6.11 aka Holy shit, holy shit, holy shit!
I haven't even started the episode and already I am sad about hiatus! I am also quivering in fear about what this is going to do to me. I am still scarred for life about 5.10, because last year was when I started watching SPN, and since I started watching in October and blitzed through the first four seasons, I actually watched 5.10 the day after it aired, and THEN had to wait until January. And we all know what happened in 5.10, right? Right?
*wibbles*
I don't even know the name of this episode yet.
DEATH! HOLY CRAP! COULD IT BE? \o/
Reapers? TESSSAAAAA! TESSA IS BACK!
Oh, Balthazar. Meh.
Yes, yes, we know. Sam doesn't want his soul back.
Ewww, blood-stained grin. SO CREEPY. Even in flashbacks.
That looks like Toronto. I'm sure it's not, though.
What, Dean, you don't like grocery stores?
Hee! I'm really amused by the fact this guy knew already who Dean was and what he wanted. Where the hell is Sam, and what is Dean doing?
Oh!
DR. ROBERT! *dies laughing*
*sings off-key*
"When you're down he'll pick you up, Doctor Robert!"
...
Okay, I'm good.
Ooh, a hunter doctor! Interesting. Eww, he has no medical license. DNW.
He has a lovely assistant. :D
Oh, a VERY lovely assistant. Gothy. Rrowr.
75% eh? I suppose that could be good... considering.
N'aww. A letter for Ben.
Ouch. It's kind of true, though. Sam really doesn't care. But Dean, what if Sam gets his soul back and THEN doesn't have a letter from you? Huh? Huh?
"Don't be a baby." That's EXACTLY what Jo said to him in 'Born Under a Bad Sign.'
DEAN'S FACE OMG! I WANT TO SMOOSH HIM!
...
Right. Show.
I'm halfway convinced this is for dental surgery. ;)
FUCK.
WHAT IS IT WITH THE WINCHESTERS AND DYING OVER AND OVER? DEAN THIS IS A TERRIBLE PLAN!
I understand why Dr. Robert's license got revoked, anyway.
Even dead, Dean looks hot. I am going to hell.
If he's a spirit, why can we hear his boots on the floor?
Hee! Oh, Dean. Your Latin accent is terrible. Good thing the PTBs don't care.
TESSA! \o/
In the Sudan ./o\
AND THERE HE IS! God, I hope we get to see more of Tessa too. :)
Death has a new haircut. I like it. Nice and tidy.
Oh, Dean. Did you learn NOTHING in that pizza parlour? Seriously, why not ASK POLITELY and see if it gets you somewhere?
"We've established that you have hubris but no leverage."
CHILLS. Oh my God, I love this guy so much!
Oh, hey, they've actually mentioned Adam!
Pick one. Ick.
Hack the hell part off. Further ick.
"Nothing lasts forever. Well, I do..." Hee!
Of course there's a price.
"Don't roll your eyes, Dean, it's impolite."
GOD. MORE CHILLS. THIS GUY IS FUCKING AWESOME.
"No, I'm being incredibly sarcastic."
Aaaand Sam doesn't want his soul back. I am stunned. Shocked.
And Bobby naturally gets to the root of the matter.
I really wouldn't let Sam walk off, Dean. Just a thought.
Aww, even with no soul Sam trusts Dean! God, I hope. *fingers crossed*
PLEEEAAAASE LET SAM NOT DO ANYTHING DRASTIC PLEEEEEEEAAAAAASE!
OH DEAN THIS IS GOING TO BE FUCKING AWFUL!
TESSSSAAAAAA! \o/
Death is a busy guy, it seems.
Sam, what are you doing?
Oh, summoning Balthazar. Suck. Bobby, you're supposed to be watching him!
A "misunderstanding." LOL
BOYFRIEND! \o/ SASSY FTW!
*cough*
Oh, interesting. A soul-shield or something.
Hate-banging. Yet another rape joke, although this one isn't as bad.
SAM DO NOT OWE BALTHAZAR A FAVOUR!
OH FUCK SAM HE'S ASKING YOU TO KILL BOBBY! FUCK FUCK FUCK NOOOOOO! SAM YOU HAVE TO KNOW THAT'S WRONG YOU HAVE TO! EVEN INTELLECTUALLY.
Oh, Dean. Difficult death #1.
Ah. Not as bad for Dean, I guess. The douchebag robber gets it, and Dean turns out to be really vengeful. Not that I'm surprised.
"Sauna gets hot." Yes, yes it does. And Dean knows from hot.
"That wasn't so hard." Fuck, Dean, you have no idea.
KANSAS!
*dies laughing*
AAACK! SAAAAAAAM!
*wibbles in a corner*
Aaaand now the hard part.
Is that the same teddy bear as the bipolar one from the wishing well episode?
Yay Tessa! You tell it like it is.
Oh God. They're going to put me through the goddamned wringer ALL EPISODE LONG, aren't they? SAAAAAAAAAM!
Something's going to happen to that nurse, now. It's all balance.
Thank GOD Bobby's smarter than that!
Aaaand Sam's gone. NOT GOOD NOT GOOD NOT GOOD!
FUCK!
SAM I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE DOING THIS FUCK!
I'm thinking he's behind you, Bobby.
Woah. Shades of the Shining.
*dies*
BOBBY! \o/
OMG BOBBY BUILT A TRAPDOOR IN HIS HOUSE! I bet you it was after the zombie episode.
BOBBY IS FUCKING AWESOME!
Ow. Ow, that looks like it hurts. Well, at least it's not broken.
Yes, Sam, we get it. Come on, Bobby, do you really need another explanation?
BOBBY DON'T OPEN THE GODDAMNED DOOR! LEAVE HIM DOWN THERE UNTIL DEAN GETS BACK!
"No one kills me in my own house but me."
Aaaand Sam's gone.
See Dean? YOU DON'T FUCK WITH DEATH!
Sorry won't bring her back, Dean.
And he STILL has to kill the little girl. FUCK.
Yay Bobby and his mad tracking skillz! Although Sam's probably leading him along a false trail.
Yep. Holy shit.
Dean you failed. Congrats. But I think that was the point. You can't be Death.
Oh, hey. I guess Dean learned his lesson.
"No one really skates by."
Yep, definitely learned his lesson.
FUCK, SHOW, MY HEART.
Woo! Bobby escapes by the skin of his teeth.
Sam's back in the panic room.
Dean, I think you're supposed to kill him. You still have the ring, don't you?
YAY DEATH! \o/
(Seriously, only in fandom does that sentence make sense)
I love Death's obsession with really awesome junk food.
"I could ask you the same thing." Hee!
Your life will not bounce back into your lap. And the human soul isn't a rubber ball! Yay Death!
DEAN ALL OF LIFE IS RIGGED!
Seriously, Dean, you need to show some fucking respect already!
"You and your brother keep coming back. You're an affront to the balance of the universe and you cause disruption on a global scale."
THIS.
Sam and Dean are totally the Hardy Boys of the Supernatural world!
75% again. Ouch.
DEATH HAS A BLACK DOCTOR'S BAG!
"You might feel a little itchy."
DON'T SCRATCH THE WALL? HOLY SHIT HOW CAN THAT BE GOOD?
Aww, Sam's soul is till all shiny!
Oooh, being re-ensoulinated looks painful.
FUCK SHOW WHAT THE HELL YOU CAN'T LEAVE IT THERE!!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
*wibbles*
I don't even know the name of this episode yet.
DEATH! HOLY CRAP! COULD IT BE? \o/
Reapers? TESSSAAAAA! TESSA IS BACK!
Oh, Balthazar. Meh.
Yes, yes, we know. Sam doesn't want his soul back.
Ewww, blood-stained grin. SO CREEPY. Even in flashbacks.
That looks like Toronto. I'm sure it's not, though.
What, Dean, you don't like grocery stores?
Hee! I'm really amused by the fact this guy knew already who Dean was and what he wanted. Where the hell is Sam, and what is Dean doing?
Oh!
DR. ROBERT! *dies laughing*
*sings off-key*
"When you're down he'll pick you up, Doctor Robert!"
...
Okay, I'm good.
Ooh, a hunter doctor! Interesting. Eww, he has no medical license. DNW.
He has a lovely assistant. :D
Oh, a VERY lovely assistant. Gothy. Rrowr.
75% eh? I suppose that could be good... considering.
N'aww. A letter for Ben.
Ouch. It's kind of true, though. Sam really doesn't care. But Dean, what if Sam gets his soul back and THEN doesn't have a letter from you? Huh? Huh?
"Don't be a baby." That's EXACTLY what Jo said to him in 'Born Under a Bad Sign.'
DEAN'S FACE OMG! I WANT TO SMOOSH HIM!
...
Right. Show.
I'm halfway convinced this is for dental surgery. ;)
FUCK.
WHAT IS IT WITH THE WINCHESTERS AND DYING OVER AND OVER? DEAN THIS IS A TERRIBLE PLAN!
I understand why Dr. Robert's license got revoked, anyway.
Even dead, Dean looks hot. I am going to hell.
If he's a spirit, why can we hear his boots on the floor?
Hee! Oh, Dean. Your Latin accent is terrible. Good thing the PTBs don't care.
TESSA! \o/
In the Sudan ./o\
AND THERE HE IS! God, I hope we get to see more of Tessa too. :)
Death has a new haircut. I like it. Nice and tidy.
Oh, Dean. Did you learn NOTHING in that pizza parlour? Seriously, why not ASK POLITELY and see if it gets you somewhere?
"We've established that you have hubris but no leverage."
CHILLS. Oh my God, I love this guy so much!
Oh, hey, they've actually mentioned Adam!
Pick one. Ick.
Hack the hell part off. Further ick.
"Nothing lasts forever. Well, I do..." Hee!
Of course there's a price.
"Don't roll your eyes, Dean, it's impolite."
GOD. MORE CHILLS. THIS GUY IS FUCKING AWESOME.
"No, I'm being incredibly sarcastic."
Aaaand Sam doesn't want his soul back. I am stunned. Shocked.
And Bobby naturally gets to the root of the matter.
I really wouldn't let Sam walk off, Dean. Just a thought.
Aww, even with no soul Sam trusts Dean! God, I hope. *fingers crossed*
PLEEEAAAASE LET SAM NOT DO ANYTHING DRASTIC PLEEEEEEEAAAAAASE!
OH DEAN THIS IS GOING TO BE FUCKING AWFUL!
TESSSSAAAAAA! \o/
Death is a busy guy, it seems.
Sam, what are you doing?
Oh, summoning Balthazar. Suck. Bobby, you're supposed to be watching him!
A "misunderstanding." LOL
BOYFRIEND! \o/ SASSY FTW!
*cough*
Oh, interesting. A soul-shield or something.
Hate-banging. Yet another rape joke, although this one isn't as bad.
SAM DO NOT OWE BALTHAZAR A FAVOUR!
OH FUCK SAM HE'S ASKING YOU TO KILL BOBBY! FUCK FUCK FUCK NOOOOOO! SAM YOU HAVE TO KNOW THAT'S WRONG YOU HAVE TO! EVEN INTELLECTUALLY.
Oh, Dean. Difficult death #1.
Ah. Not as bad for Dean, I guess. The douchebag robber gets it, and Dean turns out to be really vengeful. Not that I'm surprised.
"Sauna gets hot." Yes, yes it does. And Dean knows from hot.
"That wasn't so hard." Fuck, Dean, you have no idea.
KANSAS!
*dies laughing*
AAACK! SAAAAAAAM!
*wibbles in a corner*
Aaaand now the hard part.
Is that the same teddy bear as the bipolar one from the wishing well episode?
Yay Tessa! You tell it like it is.
Oh God. They're going to put me through the goddamned wringer ALL EPISODE LONG, aren't they? SAAAAAAAAAM!
Something's going to happen to that nurse, now. It's all balance.
Thank GOD Bobby's smarter than that!
Aaaand Sam's gone. NOT GOOD NOT GOOD NOT GOOD!
FUCK!
SAM I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE DOING THIS FUCK!
I'm thinking he's behind you, Bobby.
Woah. Shades of the Shining.
*dies*
BOBBY! \o/
OMG BOBBY BUILT A TRAPDOOR IN HIS HOUSE! I bet you it was after the zombie episode.
BOBBY IS FUCKING AWESOME!
Ow. Ow, that looks like it hurts. Well, at least it's not broken.
Yes, Sam, we get it. Come on, Bobby, do you really need another explanation?
BOBBY DON'T OPEN THE GODDAMNED DOOR! LEAVE HIM DOWN THERE UNTIL DEAN GETS BACK!
"No one kills me in my own house but me."
Aaaand Sam's gone.
See Dean? YOU DON'T FUCK WITH DEATH!
Sorry won't bring her back, Dean.
And he STILL has to kill the little girl. FUCK.
Yay Bobby and his mad tracking skillz! Although Sam's probably leading him along a false trail.
Yep. Holy shit.
Dean you failed. Congrats. But I think that was the point. You can't be Death.
Oh, hey. I guess Dean learned his lesson.
"No one really skates by."
Yep, definitely learned his lesson.
FUCK, SHOW, MY HEART.
Woo! Bobby escapes by the skin of his teeth.
Sam's back in the panic room.
Dean, I think you're supposed to kill him. You still have the ring, don't you?
YAY DEATH! \o/
(Seriously, only in fandom does that sentence make sense)
I love Death's obsession with really awesome junk food.
"I could ask you the same thing." Hee!
Your life will not bounce back into your lap. And the human soul isn't a rubber ball! Yay Death!
DEAN ALL OF LIFE IS RIGGED!
Seriously, Dean, you need to show some fucking respect already!
"You and your brother keep coming back. You're an affront to the balance of the universe and you cause disruption on a global scale."
THIS.
Sam and Dean are totally the Hardy Boys of the Supernatural world!
75% again. Ouch.
DEATH HAS A BLACK DOCTOR'S BAG!
"You might feel a little itchy."
DON'T SCRATCH THE WALL? HOLY SHIT HOW CAN THAT BE GOOD?
Aww, Sam's soul is till all shiny!
Oooh, being re-ensoulinated looks painful.
FUCK SHOW WHAT THE HELL YOU CAN'T LEAVE IT THERE!!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!