6.14 A day late and a dollar short
Here we go! Flailing, capslocking and general incoherence behind the cut. Remember, I have NOT SEEN next week's promo. DO NOT TELL ME ABOUT IT HERE OR ANYWHERE ELSE, PLEASE.
Oh, Dean, break my heart, why don't you?
Yikes.
Aaaand onto the case, apparently. WHERE IS MY H/C, SERA?!?
Creepy mannequin.
Poor Janitor. He's about to die, isn't he?
Yep. The mannequin is going to eat him. Wasn't the first Doctor Who episode about this?
Hey! Slicing open the forehead! Also from Doctor Who, only with more blood. I'm amazed this guy isn't screaming. I'd scream if MY forehead was getting sliced open by nothing I could determine.
Does the thing need a body or something?
And, ew.
Ow. Poor Sammy. I BET that would give you a headache.
Just say no to drugs, Sammy!
I missed the forehead wrinkles. :)
Let it come out in spurts of violence and alcoholism. Oh, Dean, it doesn't really work for you, honey.
And Sam is lyng through his teeth to make you happy.
Seriously, what is a Snookie?
Dean, do NOT play with that!
"Be my Valentine?"
That joke apparently never gets old!
LOL "Have a heart!" Oh, Dean.
Seriously, SOMEONE come up with a convincing argument to me that Dean isn't actually a rapid-cycling bipolar. He is EXACTLY how I was before medication, with the added bonus of drinking too much when he's depressed.
AND I LOVE HOW BITCHY THAT SENTENCE WAS, SAM! \o/ I MISSED THE BITCHY "We're working, Dean!"
Sam! You're staring at it!
Aww, good old casefic stuff. I missed the research, the watching of video footage. Anyone else remember "Okey-dokey?"
Dean, dude, stop avoiding your girlfriend!
"Rubbed her feet during 'Glee'." LOL
Don't worry, guys. You're only nine minutes into the episode. Someone else will die and you'll totally get more clues. :D
See? There he is! Random Extra Number Two, dead for your convenience!
No, no, Random Extre Number Two, that's not Johnny. Although a "Heeeeere's Johnny!" joke woud work well here.
WHY DOES NO ONE SCREAM WHEN THEIR FOREHEAD GETS SLICED OPEN?
Oh, gory. Very gory.
The mannequins aren't even taking body parts, though. What's their motivation? They register on EMF, they make the room go cold like ghosts... possessed mannequins?
Sam's hair is still kempt. I am pleased.
Sam, dude, you can TRY to be discreet with the EMF meter, but it's not built for that.
I LOVE THAT FACE SAM JUST MADE! I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO CALL IT, BUT I LOVE IT!
OH MY GOD! DEAN AND HIS FAAAAACE!
No, Sam, it doesn't add up.
And yes, Dean, it IS creepy. I totally agree. *shudder*
Poor Random Extra Number Two, your death has revealed nothing.
ANSWER YOUR PHONE, DEAN!
Holy crap.
Lisa won't get out of bed? How very Twilight of her. She better be actually sick, or something properly wrong with her, because if she's pining for Dean I will never forgive Show for this. Hopefully it's just Ben laying bait for Dean.
Yay for Sammy taking charge!
And further yay for Sammy being awesome with witnesses. :)
Hey, a link! Everybody worked at the factory!
So is it Rose, or something related to her? Or maybe something that contributed to her disappearance.
Oh, hey, nervous-looking greasy-haired dude. You are LYING through your teeth, and Sam is onto you. You cannot outsmart Sammy, he is the SMARTEST. What did you do to Rose, asshole?
Sam is SO onto you! I can tell by that pinched look on his face.
Dean, dude, ringing once is enough!
Hee! Parent-trapped. Awesome.
Lisa looks gorgeous!
Maybe it's a GIRL, Dean!
Damn. Maybe Dr. Matt is a girl. *cough*
LOL Simultaneous parenting FTW!
I love how she assumes Sam would survive something even if Dean is dead.
I actually kind of wanted to hear Dean's answer to that.
Hah! Johnny's freaking out. And now his head is getting sliced open, and HE'S not screaming either. Sheesh.
YAY SAMMY! \o/ SAVING THE DAY!
"That was a ghost trying to kill you for being a dick!"
LOL Sammy. :D Most suspicious interview ever!
Wow, Johnny, you are a real fucktard. Speaking as the kind of girl who used to be on the receiving end of jokes like that, let me say on behalf of us all: FUCK YOU.
Johnny, you're still a fucktard, but at least you're a guilty-feeling fucktard.
SAMMY IS JUDGING YOU, JOHNNY, AND HE IS RIGHT TO DO SO.
Yay, a Dean and Ben moment!
Plants vs zombies
LOL holy crap, Dean's face! "I watch TV, I know what that means!"
We don't need the sappy music, Show. We GET that this is an emotional moment. Christ on a cracker, you're ruining it for me.
Ben's got a point. They love you even though you're a dick. That's something. "Family don't end with blood, boy."
Sam, something tells me this isn't over...
Neat little Dean/Lisa montage, oh no, Dean-Lisa-Ben montage, probably designed to break my heart. *sigh* Please tell me we haven't seen the last of her. I know people don't like Lisa, but I'd love to see her storyline resolved better than this.
Isn't that Rose's sister?
OMG WTF JOHNNY WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?
WHAT THE FUCK?
Was she human before, or has he been living an elaborately creepy fantasy with this real doll thing? GYAAAAAAAH!
Well, it has to be over, since all the douchebags who killed her are dead, right?
She's attached to her sister. Yikes.
ORGAN DONATION!
Dude, this is problematic.
You can't salt and burn the sister.
Can I say THANK GOD SAM HAS HIS SOUL BACK! OTHERWISE THAT GIRL WOULD BE ALREADY DEAD.
THE IMPALA IS NOT A SEX DOLL!
I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE, SHOW! VERY NICE NOD TO THE PILOT! \o/
Oh, fuck.
Well, that wasn't going to end well, no matter what.
Woah. Has Bobby moved up in the world? I don't remember Singer Salvage looking this swanky before.
Aww, Sammy. Your pep talks are sweet, if ineffective. *pets the puppy*
AWWWWW!
*draws teeny-tiny hearts all around Sammy*
I DON'T KNOW HOW I FEEL ABOUT THIS EPISODE. ALL THE SITUATIONS SUCKED, EVERYBODY LOST, AND YET SAM AND DEAN ARE AWESOME.
Oh, Dean, break my heart, why don't you?
Yikes.
Aaaand onto the case, apparently. WHERE IS MY H/C, SERA?!?
Creepy mannequin.
Poor Janitor. He's about to die, isn't he?
Yep. The mannequin is going to eat him. Wasn't the first Doctor Who episode about this?
Hey! Slicing open the forehead! Also from Doctor Who, only with more blood. I'm amazed this guy isn't screaming. I'd scream if MY forehead was getting sliced open by nothing I could determine.
Does the thing need a body or something?
And, ew.
Ow. Poor Sammy. I BET that would give you a headache.
Just say no to drugs, Sammy!
I missed the forehead wrinkles. :)
Let it come out in spurts of violence and alcoholism. Oh, Dean, it doesn't really work for you, honey.
And Sam is lyng through his teeth to make you happy.
Seriously, what is a Snookie?
Dean, do NOT play with that!
"Be my Valentine?"
That joke apparently never gets old!
LOL "Have a heart!" Oh, Dean.
Seriously, SOMEONE come up with a convincing argument to me that Dean isn't actually a rapid-cycling bipolar. He is EXACTLY how I was before medication, with the added bonus of drinking too much when he's depressed.
AND I LOVE HOW BITCHY THAT SENTENCE WAS, SAM! \o/ I MISSED THE BITCHY "We're working, Dean!"
Sam! You're staring at it!
Aww, good old casefic stuff. I missed the research, the watching of video footage. Anyone else remember "Okey-dokey?"
Dean, dude, stop avoiding your girlfriend!
"Rubbed her feet during 'Glee'." LOL
Don't worry, guys. You're only nine minutes into the episode. Someone else will die and you'll totally get more clues. :D
See? There he is! Random Extra Number Two, dead for your convenience!
No, no, Random Extre Number Two, that's not Johnny. Although a "Heeeeere's Johnny!" joke woud work well here.
WHY DOES NO ONE SCREAM WHEN THEIR FOREHEAD GETS SLICED OPEN?
Oh, gory. Very gory.
The mannequins aren't even taking body parts, though. What's their motivation? They register on EMF, they make the room go cold like ghosts... possessed mannequins?
Sam's hair is still kempt. I am pleased.
Sam, dude, you can TRY to be discreet with the EMF meter, but it's not built for that.
I LOVE THAT FACE SAM JUST MADE! I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO CALL IT, BUT I LOVE IT!
OH MY GOD! DEAN AND HIS FAAAAACE!
No, Sam, it doesn't add up.
And yes, Dean, it IS creepy. I totally agree. *shudder*
Poor Random Extra Number Two, your death has revealed nothing.
ANSWER YOUR PHONE, DEAN!
Holy crap.
Lisa won't get out of bed? How very Twilight of her. She better be actually sick, or something properly wrong with her, because if she's pining for Dean I will never forgive Show for this. Hopefully it's just Ben laying bait for Dean.
Yay for Sammy taking charge!
And further yay for Sammy being awesome with witnesses. :)
Hey, a link! Everybody worked at the factory!
So is it Rose, or something related to her? Or maybe something that contributed to her disappearance.
Oh, hey, nervous-looking greasy-haired dude. You are LYING through your teeth, and Sam is onto you. You cannot outsmart Sammy, he is the SMARTEST. What did you do to Rose, asshole?
Sam is SO onto you! I can tell by that pinched look on his face.
Dean, dude, ringing once is enough!
Hee! Parent-trapped. Awesome.
Lisa looks gorgeous!
Maybe it's a GIRL, Dean!
Damn. Maybe Dr. Matt is a girl. *cough*
LOL Simultaneous parenting FTW!
I love how she assumes Sam would survive something even if Dean is dead.
I actually kind of wanted to hear Dean's answer to that.
Hah! Johnny's freaking out. And now his head is getting sliced open, and HE'S not screaming either. Sheesh.
YAY SAMMY! \o/ SAVING THE DAY!
"That was a ghost trying to kill you for being a dick!"
LOL Sammy. :D Most suspicious interview ever!
Wow, Johnny, you are a real fucktard. Speaking as the kind of girl who used to be on the receiving end of jokes like that, let me say on behalf of us all: FUCK YOU.
Johnny, you're still a fucktard, but at least you're a guilty-feeling fucktard.
SAMMY IS JUDGING YOU, JOHNNY, AND HE IS RIGHT TO DO SO.
Yay, a Dean and Ben moment!
Plants vs zombies
LOL holy crap, Dean's face! "I watch TV, I know what that means!"
We don't need the sappy music, Show. We GET that this is an emotional moment. Christ on a cracker, you're ruining it for me.
Ben's got a point. They love you even though you're a dick. That's something. "Family don't end with blood, boy."
Sam, something tells me this isn't over...
Neat little Dean/Lisa montage, oh no, Dean-Lisa-Ben montage, probably designed to break my heart. *sigh* Please tell me we haven't seen the last of her. I know people don't like Lisa, but I'd love to see her storyline resolved better than this.
Isn't that Rose's sister?
OMG WTF JOHNNY WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?
WHAT THE FUCK?
Was she human before, or has he been living an elaborately creepy fantasy with this real doll thing? GYAAAAAAAH!
Well, it has to be over, since all the douchebags who killed her are dead, right?
She's attached to her sister. Yikes.
ORGAN DONATION!
Dude, this is problematic.
You can't salt and burn the sister.
Can I say THANK GOD SAM HAS HIS SOUL BACK! OTHERWISE THAT GIRL WOULD BE ALREADY DEAD.
THE IMPALA IS NOT A SEX DOLL!
I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE, SHOW! VERY NICE NOD TO THE PILOT! \o/
Oh, fuck.
Well, that wasn't going to end well, no matter what.
Woah. Has Bobby moved up in the world? I don't remember Singer Salvage looking this swanky before.
Aww, Sammy. Your pep talks are sweet, if ineffective. *pets the puppy*
AWWWWW!
*draws teeny-tiny hearts all around Sammy*
I DON'T KNOW HOW I FEEL ABOUT THIS EPISODE. ALL THE SITUATIONS SUCKED, EVERYBODY LOST, AND YET SAM AND DEAN ARE AWESOME.