just going to throw out one since I don't understand half of these.
Well, the rest of them I'm not sure if I want them to make sense.
Choose the best match for Mystical with "pick "
...I believe this may be what is called a "dump round."
pick 3
As chosen by the judge Rachel, the winning apple is "Pyramids" which belonged to Mulan! They take the Green Apple card.
The current scores are: Remy(1) Mulan(1) DrStein(1) Laguna(0) Rachel(1) Sera(1) Vegeta(0) Mithos(0) Castor(0)
Next round in 5 seconds. The judge for round 6 will be Mulan.
#3 isn't a dump :(
oh hey. um.
Played the game before, Bishop?
thanks?
Round 6-- Judge: Mulan
Green Apple: Durable - (tough, resilient, heavy-duty)
Hmph. "My Pokeymans" are plenty mystical. I've never heard of such a thing before!
You have 64 seconds to choose a Red Apple
Heh heh heh, you said 'dump'.
It made more sense than the rest of what was up there.
...it talked.
...Vegeta, its a reference to a kids show.
Time's up! Time for the judge to make their choice! Mulan, here are the choices...
Choice #1: Owen Wilson - 1968-, American actor, appeared in Rushmore, The Royal Tenenbaums and Wedding Crashers. He's a self-proclaimed trouble-maker.
Choice #2: Batman & Robin - Superheroes or vigilantes, you make the call.
Choice #3: Rope Burns - You were playing WHAT?
Choice #4: Mosquitoes - They suck.
Choice #5: South Africa - Two oceans, rugged mountains, traditional villages, game sanctuaries, wineries...forget the past and bring on the tourists.
Choice #6: Nuclear Power Plants - "You've turned a potential Chernobyl into a mere Three Mile Island." -Montgomery Burns, "The Simpsons"
Choice #7: Conspiracy - NASCAR is a Yank conspiracy to keep you all placated so the south won't rise again.
This is another dump round for me.
Choice #8: Minneapolis & St. Paul - The "Twin Cities" are Minnesota's largest population center. They may be twins but you can tell the difference.
oh my. um.
Choose the best match for Durable with "pick "
... Rope burns?
... best not to ask.
Someone should have played "cockroaches."
...
someone obviously has an interest in that sort of thing
um.........
Nuclear power plants are more durable than people usually think...
pick 2
As chosen by the judge Mulan, the winning apple is "Batman & Robin" which belonged to Rachel! They take the Green Apple card.
The current scores are: Remy(1) Mulan(1) DrStein(1) Laguna(0) Rachel(2) Sera(1) Vegeta(0) Mithos(0) Castor(0)
Next round in 5 seconds. The judge for round 7 will be Rachel.
I'd rather not find out exactly how durable they are, Sera.
T-that makes sense!
they're people, right? so.... people are... durable?
(Vegeta thinks injuries should be at least as severe as a rope burn. :|b)
Round 7-- Judge: Rachel
Green Apple: Spunky - (perky, lively, spirited)
You have 64 seconds to choose a Red Apple
Mulan, they're superheroes.
oh. so.... really durable, right? because you have to be to do a job like that...
I know there are a couple in camp, have you met any of them?
Yeah, pretty much.
Time's up! Time for the judge to make their choice! Rachel, here are the choices...
Choice #1: Focus Groups - We need to run this card past a few dozen people first...
Choice #2: Ruining A Marathon - They'll never figure out you turned that sign 180 degrees, and they'll fall right into your trap, giving you the victory!
Choice #3: American Beauty - It's a classic-the rose, the movie, the woman, or the automobile.
Choice #4: The Dixie Chicks - Female country and western band with pop leanings. Winners of multiple Country Music Association awards. Goodbye, Earl!
Choice #5: Sports Channels - Any team, any time.
Choice #6: The Judge - Smile when you play this card.
maybe...
Choice #7: Track & Field - It's eventful.
Choice #8: Oktoberfest - Lace up your lederhosen and roll out the barrel!
Choose the best match for Spunky with "pick "
Heh. Whoever played 6 has good taste.
pick 6
As chosen by the judge Rachel, the winning apple is "The Judge" which belonged to Mulan! They take the Green Apple card.
The current scores are: Remy(1) Mulan(2) DrStein(1) Laguna(0) Rachel(2) Sera(1) Vegeta(0) Mithos(0) Castor(0)
Next round in 5 seconds. The judge for round 8 will be Mulan.
...
oh!
The Judge?
In this case, Rachel.
The one judgin' the cards, y'know?
Round 8-- Judge: Mulan
i thought... like the person who chooses the cards.
Green Apple: Playful - (fun, frisky, entertaining)
You have 64 seconds to choose a Red Apple
ah
The person who picks which card is best.
Exactly, Mulan.
well played
I, ah...didn't mean to play that card.
Oops.
Time's up! Time for the judge to make their choice! Mulan, here are the choices...
Choice #1: Roadside Cafes - You want pie? We got pie.
Choice #2: Time Travel - "What do you mean I missed my connection in the 14th Century?"
Choice #3: Hitler-chan - The official Apples-chan mascot.
Choice #4: Dating - First stage of the human mating ritual.
Choice #5: Law & Order - The television show, or the concept.
Choice #6: Your Mom - OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Choice #7: Musicals - South Pacific, The King and I, The Sound of Music, A Chorus Line, Cats, Rent ...
Choose the best match for Playful with "pick "
...
...
((Clearly at some point in this game some canon specific cards need to be played. Like Visser Three or Tears of Vegeta))
...hitler. chan.
((sorry hitler chan is being played on mulan. it's... yeah.))
...... well.
um.... well, i do like music.
I really, really hope whoever played that doesn't actually know who that is.
Tough decisions
(...oh god. please don't play any DBZ cards for my sake 8( )
pick 7
As chosen by the judge Mulan, the winning apple is "Musicals" which belonged to Castor! They take the Green Apple card.
The current scores are: Remy(1) Mulan(2) DrStein(1) Laguna(0) Rachel(2) Sera(1) Vegeta(0) Mithos(0) Castor(1)
Next round in 5 seconds. The judge for round 9 will be Castor.
((I have no idea if Stein knows who Hitler is or not actually))
((I'm going with he quickly googles Hitler))
Round 9-- Judge: Castor
Green Apple: Jolly - (cheerful, joyous, merry)
You have 64 seconds to choose a Red Apple
Wait, I didn't mean to play that... oh, never mind, none of my cards would work anyway.
Geez, don't know what half these are, hafta pick just on those descriptions, if ya can even call 'em that...
Time's up! Time for the judge to make their choice! Castor, here are the choices...
Choice #1: Raves - Neo-psychedelic all-night dance parties centered around acid, house, and techno music. All the rave.
Choice #2: Anarchy - Who's in charge here?
Choice #3: Green Acres - It's the place to be...
Choice #4: Casinos - Slots and slots of fun.
Choice #5: Rock Lee - When the straightest guy on a show wears green spandex...
Choice #6: Skiing - The Super Giant Slalom: Swiss for "suicide."
Choice #7: Barney - Purple dinosaur. "I love you, you love me, blah, blah, blah ... "
Choose the best match for Jolly with "pick "
... I'm not sure I would say that Lee-kun is quite encompassed by the world "jolly."
... applauding #2's choice here
...Oh man, Barney.
#5 is a camper?
Green spandex? Ew.
Yes. Enthusiastic young man. Hard to miss, somtimes.
Ya seem to know a lotta these, Rachel.
I think I met him once...
Hmm...
pick 3
As chosen by the judge Castor, the winning apple is "Green Acres" which belonged to Mithos! They take the Green Apple card.
The current scores are: Remy(1) Mulan(2) DrStein(1) Laguna(0) Rachel(2) Sera(1) Vegeta(0) Mithos(1) Castor(1)
Next round in 5 seconds. The judge for round 10 will be Mithos.
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A lot of these are from my world. Barney is a TV show for young children where I come from.
...huh!
(If Vegeta knew what spandex was he would totally be defending it.)
... uh
...Teku?
Um.
...
Oh dear.
That's... a problem.
did we just lose the one controlling the game?
I think so.
...it looks like it.
(... if comic left for work, uh.)
Yup.
Aww, man.
(...aww, I missed IC apples?)
(Yup :(
Hmph. It couldn't have happened sooner, if you ask me. What a waste of time.
(Only the game ended early due to Teku quitting)
If it was such a waste of time, why play?
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Camp's definition is pretty much a waste of time.
If you take out all of the scarring for life parts.
Aren't those the parts that makes things interesting, though?
It's not that scarring, is it?
If by interesting, you mean horrifying.
I was... forced here, somehow. I don't waste my time with such childish activities!
I don't know, getting grabbed by a giant squid the size of a lake is pretty bad.
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Camp strikes again.
(SAVED)
and it returns
She'll let go of you if you shoot her enough, though. I mean... you just have to avoid the lake...
--Teku!
Yeah, but think we gotta start over? I mean, looks like it got shut down completely there...
I save. Fufufufu.
--blast it, it's back?
we might just have to
I didn't have a gun, and I didn't have a choice about avoiding the lake, either.
Oh dear.
Who's turn was it to pick?
Or if you cook her things. ...I don't know how or why, she likes my souffles and I don't ask questions.
...mine. I think.
I'll be right back, everyone.
I don't know, why don't you try? Mithos was the Judge, apple is Easy
* Sera is now known as Sera|dogs
...
(..somehow this was very IC for this to happen.)
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(( Sorry guys, my computer completely froze on me. ))
((DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT <3))
(('sokay, it happens XD))
(( Not sure if the game is still going or not :( ))
((I think it is))
((Teku just responded to my asking for one of my card descriptions, so))
((it is, I was able to play a card))
(( It all depends on if the timers didn't mess up and it actually offers the apples to choose from ))
...
pick 3
?
...hm.
((...did anyone get the chance to pick before it ko'd?))
... I don't think that the choices have been put up yet
((nope, I played a card after it came back though))
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((I did, Castor, and no, it hadn't given the choices to the judge yet))
((I AM SO CONFUSED. :())
((STUCK IN LIMBO))
((I think we busted it again D:))
((also it's been more than a minute, I think the timer's broke, Comic, can you kickstart it by any chance?))
(...I played a random card and it accepted it just now?)
(( Trying to figure out how to kick start it, one moment ))
Time's up! Time for the judge to make their choice! Mithos, here are the choices...
Choice #1: Forest Fires - "Only YOU can prevent forest fires." The heat is on!
Choice #2: Lies - That's not what your mom said last night!
Choice #3: Maple Syrup - Made from the sweet sap of the maple tree or black maple tree, produced only in North America - a "must have" for pancakes.
Choice #4: Game Sanctuaries - Protection for game players everywhere.
Choose the best match for Easy with "pick "
A-ah!
(( F-for the record, that wasn't me. ))
((...well then!))
((XD))
...well...
Hey, it fixed itself.
pick 2
As chosen by the judge Mithos, the winning apple is "Lies" which belonged to Remy! They take the Green Apple card.
The current scores are: Remy(2) Mulan(2) DrStein(1) Laguna(0) Rachel(2) Sera(1) Vegeta(0) Mithos(1) Castor(1)
Next round in 5 seconds. The judge for round 11 will be Remy.
mental ping by 3
I told you I save. I just had to reload my databases. Tsk tsk on doubting me.
...wait I didn't mean to play that. oh well.
...
mmm. maple syrup.
And yet it's the card that won
I want pancakes, now.
Round 11-- Judge: Remy
Green Apple: Dangerous - (risky, chancy, hazardous)
You have 64 seconds to choose a Red Apple
Maple Syrup is surprisingly difficult, actually.
Maple syrup :9
Hey, you mentioned cooking, Remy?
Maybe they meant 'EATING maple syrup'
as opposed to, say, 'MAKING maple syrup'
Time's up! Time for the judge to make their choice! Remy, here are the choices...
Choice #1: How Fast It Burns - Wow, that burned really, really fast
Choice #2: Tattoo Parlors - "With nothing to show but this brand new tattoo . . . how I got it here I haven't a clue." - Jimmy Buffett
Choice #3: Enron - They manipulated the books, stocks plummeted, people lost their jobs and a couple of guys went to jail.
Choice #4: Husbands - "When a husband brings his wife flowers for no reason, there's a reason." -Molly McGee
Choice #5: Rolling The Car - You'll flip for this one ...
Choice #6: Breaking & Entering - "Honest, Officer, I lost my keys."
Choose the best match for Dangerous with "pick "
...
... a colleague of mine from home would object to #4
It isn't easy to eat maple syrup when you're a robot, you see.
pick 1
As chosen by the judge Remy, the winning apple is "How Fast It Burns" which belonged to DrStein! They take the Green Apple card.
The current scores are: Remy(2) Mulan(2) DrStein(2) Laguna(0) Rachel(2) Sera(1) Vegeta(0) Mithos(1) Castor(1)
Next round in 5 seconds. The judge for round 12 will be DrStein.
Oh. I can imagine how that might pose an obstacle.
Yeah, that number 4 seems a bit harsh...
* Remy has had enough close calls with ovens and stoves, thank you very much
Round 12-- Judge: DrStein
Green Apple: Plentiful - (abundant, bountiful, ample)
You have 64 seconds to choose a Red Apple
Remy, how do you cook if you're a rat? Doesn't that make it hard to stir, or something?
... Remy is a rat?
Not with the right setup.
Cool.
Time's up! Time for the judge to make their choice! DrStein, here are the choices...
Choice #1: Cell Phones - Get off the phone or get off the road!
Choice #2: Car Horns - Blow it, buddy!
Choice #3: Radishes - The root of a good salad.
Choice #4: Play - Not 'pick'! Too late.
Choice #5: Poison Ivy - Itching for a walk in the woods?
Choose the best match for Plentiful with "pick "
pick 5
As chosen by the judge DrStein, the winning apple is "Poison Ivy" which belonged to Vegeta! They take the Green Apple card.
The current scores are: Remy(2) Mulan(2) DrStein(2) Laguna(0) Rachel(2) Sera(1) Vegeta(1) Mithos(1) Castor(1)
Next round in 5 seconds. The judge for round 13 will be Vegeta.
* Sera|dogs is now known as Sera
Yes, and a chef. And proud of both.
((lolol Stein, I was assuming that we're playing this as if we're all sitting together and playing. MY EXCUSE IS THAT MY BOYFRIEND KNOW HIM AND HAS... told me or something alsjf))
Round 13-- Judge: Vegeta
Green Apple: Lean & Mean - (vigorous, fit, efficient)
You have 64 seconds to choose a Red Apple
((I've been playing like this is over the net? XD))
(.... words cannot describe how perfect this is.)
Time's up! Time for the judge to make their choice! Vegeta, here are the choices...
Choice #1: Humphrey Bogart - 1899-1957, American film actor, starred in such classics as The Maltese Falcon and Casablanca. "Here's looking at you kid."
Choice #2: Bahamut - Because there are few problems a Mega Flare can't fix.
Choice #3: NYPD - The New York Police Department. They're so good, they have their own TV show.
Choice #4: Lock & Load - It's off to war we go.
((Yeah, I figured... skldjflashf omg Vegeta))
Choice #5: Bill Clinton - 1946- , popular, yet embattled, 42nd president of the United States.
Choice #6: The Secret Service - They're so cool, they wear sunglasses at night.
Choice #7: Captain Hammer - His fists aren't the hammer.
Choose the best match for Lean & Mean with "pick "
(You can just imagine that Stein is playing via a video screen
)
... is it really sanitary to have a rat as a cook?
(or. or something)
...Bahamut, huh.
Hey, if he knows to wash his hands...
((oooor we can just... you know retcon))
((just run with it))
try his whole body, really
...There is a reason it takes me a whole hour to get ready for work.
((maybe it's on computers with userpics or webcams, WHO KNOWS it's not like this is camp canon anyway))
...ugh, wet fur.
((I'm picturing all of you floating in a void filled with apples)
((... that would be hilarious))
((c-canada XD))
Hmph. These cards don't make any sense.
Yeah, so just pick one!
They do if you're from the right world.
pick 5
As chosen by the judge Vegeta, the winning apple is "Bill Clinton" which belonged to Rachel! They take the Green Apple card.
The current scores are: Remy(2) Mulan(2) DrStein(2) Laguna(0) Rachel(3) Sera(1) Vegeta(1) Mithos(1) Castor(1)
Next round in 5 seconds. The judge for round 14 will be Rachel.
...I didn't even play that card seriously.
--What! That wasn't the card I had intended to pick.
which one did you intend to pick?
Too late now.
Round 14-- Judge: Rachel
Green Apple: Extravagant - (lavish, excessive, bling-bling)
You have 64 seconds to choose a Red Apple
Blame the misfortune of your birth, Vegeta.
The one that involved war. It is what Saiyans do best!
--What does that mean?!
Time's up! Time for the judge to make their choice! Rachel, here are the choices...
Choice #1: Buying A House - If only we had the money, we could get a mortgage.
Choice #2: Violins - It's a pain in the neck, but keep practicing.
Choice #3: The Supreme Court - The highest court in the United States. Robes, but no wigs.
Choice #4: Kio's Wife - Supposedly she exists. See also: "girlfriend who lives in Canada."
Choice #5: A Dozen Red Roses - When eleven just won't do.
Well, none of these work.
(BLAME YOURSELF OR GOD)
Choice #6: Barbie & Ken - Ah, to be blond and plastic...
Choice #7: Fly Fishing - ... if you can"t catch flies any OTHER way ...
Choose the best match for Extravagant with "pick "
pick 6
As chosen by the judge Rachel, the winning apple is "Barbie & Ken" which belonged to Sera! They take the Green Apple card.
The current scores are: Remy(2) Mulan(2) DrStein(2) Laguna(0) Rachel(3) Sera(2) Vegeta(1) Mithos(1) Castor(1)
Next round in 5 seconds. The judge for round 15 will be Sera.
Round 15-- Judge: Sera
Green Apple: Euphemistic - (Non-literal, symbolic, sexual)
You have 64 seconds to choose a Red Apple
And agitating you is what I do best. When I feel like it.
--ah! I hadn't really been paying attention, even.
Not that you can do anything to me. Thus is the beauty of this arrangement.
Pleasant as always, camp.
Time's up! Time for the judge to make their choice! Sera, here are the choices...
Choice #1: Hermaphrodites - Individuals of dubious canon who have come to have sex with their own family.
Choice #2: Boa Constrictor - Found in the Central and South America, this snake can reach 13 feet in length. Want a hug?
Choice #3: Family Values - Often said but seldom understood.
Choice #4: Netsplits - One! One netsplit, ah ah ah! *THUNDERCLAP*
Choice #5: Silly Putty - It's putty in your hands!
Choice #6: Fred & Wilma - Meet the Flintstones. "Yabba-dabba-doooo!"
Choose the best match for Euphemistic with "pick "
...ewwwww.
.......
... Some of those choices ...
pick 4 .
As chosen by the judge Sera, the winning apple is "Netsplits" which belonged to Castor! They take the Green Apple card.
The current scores are: Remy(2) Mulan(2) DrStein(2) Laguna(0) Rachel(3) Sera(2) Vegeta(1) Mithos(1) Castor(2)
Next round in 5 seconds. The judge for round 16 will be Castor.
Mm.
Round 16-- Judge: Castor
...I supose this would be the time to confess that I didn't have the faintest clue as to what that card meant.
Green Apple: Mesmerizing - (fascinating, hypnotizing, charming)
You have 64 seconds to choose a Red Apple
I'd like to fill YOUR netsplit, if you know what I mean.
Hmmmn, none of these cards are any good
...
Classy, Teku.
Nobody's going to agree with my card, but they CAN be.
...
Well you see, when you have two servers that love each other very much, but only for a short amount of time, and want to get a divorce....
Bishop, is the robot solicitating you?
Time's up! Time for the judge to make their choice! Castor, here are the choices...
Choice #1: Angelina Jolie - 1975-, American actor in Gone in Sixty Seconds and Lara Croft: Tomb Raider. She won an Academy Award for Girl, Interrupted.
Choice #2: Milwaukee - They don't call their baseball team the "Brewers" for nuthin'.
Choice #3: Jugglers - They've got their hands full.
Choice #4: The Real World - In 1992, MTV launched a new genre of TV - the documentary/soap opera. Seven young people move in together and the world watches.
Hmph, such a vulgar place.
Choice #5: Sasuke's Eyes - BREAKFAST OF CHAMPIONS
Choice #6: Paradise - "They paved paradise and put up a parking lot." - Joni Mitchell
Choice #7: Cream Puffs - A real lightweight... unless you're counting calories.
Choose the best match for Mesmerizing with "pick "
... hm.
Bingo, Widow's Peak.
* DrStein can't help but to snerk a bit at #6
pick 3
As chosen by the judge Castor, the winning apple is "Jugglers" which belonged to Sera! They take the Green Apple card.
The current scores are: Remy(2) Mulan(2) DrStein(2) Laguna(0) Rachel(3) Sera(3) Vegeta(1) Mithos(1) Castor(2)
Next round in 5 seconds. The judge for round 17 will be Sera.
* Vegeta pointedly ignores everyone >(
Round 17-- Judge: Sera
Green Apple: Insane - (psychotic, deranged, mad)
You have 64 seconds to choose a Red Apple
Wow, again...
Man, just not my day today...
I thought that #5 would have won, but with flavor text like that...
Oops, I didn't mean to play that.
Time's up! Time for the judge to make their choice! Sera, here are the choices...
Choice #1: Pride & Prejudice - Jane Austen's 1813 classic novel expounding on the consequences of pride.
Choice #2: Going To School - Secondary education? It's elementary.
Choice #3: Hitchhikers - Going my way?
Choice #4: Nashville - Capital of Tennessee and capital of country music - also known as Nash Vegas.
Choice #5: Mimes - [No words, just two four-fingered gloves.]
Choice #6: Akatsuki - taking over the world, one cookie at a time
Choice #7: Michael Jackson - 1958-, American popular singer, dancer, and songwriter. Welcome to Neverland.
Choose the best match for Insane with "pick "
Michael Jackson.
Wow.
Who?
I've never heard of him.
He's a singer from my world.
...is he insane?
None of these seem really out there. I guess Akatsuki, from the flavor text...
...I sort of agree with 5.
He's, uh... extreme, I guess? There's really no good way to describe him.
... it's hard to say from that description, isn't it?
Some people think so, Sera.
,...
I was abducted by a group of angry mimes~ what they did should be a crime~~
Mimes just don't talk! There's nothing wrong with not talking...!
funny, I've never been compared to a mime
I mean, really, why would a human WANT to pretend they were trapped in a box? Or a cage?
pick 6
As chosen by the judge Sera, the winning apple is "Akatsuki" which belonged to Laguna! They take the Green Apple card.
The current scores are: Remy(2) Mulan(2) DrStein(2) Laguna(1) Rachel(3) Sera(3) Vegeta(1) Mithos(1) Castor(2)
Next round in 5 seconds. The judge for round 18 will be Laguna.
Yeah, but they also follow you around making weird gestures and begging for your change.
Oh hey, picking something random worked after all!
Round 18-- Judge: Laguna
Green Apple: Phony - (false, artificial, imitation)
You have 64 seconds to choose a Red Apple
Remy, you've never been bored?
Time's up! Time for the judge to make their choice! Laguna, here are the choices...
Choice #1: Liposuction - Fatty tissue? That sucks . . .
Choice #2: Women - REAL Women.
Choice #3: Science Fair Projects - No human subjects, please!
Choice #4: Chameleons - The chameleon is a lizard that changes color when frightened -or is that a politician?
Choice #5: Mom & Pop - Hey! Maybe they should open a store!
Choice #6: Cloned Sheep - Dolly good show!
Choice #7: Greenpeace - International organization dedicated to preserving the Earth's natural resources, and its diverse plant and animal life.
Choose the best match for Phony with "pick "
...2 is kind of mean.
Laguna?
Hey, I'm thinkin'!
#3 is true to a fault
Yeah. I can kind of understand where it's coming from, though.
Clones are real! Just clones.
... Wouldn't #3 be subjective, though?
...
Stein: Never THAT bored.
... no pun intended
Though man, some of those aren't very nice...
6 is artificial, though.
Even if it's not fake.
Semantics...
* Remy just picked a random card
pick 4
As chosen by the judge Laguna, the winning apple is "Chameleons" which belonged to Remy! They take the Green Apple card.
The current scores are: Remy(3) Mulan(2) DrStein(2) Laguna(1) Rachel(3) Sera(3) Vegeta(1) Mithos(1) Castor(2)
Next round in 5 seconds. The judge for round 19 will be Remy.
Okay, the random card strategy seems to work here.
Round 19-- Judge: Remy
Green Apple: Funny - (amusing, comic, odd)
You have 64 seconds to choose a Red Apple
I think it's because people are picking a little randomly, too. At least, I did.
Yeah, kinda hard to pick outta some of those, y'know?
Time's up! Time for the judge to make their choice! Remy, here are the choices...
Choice #1: Garth Brooks - 1962- , American country music singer and songwriter. He's got friends in low places.
Choice #2: Jimmy Stewart - 1908-97, America's favorite self-image. Mr. Smith Goes to Washington, Rear Window, Vertigo, and It's a Wonderful Life, ... and it probably was.
Choice #3: Giraffes - Giraffes can grow to 18 feet tall and have been known to kill a lion with a single kick. Not just another pretty face.
Choice #4: Bats - The little brown bat consumes as many as 600 mosquitoes in an hour. The vampire bat dines elsewhere ...
Especially when you don't know what any of them are.
Choice #5: Shrek - The Academy Award winning 2001 animated film featuring an ogre and a donkey rescuing a princess.
Choice #6: A Rump Roast - The meat of Meat and Potatoes."
Choose the best match for Funny with "pick "
Unfortunately, I don't see a better strategy. I don't understand what most of these cards mean.
You could always look them up ...
Just- just a thought
maybe not in 64 seconds.
Huh. I guess my world is the one closest to camp's... Or at least to wherever this game came from.
I tried that a few times, but then Teku posted the cards without me. I guess randomness works just as well, unless the judge looks up ALL of them.
...what kind of meat for the rump roast?
Beef, probably.
Well, the category is "Funny" so...
Oh, beef. That makes more sense for a card.
pick 5
As chosen by the judge Remy, the winning apple is "Shrek" which belonged to Rachel! They take the Green Apple card.
Rachel has collected 4 Green Apples and wins the game!
Congratulations!
Cool!
Does this mean we are free to leave?
I hope so.
Unless another game starts up, I think so.
I certainly have better things to do with my time than play another little game.
... (do you WANT another game to start up or)
(I might be posting tonight, if servers are robust enough! s-sob)
((I'll leave that to other people. I won't object, but I'm kind of thrashed))
((ironically, despite it taking FOREVER with too many people, I think uno works better ICly than this, if only because of all the references most the characters don't get in apples... XD))