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Jun 24, 2008 14:17

( [private - off the network. Written in short-hand legion-report style. Addressed: GAIUS OCTAVIAN, sealed and signed ANTILLAR MAXIMUS] )

not in a legion camp, rome will be a republic aga-- wait what, crows and furies, needs moar pretty ladies, just missed the fight of the century, can have princeps, pretty fly for an aleran tribune, more of a cursor than a centurion, bit of a womanizer, the calderon is a bloody idiot

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movedbymiller June 24 2008, 22:01:42 UTC

I agree with the previous Lux statement. I work there too. It'll get you drunk.

ratherbelegion June 24 2008, 22:03:45 UTC

Good and drunk is my aim for this evening, m'lady.

movedbymiller June 24 2008, 22:07:41 UTC

Well, that makes the two of us! You just turned up, huh?

ratherbelegion June 24 2008, 22:09:47 UTC

One minute I was heading for my Captain's command tent and the next I'm... standing in a very poetically correct field of flowers. So I'd assume that's a 'yes'.

movedbymiller June 24 2008, 22:12:28 UTC

Poor thing. I'll tell you what. If you find Lux, I'll buy you your first...oh, I don't know...six drinks? You look like you can tuck 'em away.

voice browning_baby June 24 2008, 22:15:15 UTC

The rest can go on my tab, Ruthie. He might need to get good and drunk since he just arrived.

[ooc: Assume they know of each other from working at Lux? ^^;]

voice movedbymiller June 24 2008, 22:15:58 UTC

Done and done. Hope you don't end up payin' too much.

[ooc: Sounds good!]

ratherbelegion June 24 2008, 22:15:20 UTC

Well it seems I've picked up a small cohort for my troubles.

You know, where I'm from, I wouldn't hear of a lady buying me drinks unless I at least knew her name first.

lulz big manly shirtless man. movedbymiller June 24 2008, 22:17:34 UTC

But you aren't where you're from. Here, you have to work for a name.

... pretty much yeah. in ur city hitting on ur barely legal girls. ratherbelegion June 24 2008, 22:24:35 UTC

Work, eh? Well I suppose it depends on what, exactly, you're wanting me to do.

<3 movedbymiller June 24 2008, 22:34:40 UTC

Charm me, mostly. Can you do that?

ratherbelegion June 24 2008, 22:36:34 UTC

I know poetry for just such a purpose.

movedbymiller June 24 2008, 22:41:44 UTC

Poetry's fine and all, but I'm more into the dangerous type....

ratherbelegion June 24 2008, 22:44:42 UTC

Not even dangerous poetry? You're making this bloody difficult, m'lady.

Would it help if I beat a man unconscious and left him on your doorstep with a bouquet of these lovely flowers I find myself surrounded by?

movedbymiller June 24 2008, 22:46:07 UTC

Just the thought alone has me all sorts of charmed. I'm Ruthie.

ratherbelegion June 24 2008, 22:50:44 UTC

Ruthie? Now that's one name I haven't heard before. Exotic, unique, beautiful - and quite fitting, if I do say so myself.

The name's Maximus. Friends call me Max.

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