Watching Show live for the first time in ages. No pausing this time to see what they really said, so this might get spotty.
I am still giddy about last week's ep. Totally rocking the Western thing.
Heaven must be missing an angel? Really?
Dude, a girl walks up to me with that big a bloodstain on her white gown, I would ask if she's okay.
Oh, that can't be good.
No, you are NOT perfect. Come on, Show. Bleh.
See? This dude is asking about the blood.
...
Oh.
Oh dear.
That REALLY can't be good.
...
Oh my.
Wow, Show, this is quite the carnage, even by your standards. Definitely one of your top five, I'd say.
Still not digging the waif-like brunette. Meh.
Hee! I love how the Winchester's answer to everything appears to be "Can we load it into a shotgun shell?"
Oops. The lore is unreliable. That's shocking.
You're the one who always has to make the call, Dean, because you have a profound bond!
"It's not like Cas lives in my ass!"
OH MY GOD!
*dies laughing*
Oh, Show, that was a cheap shot!
LENOOOOOORE!
I LOVE LENORE! I AM SO HAPPY RIGHT NOW I CAN'T EVEN!
Aww, Lenore. She's all alone. :(
Poor Lenore.
Okay, Sammy, BE THE VAMPIRE WHISPERER! I BELIEVE IN YOU!
Grant's Pass, Oregon? Really? It's... a little prosaic.
NOOOOO! DON'T KILL LENORE!
Aw, Cas. :(
Wow. That was... yeah. Caaaas. :(
*adds that to the long list of Regrettable Things™ Cas has done lately*
More Zombieland and less Pleasantville? Dean, dude, don't you remember the day you died?
I am oddly touched by having them all at the same table. :)
Uh oh. Cas is blocked!
A baby in a trenchcoat! Oh, Dean, that is MEAN! YOU TOTALLY HURT CAS' FEELINGS!
*dies*
SOMEONE TELL ME YOU'RE WRITING FIC ABOUT THAT!
Oh, Lordy, Cas, that is NOT a good cover story. Show, really? Come on!
LOL
Cas is NOT patient.
Ew, blood.
Hee! Gooey corpse. :D
Dean, you CANNOT burn the corpse in broad daylight!
Aww, Bobby and Sam, together on the case. :)
Deputy Dawg is really not very bright. Either that or he's working for Eve and lulling them into a false sense of security.
Oh, WEIRD. What is that? Not a doppelgänger...
"You know who whines? Babies."
Poor Cas.
YAY WINCHESTERS KICKING DOWN DOORS AGAIN!
Woah.
WTF?
So confused. Hopefully there will be an explanation soon.
One thing I don't miss about live streams? The commercials. Oh, here we go!
Don't touch anything? You think, Dean? Maybe?
Suddenly everyone looks like Ed? What?
Sam, you are a terrible liar. Good thing this guy is too sick to figure it out.
Yikes, Dean's bedside manner is worse than usual...
Hee! Bathing in Purell tonight. :D
An army of monsters that's sick, gooey and dying. Cas makes a VERY good point, thank you Dean for acknowledging that.
See! I TOLD you the Sheriff was in on it!
Ew, Cas, don't touch that you don't know where it's been!
Nicely spotted, Dean.
Teeth AND a spike! Woah. Hybrids. Eww.
DON'T LET DEAN NAME THE MONSTERS!
"JEFFERSON STARSHIPS!" OH MY GOD, I TOLD YOU! DON'T LET DEAN NAME THE MONSTERS!
Oops. NOW the law shows up. I'm still convinced they're working for Eve.
Sneaky!Dean. :D
I am oddly pleased by Cas in cuffs.
OH GOD, JEFFERSON STARSHIPS...
UNF, CAS, UNF.
AND DEAN. ALSO UNF.
OH, BOYS, HOW SO BADASS?
Sheriff is totally in on it! I knew it!
I know what they're going to find eventually because I was spoiled, and this makes me sad.
Oh, dear.
SHOW DOES NOT HAVE A GOOD TRACK RECORD WITH CHILDREN.
OH NO. BECAUSE DEAN TOTALLY DOESN'T HAVE A SOFT SPOT FOR MUTE, TRAUMATIZED CHILDREN. :(
Aww, Sammy, turning on the child-whisperer charm. I missed you in the early part of the season!
Cas, you seriously need to get cleaned up.
Also, Cas, this is an OBJECT LESSON in not doing Regrettable Things™ for the greater good.
All right, Dean, you tell him!
I'm so worried about Cas!
AND FANDOMS OVARIES JUST EXPLODED RIGHT THERE WITH THOSE TWO BOYS FALLING ASLEEP IN THE BACK OF THE IMPALA.
SERA, YOU SHAMELESS HUSSY I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE AND I APPROVE.
Dude, Cas, the sarcasm is a little much.
Wayward orphans.
AIR QUOTES!
Oh, Cas.
I love Cas and Bobby bonding. \o/
Yay! Go poke the pig until he squeals!
Oh, PLEASE don't let the kids be evil/possessed/whatever. PLEASE!
Oh dear. Bobby, don't taunt Eve!
Five minutes? Cas? WHAT?
He's brokering a deal, isn't he? CAS, NOOOOOOO! WHATEVER YOU AGREED TO IN THERE WHILE PRETENDING TO TORTURE THAT MAN, IT'S A BAD PLAN!
Bleh. More commercials.
Oof. Sam, you go ahead and manhandle that shotgun all you want.
*fans self*
HELL YEAH HERO SHOT! CAS' TRENCH COAT NEEDS TO BILLOW MORE, IS ALL I'M SAYING.
"That's the plan?"
Oh, Bobby, since when have Sam and Dean EVER gone in with more than "Hey, let's go and see what happens?"
No, it's definitely not complicated.
LOL
EVERYONE IS A FLESH EATING MONSTER!
I still don't buy Eve. She's too... meh. But whatever, I can live with that.
I love Sam's "Oh, crap!" expression.
Phoenix Ash, FTW!
"Really, sister, DRAGONS?"
Hee!
And now the bad guy does some grandstanding. MONOLOGUING, FTW.
Okay, so Eve wants the natural order.
Ew!
OH GOD THAT IS LOW!
YAY CROWLEY! I KNEW HE WASN'T DEAD! YAAAAAAAAAAY!
SHOW I LOVE YOU SO HARD!
Ah, we come to the crux of it.
Souls, and just how powerful they are! A giant mass of nuclear reactors all in the same place!
Ew. Beta-testing for the perfect creature.
Shit. It WAS the kids.
*cries*
SHOW WHY DO YOU BREAK MY GODDAMNED HEART LIKE THIS? WHYYYYYY?
More carnage.
Aw, Dean-o.
YES, HE DOES LOOK UPSET, EVE.
"Wayward orphan." Funny how she echoed Cas there. I see what you did there, writers!
Once again, Dean says no, Sam equivocates.
She totally has an extra ace up her sleeve.
Ouch. Impotence jokes at poor Cas' expense.
OH CRAP! NO, TURNING THE BOYS IS BAD!
"Bite me!"
HOLY FUCK, DEAN, YOU ARE SO MOTHERFUCKING BADASS I CAN'T EVEN HOLY SHIT I CAN'T I HAVE NO HOLY CHRIST! *FLAILS*
CAS' MOJO IS BACK! YAY! \o/
Wow.
And he totally just healed Dean like that, too!
"Unbelievable."
Oh, Cas, you look so pissy!
Dude, what?
I'm guessing Crowley.
Poor little kiddies. Ganked by DEMONS.
WTF.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
SHOOOOOWWWWWWW!
If you need me, I'll be over here, hyperventilating.
Oh, Cas, your perplexed face is a good one. He looks so affronted, too! *pets him*
OH MY GOD CAS TOTALLY LET CROWLEY GET AWAY HOLY SHIT AND I KIND OF DIDN'T EXACTLY SEE PRECISELY THAT COMING OH GOD.
Sam?
Sammy?
Sam's about to break all our hearts, isn't he?
Oh, maybe not.
Caaaassss...
CROWLEY!!!!
"How many times am I going to have to clean up your messes?"
CAAAAAAASSSSSS! WHAT HAVE YOU DOOOOOOONNNNNNEEEE?
AAAAAAAAAAH!