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+10 to Spear and Throwing Weapon skills
Increase spirit by 5%
Increases the effect of all alcohol by 90%
All damage taken from Australians is increased by 20%
25% increased gold gained from ability ‘Welfare’
African
+10 to Spear and Throwing Weapon skills
+20 heat resistance
20% chance when hit in combat by an American to become under their control for 300 years.
African American
Ability: Pickpocket
Run speed increased by 20%
Increased looting speed by 100%
+5 to Gun and Dagger skills
Chance to dodge police attacks by 50%
10% chance when involving in chat with a female to backhand her for 5000 damage.
Afghani
+10 to Bombs
5% chance when hit in combat to detonate, inflicting all players in 1000 yards for 10000 base damage.
+50 to Taxi profession.
American
All damage caused to other races increases threat by 1% (stacks up to 15 times).
All food purchased from vendors costs 25% less.
30% chance when entering combat with an opposing race to explode opposing player and all players of that race on the server.
Australian
+50% chance to go undetected while urinating in public.
+60% chance per alcoholic drink to lose control of your character and start a duel with the person next to you.
Britain
Ability: Inbreed
10% chance per drink in a bar to automatically attack the person next to you
70% chance when losing football match to attack the opposing team
Chinese
All gold earned increased by 300%
50% chance when playing game for over 12 hours to die in real life
+300 to all skills.
!&!@$ sized reduced by 70%
100% chance to look the same as every other play of your race when being looked upon by a non-Chinese / Japanese player.
Ethiopian
Ability: Swarm of flies.
+10 Begging Skill
20% chance when drinking to contract deadly virus
France
1% chance when hit to flee from combat, can only occur when total health is lower than 10%
100% chance to lose all conflicts
German
Ability: Mind Control.
Ability: Incinerate Jew
Increases damage by 90% when fighting Jews.
5% chance when entering combat to switch sides.
Greek
50% increased body hair.
Hispanic
200% increased running speed when crossing zones.
300% increased rest
+20 to Cooking profession
+50 to Gardening profession
Irish
Ability: Summon Leprechaun
Increased attack and damage by 50% when under the influence of alcohol.
Japanese
!&!@$ sized reduced by 70%
50% chance when entering combat with an American to have your home destroyed for an initial 5000 damage, then poisoning everyone who comes into the area in the next 5 years for 10000 damage over 1 week.
100% chance to look the same as every other play of your race when being looked upon by a non-Chinese / Japanese player.
Jew
Ability: Guilt
+10 to Skinning profession
All damage taken from Germans is increased by 300%
Lebanese
+5 to Dagger and Fist Weapon skills.
75% chance when hit to summon a Lebanese Relative to fight at your side for 2 minutes. Stacks up to 100 times.
Russian
Females: Immune to shaving
Attack speed and damage increased by 20% when under the influence of Vodka
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