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dream journal volumes 7, 8 and 9:
ok these dreams were totally awesome thats why i got up at 8 fucking thirty to write them down.
the first entailed me driving through shitty neighborhoods until they got so shitty that poeple had destroyed the lights on the streets. so i was driving in pitch black. i kept seeing people's shadows on the streets and drove faster and faster to get home quicker. then some dudes totally ran onto the street and smashed into my car, and thinking i had hit one of them stopped and turned around. the other guy was crouched over the frist and cursing and i totally didn't feel any regret seeing as how they fucking ran out on a pitch black street.
well the one guy came over to yell at me, and i thought there was something fishy so i locked my doors and yelled back from inside my car, and showed him i had dialed 911. strangely 911 didn't work and i saw the second guy get up from the ground and start running towards my car, i fucking floored it in reverse. they could run incredibly fast and tried to climb on top of my car, and the second guy was spraying black spraypaint on my windsheild and i woke up feeling paralyzed and terrified.
dream two; i was in tibet investigating the deaths of all the people of tibet. some chinese rebels had banded together and just wiped out the whole population by disembowelment. also the mayor of this tibetian villiage's last name was lucksmith, eh eh, you all GET IT? then somehow i was at my house before i could solve anything and saw that my dad installed a pond in our front yard. i thought this was awesome until i looked at the fish and threw a fit because he totally mixed tropical fish and goldfish (which are cold water fish) i tried to explain that some would always be too hot and others always too cold and thats why they were swimming lethargiclly. also where had he gotten the gravel from?? some of it was totally from our yard and the other was this weird stuff that looked like fruity pebbles and he was like yeah well it looks nice, and i screamed about how it had to be disenfected and that rainbow shit would change the ph balance of the water blah blah blah, adn the i fucking KID YOU NOT; an orca appeared and just destroyed every fish in the pond (which was moreli ke a tank at this point) then a GIANT SHARK appeared and ate the orca.
and randomly all the fish appeared and i realized i was just daydreaming. ;___;
the third and final dream was certainly the least terrifying and stupid but most embarassing. i was at my house locked in a deadly duel with none other than sephiroth from final fantasy seven, also this was all happening in the foyer of my house. we were both using daggers (mine was all curvy and had a gold braided hilt) and i totally held my own though he was mostly amused that i'd stayed alive for so long because he was sure that this was the end for me. i kept cutting him but he was never phased and i totally made him drop his weapon a bunch of times but he kept pulling out more daggers (from his boots i guess?)
he hadn't really stabbed me badly but he definately had grazed me enough that i was starting to make mistakes. then he totally tried to slit my throat but didn't succeed because he pressed too lightly. still, i was bleeding pretty badly and he said he was sorry that he had to kill me because no one else had 'almost' killed him. i definately knew that i was going to die so i threw down my weapon and demanded that he train me instead of killing me. (and i also mean 'train' if you get my drift cause he was totally hott and OH GOD THIS IS A VIDEO GAME CHARACTER IF I HAD A QUARTER FOR ALL THE TIMES I WAS ATTRACTED TO THEM I WOULD DEFININTELY HAVE BEEN BEATEN TO A BLOODY PULP BY EVERYONE I KNOW) anyway he was touched by the offer because in the fucked up timeline of my dreams we used to be friends until our drastically different worldviews demand we kill each other. he told me that part of the training meant removing a part of my liver by the teacher's bare hands while i was fully conscious and i said , anything's better than being dead. sadly however he decided that it was just a ploy to get his guard down (he also had no weapon at this point) and tried to pull out my heart like they evil priest did in temple of doom but i blocked it and then my brain woke me up because the dream was way too awesome already and stopped it to preserve its memory long enough for me to hammer it out here.
i don't know if any of you were holding "Coolest Person Ever" competitions around here, but if you were, you can all stop now, because I just revealed that my brain throws in masturbatory indie rock references into my own dreams and also giant sharks and awesome swordfights to fictitious characters that im obviously sexually attracted to, i'm getting impatient at not having recieved my inaugural cunnilingus yet, but I trust you all to resolve the situation posthaste.
ok these dreams were totally awesome thats why i got up at 8 fucking thirty to write them down.
the first entailed me driving through shitty neighborhoods until they got so shitty that poeple had destroyed the lights on the streets. so i was driving in pitch black. i kept seeing people's shadows on the streets and drove faster and faster to get home quicker. then some dudes totally ran onto the street and smashed into my car, and thinking i had hit one of them stopped and turned around. the other guy was crouched over the frist and cursing and i totally didn't feel any regret seeing as how they fucking ran out on a pitch black street.
well the one guy came over to yell at me, and i thought there was something fishy so i locked my doors and yelled back from inside my car, and showed him i had dialed 911. strangely 911 didn't work and i saw the second guy get up from the ground and start running towards my car, i fucking floored it in reverse. they could run incredibly fast and tried to climb on top of my car, and the second guy was spraying black spraypaint on my windsheild and i woke up feeling paralyzed and terrified.
dream two; i was in tibet investigating the deaths of all the people of tibet. some chinese rebels had banded together and just wiped out the whole population by disembowelment. also the mayor of this tibetian villiage's last name was lucksmith, eh eh, you all GET IT? then somehow i was at my house before i could solve anything and saw that my dad installed a pond in our front yard. i thought this was awesome until i looked at the fish and threw a fit because he totally mixed tropical fish and goldfish (which are cold water fish) i tried to explain that some would always be too hot and others always too cold and thats why they were swimming lethargiclly. also where had he gotten the gravel from?? some of it was totally from our yard and the other was this weird stuff that looked like fruity pebbles and he was like yeah well it looks nice, and i screamed about how it had to be disenfected and that rainbow shit would change the ph balance of the water blah blah blah, adn the i fucking KID YOU NOT; an orca appeared and just destroyed every fish in the pond (which was moreli ke a tank at this point) then a GIANT SHARK appeared and ate the orca.
and randomly all the fish appeared and i realized i was just daydreaming. ;___;
the third and final dream was certainly the least terrifying and stupid but most embarassing. i was at my house locked in a deadly duel with none other than sephiroth from final fantasy seven, also this was all happening in the foyer of my house. we were both using daggers (mine was all curvy and had a gold braided hilt) and i totally held my own though he was mostly amused that i'd stayed alive for so long because he was sure that this was the end for me. i kept cutting him but he was never phased and i totally made him drop his weapon a bunch of times but he kept pulling out more daggers (from his boots i guess?)
he hadn't really stabbed me badly but he definately had grazed me enough that i was starting to make mistakes. then he totally tried to slit my throat but didn't succeed because he pressed too lightly. still, i was bleeding pretty badly and he said he was sorry that he had to kill me because no one else had 'almost' killed him. i definately knew that i was going to die so i threw down my weapon and demanded that he train me instead of killing me. (and i also mean 'train' if you get my drift cause he was totally hott and OH GOD THIS IS A VIDEO GAME CHARACTER IF I HAD A QUARTER FOR ALL THE TIMES I WAS ATTRACTED TO THEM I WOULD DEFININTELY HAVE BEEN BEATEN TO A BLOODY PULP BY EVERYONE I KNOW) anyway he was touched by the offer because in the fucked up timeline of my dreams we used to be friends until our drastically different worldviews demand we kill each other. he told me that part of the training meant removing a part of my liver by the teacher's bare hands while i was fully conscious and i said , anything's better than being dead. sadly however he decided that it was just a ploy to get his guard down (he also had no weapon at this point) and tried to pull out my heart like they evil priest did in temple of doom but i blocked it and then my brain woke me up because the dream was way too awesome already and stopped it to preserve its memory long enough for me to hammer it out here.
i don't know if any of you were holding "Coolest Person Ever" competitions around here, but if you were, you can all stop now, because I just revealed that my brain throws in masturbatory indie rock references into my own dreams and also giant sharks and awesome swordfights to fictitious characters that im obviously sexually attracted to, i'm getting impatient at not having recieved my inaugural cunnilingus yet, but I trust you all to resolve the situation posthaste.