Elvis has left the building
Raise your hand if you made 405 dollars this week just being Elvis and performing for a combined hour at most. My first wedding on Thursday went ok except on the last song I couldnt hear the music and kind of screwed up viva las vegas, but I faked it well enough I think. And today I did two weddings. The first couple was British and I did the whole ceremony which was really fun, and then the second wedding I just did the normal three songs throughout the 15 minute ceremony and got a hundred but the couple liked me so much they tipped me 80 dollars. 80 DOLLARS!!!! It was ridiculous. I used to think Elvis was overrated but now I love him because just as he stole black peoples music and made money I am stealing his music and making money and at the same time black people music too I guess, oh well they have affirmative action (jk?) Ok, thank you, thank you very much.