6.17 "Near, far, wherever you are..."
Hiatus is over! Yay!
ELLEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OH MY GOD!
Caaaaaaas! And Balthazar!
Aw, Rufus. :(
Oh, dear. Poor random dude in Chester, Pennsylvania, you are about to die in a really awful way.
Aaaah! *hides eyes*
This is a LOT like Bad Day at Black Rock... and that X-Files episode about the guy who could manipulate the odds of things happening.
"My Heart Will Go On?"
Oh, Lord. The Céline Dion jokes alone...
Hee! Oh, Sam and Dean, I have missed your semi-worldless discussions, although you're still not back to the weird mind-meld you had going during "The Usual Suspects." Maybe in time...
SAM, WTF. Dean always throws scissors! Unless the winner is the one to talk to Bobby? I can't blame them for rock-paper-scissoring trying to talk to the angry alcoholic bear, though.
Hee! "Therapize." :D Oh, Bobby. Poor guy.
"Poop out his liver?" Ouch. Also, Dean? Pot. Kettle. Black.
Wait... what car is that? It as the Impala's old license plates... "Wait until she gets back?" Wait until who gets back? Did I miss something?
ELLEN?!?!
WHAT?
I mean, yay! But WHAT?!?
MARRIED?!?
I never thought I'd say this, but NO! Sam, Dean, I wanna know what the hell just happened?
When Sam says "Huh," in that tone, I always know he's found something cool. But HOW does he know that the "Christmas tinsel" is significant? Smart!Sammy is so smart. :D
Yay research! I love that they still do research.
Hee! I love the minor characters they come up with on this show.
"Something so dark it would sully future generations." LOL, oh Dean. I see your technique with people hasn't changed.
Four generations of picket fence. Heh. Nicely put, Sam.
Time freeze? What?
I am never ever blaming misplacing my keys on random chance ever again.
Oooh, bad way to go. Strangled by the photocopier. Ouch.
So, blond chick with a ledger, checking people off her list. Is she one of the Fates, maybe? Y'know, the one who snips the thread?
We are not quite 15 minutes in, so that means we're at the "this isn't what we originally thought" part of the casefic.
The idea of Ellen encouraging Jo and her "crew" to hunt is weird.
Also, Sam and Dean are in a pretty nice motel room.
TITANIC?
WHAT?
LOL
The first mate is "I. P. Freeley." No, not at ALL suspicious.
*dies*
Oh, Balthazar.
So we're once again in the whole alternate reality thing.
"That godawful Céline Dion song made me want to smite myself!"
"A destitute lounge singer somewhere in Québec."
BWAH! Oh my GOD.
"No Kutscher references." Hee!
OH MY GOD THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS IMPALAS! *dies*
"You have me confused with the other angel. You know, the one in the dirty trenchcoat who's in love with you."
Oh my God I would be squeeing SO LOUD right now if my throat wasn't killing me! Note that Balthazar didn't look at either of them specifically, so I can TOTALLY multiship Cas with Dean OR Sam as the mood strikes! (Though the camera did pan to Dean...)
I WAS TOTALLY RIGHT I CALLED IT, IT WAS FATE!
Yes, Dean, Sam is a nerd, but at least he knows what Bobby's talking about. Also, doesn't that make Bobby a nerd?
Heh. Dean still can't lie to Bobby to save his life.
Aw, Dean-o. Having to choose to kill Ellen and Jo all over again?
Ouch. HIt by a bus. And that was a hell of a wince, Sam. Beautifully done.
"Too soon?"
"Yeah, Dean, I'm pretty sure six seconds is too soon."
Oh, Sam spotted the Fate!
"My kind of librarian or your kind of librarian?"
"Well, she was wearing clothes, if that's what you mean."
Oh, oh Sam. I think you just reached your Bitch Face quota in five minutes, there. That was epic. :D
Yes, let's go talk to the creature of mythology. I'm sure that will go well, especially since Sam and Dean have cheated death so many times before...
WHOO!
CAAAAAAAAAAAAS!
CAS TOTALLY SAVED THE DAY!
"So we've pissed off Fate personally."
Oh, dear. Killing Fate? Can't be a good plan.
"You need new friends, Cas."
"I'm trying to save the ones I have, Dean."
AWW, THERE ARE NOT ENOUGH WORDS FOR HOW MUCH I LOVE CAS RIGHT NOWWWWWWW!
Aww, Ellen and Bobby are going to break my heart in a second, aren't they?
*sobs quietly*
Hee! Oh, boys. I love this show so hard.
Nice choice of song. Poor Dean, I think he almost wet himself when those dogs came near. :(
What is it with show and killing Dean by dropping things on him!
Oh, Cas. I love you so hard.
I love Fate as a disgruntled employee who lost her job.
"Circus clowns." Hee!
Wait, what?
Oh, Cas, what have you DONE? "Fifty thousand new souls for your war machine."
That CANNOT be good...
Cas, you're a crappy liar.
"Do you really want to test me?"
Ooh, chills...
LOL
AWKWARD!
"We'll leave it inserted, then."
And the Titanic gets sunk, the Impala's back, and the song now exists again.
Aww, Cas did it all for youuuuuuu!
The whole never-being-born being different from getting killed comes back a lot in this world...
LOL
Oh, Cas. You are a terrible liar, and yet Sam and Dean totally bought it.
Yes, Dean, Kate Winslet's rack makes it all worth it.
*wibbles*
Oh, Bobby, oh boys. :(
*wibbles more*
ELLEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OH MY GOD!
Caaaaaaas! And Balthazar!
Aw, Rufus. :(
Oh, dear. Poor random dude in Chester, Pennsylvania, you are about to die in a really awful way.
Aaaah! *hides eyes*
This is a LOT like Bad Day at Black Rock... and that X-Files episode about the guy who could manipulate the odds of things happening.
"My Heart Will Go On?"
Oh, Lord. The Céline Dion jokes alone...
Hee! Oh, Sam and Dean, I have missed your semi-worldless discussions, although you're still not back to the weird mind-meld you had going during "The Usual Suspects." Maybe in time...
SAM, WTF. Dean always throws scissors! Unless the winner is the one to talk to Bobby? I can't blame them for rock-paper-scissoring trying to talk to the angry alcoholic bear, though.
Hee! "Therapize." :D Oh, Bobby. Poor guy.
"Poop out his liver?" Ouch. Also, Dean? Pot. Kettle. Black.
Wait... what car is that? It as the Impala's old license plates... "Wait until she gets back?" Wait until who gets back? Did I miss something?
ELLEN?!?!
WHAT?
I mean, yay! But WHAT?!?
MARRIED?!?
I never thought I'd say this, but NO! Sam, Dean, I wanna know what the hell just happened?
When Sam says "Huh," in that tone, I always know he's found something cool. But HOW does he know that the "Christmas tinsel" is significant? Smart!Sammy is so smart. :D
Yay research! I love that they still do research.
Hee! I love the minor characters they come up with on this show.
"Something so dark it would sully future generations." LOL, oh Dean. I see your technique with people hasn't changed.
Four generations of picket fence. Heh. Nicely put, Sam.
Time freeze? What?
I am never ever blaming misplacing my keys on random chance ever again.
Oooh, bad way to go. Strangled by the photocopier. Ouch.
So, blond chick with a ledger, checking people off her list. Is she one of the Fates, maybe? Y'know, the one who snips the thread?
We are not quite 15 minutes in, so that means we're at the "this isn't what we originally thought" part of the casefic.
The idea of Ellen encouraging Jo and her "crew" to hunt is weird.
Also, Sam and Dean are in a pretty nice motel room.
TITANIC?
WHAT?
LOL
The first mate is "I. P. Freeley." No, not at ALL suspicious.
*dies*
Oh, Balthazar.
So we're once again in the whole alternate reality thing.
"That godawful Céline Dion song made me want to smite myself!"
"A destitute lounge singer somewhere in Québec."
BWAH! Oh my GOD.
"No Kutscher references." Hee!
OH MY GOD THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS IMPALAS! *dies*
"You have me confused with the other angel. You know, the one in the dirty trenchcoat who's in love with you."
Oh my God I would be squeeing SO LOUD right now if my throat wasn't killing me! Note that Balthazar didn't look at either of them specifically, so I can TOTALLY multiship Cas with Dean OR Sam as the mood strikes! (Though the camera did pan to Dean...)
I WAS TOTALLY RIGHT I CALLED IT, IT WAS FATE!
Yes, Dean, Sam is a nerd, but at least he knows what Bobby's talking about. Also, doesn't that make Bobby a nerd?
Heh. Dean still can't lie to Bobby to save his life.
Aw, Dean-o. Having to choose to kill Ellen and Jo all over again?
Ouch. HIt by a bus. And that was a hell of a wince, Sam. Beautifully done.
"Too soon?"
"Yeah, Dean, I'm pretty sure six seconds is too soon."
Oh, Sam spotted the Fate!
"My kind of librarian or your kind of librarian?"
"Well, she was wearing clothes, if that's what you mean."
Oh, oh Sam. I think you just reached your Bitch Face quota in five minutes, there. That was epic. :D
Yes, let's go talk to the creature of mythology. I'm sure that will go well, especially since Sam and Dean have cheated death so many times before...
WHOO!
CAAAAAAAAAAAAS!
CAS TOTALLY SAVED THE DAY!
"So we've pissed off Fate personally."
Oh, dear. Killing Fate? Can't be a good plan.
"You need new friends, Cas."
"I'm trying to save the ones I have, Dean."
AWW, THERE ARE NOT ENOUGH WORDS FOR HOW MUCH I LOVE CAS RIGHT NOWWWWWWW!
Aww, Ellen and Bobby are going to break my heart in a second, aren't they?
*sobs quietly*
Hee! Oh, boys. I love this show so hard.
Nice choice of song. Poor Dean, I think he almost wet himself when those dogs came near. :(
What is it with show and killing Dean by dropping things on him!
Oh, Cas. I love you so hard.
I love Fate as a disgruntled employee who lost her job.
"Circus clowns." Hee!
Wait, what?
Oh, Cas, what have you DONE? "Fifty thousand new souls for your war machine."
That CANNOT be good...
Cas, you're a crappy liar.
"Do you really want to test me?"
Ooh, chills...
LOL
AWKWARD!
"We'll leave it inserted, then."
And the Titanic gets sunk, the Impala's back, and the song now exists again.
Aww, Cas did it all for youuuuuuu!
The whole never-being-born being different from getting killed comes back a lot in this world...
LOL
Oh, Cas. You are a terrible liar, and yet Sam and Dean totally bought it.
Yes, Dean, Kate Winslet's rack makes it all worth it.
*wibbles*
Oh, Bobby, oh boys. :(
*wibbles more*