6.10 Insta-reaction
I was away for the last episode and so there will be no squeeing insta-reaction, save this:
OMG DEAN MICROWAVED TINKERBELL!
*hands*
Anyway. On to episode 9!
First off, the title: Caged Heat? Makes it sound like a Richard Castle novel. What has Nikki gotten herself into this time? Will the attractive detective make it out alive, or will she burn?
Okay, I amuse myself, clearly. ;)
Aww, crap. Meg is back. I don't like her new meatsuit at all. It lisps and makes baby talk.
CROWLEY! \o/
Oooh, Crowley in chains!
Woah.
Crowley on Crowley action. I am... weirded out. Speculum?
Shapeshifter? What the hell is that? Father of his species? Ah, yes. Shapeshifter. IRIDIUM!
Drop a castle on you! Hee! Oh, Crowley. ILU SO MUCH!
This reminds me of Lilith: missing the days when it was all baby blood, all the time.
Yeah, apparently shapeshifters are kind of heartless about their offspring.
Oh, Crowley. You are badass, and yet that was really counterproductive.
How did he ever get the shapeshifter alpha, I wonder?
IMPALA!
MISHAAAAA! Yay! Cas will be in this episode! \o/
What have they got there? Oh, rugaru.
I think Dean just got pwned in the smartass banter department.
"Remember when we used to gank demons?" Oh, yes I do, Dean. I miss it too.
Sam, since when do you not have a Plan B?
Where the HELL are they staying? It looks even sleazier than usual.
I love Sam's new bitchfaces. Soulless!Sam still has 'em, and they are even more entertaining than before.
Where'd he go?
SAM! ACK!
OMG!
Dude, you guys totally let yourselves get ambushed!
Oh, Christ. It's BItchy McLispsalot.
Juggling Crowley's orphans? What does that even mean?
MEG ENOUGH WITH THE SEX METAPHORS IT IS OLD. ALSO YOUR LISP IS NOT SEXY.
Ooh, perceptive!Sam.
Hee! That is an AWESOME expression on Dean. "Woah," indeed!
I don't want Meg in charge of hell. I prefer Crowley. *sulks*
Oh, Dean, NEVER CHANGE! \o/
On a random note, I really love Sam's hair this season. I hope it stays kempt once he gets his soul back.
Sam, asking Dean not to look at things emotionally is like asking the sun not to rise and set.
Cas doesn't answer your prayers, Sam. Maybe you should ask Dean to try.
Bwah! Are you seriously quoting the plot to Raiders of the Lost Arc?
CAAAAAAAAAAS! \o/
OMG Cas fell for it.
Gah! And now Sam is quoting me! Did he seriously just call Cas an idiot?
Wow. Sam is totally not letting Cas get a word in edgewise. That's... I don't know what to make of that.
Poor Cas. While I totally sympathize with him, Sam does have a point: the entire universe owes him for locking Lucifer back up. Unfortunately, because he has no soul he's being a prick about it.
Boy?
Yes, he DOES need help, Cas!
"You actually showed. Huh, Sam, I owe you a chicken dinner."
Ouch. That's really harsh.
HOW is Crowley hidden from Cas?
SAMPA! With the gun, in the compound! Um.
Dude, Sampa, what IS wrong with you? I want to know what's going on there.
Cas is being awfully compliant...
Spill, Sampa! Spill your guts!
IT IS TOTALLY MARY HURRAY!
SAMPA IT IS TERRIBLE TO BRING PEOPLE BACK FROM THE DEAD! WHAT'S DEAD SHOULD STAY DEAD.
LEARN FROM THE WINCHESTERS' MISTAKES, DUDE!
Alas, it's not meant to be. It really does run in the family. :(
Oh, Sampa, you make me sad.
What IS Cas looking at?
Oh, God, Cas is watching porn.
O_O
Tell me that just didn't happen! HOLY CRAP THE FANGIRLS ARE GONG TO HAVE A COLLECTIVE ANEURYSM.
"We're not supposed to talk about it." OH, CAS!
*facepalm*
I am not sure I actually liked that throwaway bit.
Sampa comes through, though!
Blech, Meg. More sex metaphors.
They really do have abandonment issues, though. It's the root of all their problems.
EEK! SAM! WITH THE STABBY! /o\
And the demon-killing knife is back in play! \o/ I totally missed that knife. :)
Random stressful music is random.
"I am ambivalent about what we're attempting." Oh, Cas. *hearts*
WHAT? WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON'T WANT SAM'S SOUL BACK?
Yep. That soul has been tortured for an eternity. I'm sure it won't be pretty. (Oh please, oh please!)
And of COURSE Sam overheard. Because why make things simple?
Yep. Waaaay too easy.
I wonder what's happening with Cas' battle? On a random note.
Oh, ew. Dead person.
Who's that? What is she? Guess we'll never know...
Cas' spidey senses are tingling!
HELLHOUNDS!
Dean hates those things, and I can't blame him.
Seriously, were we NOT expecting hellhounds?
Oh, Meg, I guess you're stuck in your meatsuit.
EWWWWWWWW! Cas & Meg NOOOOOO! DNW! DNW!
"I learned that from the pizza man." WTF, Cas? I really hope you were giving her extra juice or something. Because EWW.
Go for it, Meg!
INVISIBLE DOG FIGHT!
What, Cas, no "I don't believe Jack is here?" comment?
SAMPA!
Oh, no, this can't be good...
Yep. Sold 'em out. I can only hope this is part of an elaborate scheme to actually help them in the end...
Dick Cheney again.
On the plus side, they're getting face time with Crowley!
Why did he not just kill them on the spot?
Woo. Meg is pretty badass.
Is that Christian? Yes it is! I'm guessing he's about to double-cross Sampa and Crowley.
"I'm standing in pee." "Consider yourself lucky."
LOL, oh, Show. You're going REALLY strong with the potty humour this time around.
Oh, Sampa. You just made an enemy of Dean Fucking Winchester. You are SO screwed.
Seriously, Crowley is being an idiot for the first time. If he wants the Winchesters dead, he should kill them right off.
What IS it with the demon torture? The girls always end up naked.
So much for holding out hope for the Campbells...
Come ON, Sam! It's all on you now.
OH MY GOD! pkwench, are you seeing this? THIS WAS YOUR PROMPT!
HOLY FUCK!
I wonder if Sam can actually exorcize Crowley?
Dude, blood from the ceiling?
OH MY GOD THIS IS EVEN BETTER! DEVIL'S TRAP IN HIS OWN BLOOD!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
*flails*
SAM YOU ARE SO BADASS I LOVE YOU!
And more Meg torture. And more innuendo.
Yes, Meg, I would laugh too. :D
YAY DEAN!
Although I was looking forward to more Evil!Christian.
Oh, Crowley. I think you might be about to die. This makes me unutterably sad. :(
Hee! I love the eyeroll. Oh, Crowley, so put-upon.
Ouch!
Ooh. Devil's trap. Again.
How can she torture the king of hell like that? I am confused.
What did Crowley just call Sam? I can't understand him. Something about a lumberjack. I bet it's funny. :(
So WHO can get Sam's soul back if
WHOAH!
I KNEW MEG HAD NOTHING ON CROWLEY I KNEW IT!
YAY CROWLEY! YAY YAY YAY! YOU ARE AWESOME!
CAAAAAAAAAAS!
*jumps up and down*
"Haven't seen you all season. You the cavalry now?"
*makes dolphin noises at the TV
OMG SHOW I LOVE YOU SO HARD!
How did Cas get Crowley's remains?
LOL
Slow clap.
Oh, I was kind of hoping that snap would restore Sam's soul.
WOOHOOHOO!
BLAZE OF FUCKING GLORY!
"Why would I want that?" Oh, Cas, never change.
Aww, man. Poor Cas. :(
Dean, you're only Cas' friend when it's convenient, lately.
Damn.
Sam doesn't want his soul back. Not surprising, really. I was hoping this was the episode they'd get it back, though.
Dean, he DOES know what he's saying, you just don't like it. :(
See? That's what I just said!
OH GOD.
NO SAM DON'T WALK AWAY! YOU WALKING AWAY FROM DEAN ALWAYS ENDS REALLY FUCKING BADLY!
OH GOD!
*flails*
IS IT NEXT WEEK YET?
OMG DEAN MICROWAVED TINKERBELL!
*hands*
Anyway. On to episode 9!
First off, the title: Caged Heat? Makes it sound like a Richard Castle novel. What has Nikki gotten herself into this time? Will the attractive detective make it out alive, or will she burn?
Okay, I amuse myself, clearly. ;)
Aww, crap. Meg is back. I don't like her new meatsuit at all. It lisps and makes baby talk.
CROWLEY! \o/
Oooh, Crowley in chains!
Woah.
Crowley on Crowley action. I am... weirded out. Speculum?
Shapeshifter? What the hell is that? Father of his species? Ah, yes. Shapeshifter. IRIDIUM!
Drop a castle on you! Hee! Oh, Crowley. ILU SO MUCH!
This reminds me of Lilith: missing the days when it was all baby blood, all the time.
Yeah, apparently shapeshifters are kind of heartless about their offspring.
Oh, Crowley. You are badass, and yet that was really counterproductive.
How did he ever get the shapeshifter alpha, I wonder?
IMPALA!
MISHAAAAA! Yay! Cas will be in this episode! \o/
What have they got there? Oh, rugaru.
I think Dean just got pwned in the smartass banter department.
"Remember when we used to gank demons?" Oh, yes I do, Dean. I miss it too.
Sam, since when do you not have a Plan B?
Where the HELL are they staying? It looks even sleazier than usual.
I love Sam's new bitchfaces. Soulless!Sam still has 'em, and they are even more entertaining than before.
Where'd he go?
SAM! ACK!
OMG!
Dude, you guys totally let yourselves get ambushed!
Oh, Christ. It's BItchy McLispsalot.
Juggling Crowley's orphans? What does that even mean?
MEG ENOUGH WITH THE SEX METAPHORS IT IS OLD. ALSO YOUR LISP IS NOT SEXY.
Ooh, perceptive!Sam.
Hee! That is an AWESOME expression on Dean. "Woah," indeed!
I don't want Meg in charge of hell. I prefer Crowley. *sulks*
Oh, Dean, NEVER CHANGE! \o/
On a random note, I really love Sam's hair this season. I hope it stays kempt once he gets his soul back.
Sam, asking Dean not to look at things emotionally is like asking the sun not to rise and set.
Cas doesn't answer your prayers, Sam. Maybe you should ask Dean to try.
Bwah! Are you seriously quoting the plot to Raiders of the Lost Arc?
CAAAAAAAAAAS! \o/
OMG Cas fell for it.
Gah! And now Sam is quoting me! Did he seriously just call Cas an idiot?
Wow. Sam is totally not letting Cas get a word in edgewise. That's... I don't know what to make of that.
Poor Cas. While I totally sympathize with him, Sam does have a point: the entire universe owes him for locking Lucifer back up. Unfortunately, because he has no soul he's being a prick about it.
Boy?
Yes, he DOES need help, Cas!
"You actually showed. Huh, Sam, I owe you a chicken dinner."
Ouch. That's really harsh.
HOW is Crowley hidden from Cas?
SAMPA! With the gun, in the compound! Um.
Dude, Sampa, what IS wrong with you? I want to know what's going on there.
Cas is being awfully compliant...
Spill, Sampa! Spill your guts!
IT IS TOTALLY MARY HURRAY!
SAMPA IT IS TERRIBLE TO BRING PEOPLE BACK FROM THE DEAD! WHAT'S DEAD SHOULD STAY DEAD.
LEARN FROM THE WINCHESTERS' MISTAKES, DUDE!
Alas, it's not meant to be. It really does run in the family. :(
Oh, Sampa, you make me sad.
What IS Cas looking at?
Oh, God, Cas is watching porn.
O_O
Tell me that just didn't happen! HOLY CRAP THE FANGIRLS ARE GONG TO HAVE A COLLECTIVE ANEURYSM.
"We're not supposed to talk about it." OH, CAS!
*facepalm*
I am not sure I actually liked that throwaway bit.
Sampa comes through, though!
Blech, Meg. More sex metaphors.
They really do have abandonment issues, though. It's the root of all their problems.
EEK! SAM! WITH THE STABBY! /o\
And the demon-killing knife is back in play! \o/ I totally missed that knife. :)
Random stressful music is random.
"I am ambivalent about what we're attempting." Oh, Cas. *hearts*
WHAT? WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON'T WANT SAM'S SOUL BACK?
Yep. That soul has been tortured for an eternity. I'm sure it won't be pretty. (Oh please, oh please!)
And of COURSE Sam overheard. Because why make things simple?
Yep. Waaaay too easy.
I wonder what's happening with Cas' battle? On a random note.
Oh, ew. Dead person.
Who's that? What is she? Guess we'll never know...
Cas' spidey senses are tingling!
HELLHOUNDS!
Dean hates those things, and I can't blame him.
Seriously, were we NOT expecting hellhounds?
Oh, Meg, I guess you're stuck in your meatsuit.
EWWWWWWWW! Cas & Meg NOOOOOO! DNW! DNW!
"I learned that from the pizza man." WTF, Cas? I really hope you were giving her extra juice or something. Because EWW.
Go for it, Meg!
INVISIBLE DOG FIGHT!
What, Cas, no "I don't believe Jack is here?" comment?
SAMPA!
Oh, no, this can't be good...
Yep. Sold 'em out. I can only hope this is part of an elaborate scheme to actually help them in the end...
Dick Cheney again.
On the plus side, they're getting face time with Crowley!
Why did he not just kill them on the spot?
Woo. Meg is pretty badass.
Is that Christian? Yes it is! I'm guessing he's about to double-cross Sampa and Crowley.
"I'm standing in pee." "Consider yourself lucky."
LOL, oh, Show. You're going REALLY strong with the potty humour this time around.
Oh, Sampa. You just made an enemy of Dean Fucking Winchester. You are SO screwed.
Seriously, Crowley is being an idiot for the first time. If he wants the Winchesters dead, he should kill them right off.
What IS it with the demon torture? The girls always end up naked.
So much for holding out hope for the Campbells...
Come ON, Sam! It's all on you now.
OH MY GOD! pkwench, are you seeing this? THIS WAS YOUR PROMPT!
HOLY FUCK!
I wonder if Sam can actually exorcize Crowley?
Dude, blood from the ceiling?
OH MY GOD THIS IS EVEN BETTER! DEVIL'S TRAP IN HIS OWN BLOOD!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
*flails*
SAM YOU ARE SO BADASS I LOVE YOU!
And more Meg torture. And more innuendo.
Yes, Meg, I would laugh too. :D
YAY DEAN!
Although I was looking forward to more Evil!Christian.
Oh, Crowley. I think you might be about to die. This makes me unutterably sad. :(
Hee! I love the eyeroll. Oh, Crowley, so put-upon.
Ouch!
Ooh. Devil's trap. Again.
How can she torture the king of hell like that? I am confused.
What did Crowley just call Sam? I can't understand him. Something about a lumberjack. I bet it's funny. :(
So WHO can get Sam's soul back if
WHOAH!
I KNEW MEG HAD NOTHING ON CROWLEY I KNEW IT!
YAY CROWLEY! YAY YAY YAY! YOU ARE AWESOME!
CAAAAAAAAAAS!
*jumps up and down*
"Haven't seen you all season. You the cavalry now?"
*makes dolphin noises at the TV
OMG SHOW I LOVE YOU SO HARD!
How did Cas get Crowley's remains?
LOL
Slow clap.
Oh, I was kind of hoping that snap would restore Sam's soul.
WOOHOOHOO!
BLAZE OF FUCKING GLORY!
"Why would I want that?" Oh, Cas, never change.
Aww, man. Poor Cas. :(
Dean, you're only Cas' friend when it's convenient, lately.
Damn.
Sam doesn't want his soul back. Not surprising, really. I was hoping this was the episode they'd get it back, though.
Dean, he DOES know what he's saying, you just don't like it. :(
See? That's what I just said!
OH GOD.
NO SAM DON'T WALK AWAY! YOU WALKING AWAY FROM DEAN ALWAYS ENDS REALLY FUCKING BADLY!
OH GOD!
*flails*
IS IT NEXT WEEK YET?