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Application for humans:
*about you*
name: Becks
age: 17
location: Bath, UK
*about your pet*
name: Neo...because hes the chosen one. But thats a shit name so I call him Baby Kitten
age: 2 years old
species/breed: Maine Coon
*Where did you get your pet?
I used to work in a pet shop. My boss was a Maine Coon breeder. Just my luck. He's the cat of my dreams.
*Why did you decide to get this kind of pet and what made you choose this one in particular?
Hes a silver tabby and gets fairer as he gets older. Unlike normal moggies his nose crinkles which just adds to his big cat appearance. hes gorgeous. he had the biggest paws, the biggest beard, the longet ear hairs and the most unusual comical cry I have ever heard. Who wouldnt want a cat that grows to the size of a medium sized dog.
*Interesting or unique tricks or talents:
He plays hide and seek. He'll miaow, run and hide, I'll have to stalk him, jump at him, hit him then run away...then I hide and he does the same. It goes on for hours.
He wont drink from a water bowl. His water bowl is his paddling pool. He'll only drink from the bath and will cry and cry until you turn the tap on. Can be kinda intrusive when you're on the loo.
*Funny story about your pet:
He has one leg half an inch shorter than the other and clumps when he walks. Which makes him a faulty predator. i think hes caught about 3 birds in his lifetime. When he was a kitten he got really dehydrated and everyone was worried about him. he had to be taken to the vets. the next mornign we had a phone call saying "you can come and collect your kitten now, hes chewed through his drip, hes quite obviously better". the vets love him. they almost cried when we took him home. hehe.
*Please include at least three pictures of your pet but no more than ten.
Application for nonhumans:
*about you*
name: Neo aka Baby Kitten
age: 2
species/breed: Maine Coon
*about your human*
name: Becks
age: 17
location: Bath, UK
*Where did your human find you, or where did you find your human?
She saved me from the evil pet shop lady that was always depressed because all her pets kept dying. She wouldnt let me outside and made me be a house cat so my owner let me roam free when she took me home so I could go strut my stuff infront of all the other kitties who are nowhere near as hot as me. She also saved my brother and gave it to a neighbour so now I have my brother living a couple of doors down.
*Why did your human decide to adopt you and what made he/she choose you in particular?
I'm lush. You know it. I know it. Everyone knows it. I'm a tiger in disguise. I'm fanfuckingtabulous. All hail me.
*Interesting or unique tricks or talents:
She styles my hair rteally well for the fun of it and take extra special care to cut all the slugs out of my tail and leaves and branches that I drag in. plus she understands when I want to play hide and seek and always knows when I need water.
*Funny story about you and your human:
She used to carry me aroudn her neck all the time like a scarf when I wasnt so huge and I loved it but one day I thought it'd be funny to get her head in a vice, wrap my paws around her eyes and bite her ear whilst she was trying to walk down the stairs. We ended up in a heap on the floor with her holding me in the air to save me from being crushed! My hero!!! She dislocated her shoulder making sure I didnt get hurt.
*Please include at least three pictures but no more than ten.
