Shaken AND Stirred

[rataven]

Oh my god I almost hit a guy with my car today. It was really, really close. This guy was so lucky he did not end up smeared on the concrete. But it totally would have been his own fault if he had gotten hit because THE DUMBASS RAN OUT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROAD. Idiot. After I regained my composure, I glanced in my rearview mirror and noticed he was still kind of shambling around on the shoulder, looking like he was getting ready for making another go at joining the roadkill. I also noticed his hair was very wild. Not in the Doc Brown kind of way, more in the mange-infested kind of way. Actually, he may have been a zombie. That would explain a lot of things.

(I should mention that while I say this all very cavalierly, I do genuinely wish for his safety. But GEEZ what was he thinking?!)