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rata_toskr

An Average Hobbit

Jan 25, 2013 11:39

Title: An Average Hobbit
Pairings: None
Word Count: 815
Disclaimer: You really think I own this?
Summary: Bilbo, like all hobbits, is amazing with ranged weapons

( Bilbo Baggins really didn't understand all the fuss. )

mid-series, the hobbit, drabble, humor, canon!au, crack, gen

Comments 9

jukkaluv January 25 2013, 13:03:35 UTC

Cannot stop laughing.
Love it.
Best line ever: for what was a dragon but a giant target with wings?
LoL

rata_toskr January 26 2013, 00:22:15 UTC

Glad you enjoyed it. And I have to admit that's one of my favorite lines too. (Is it bad to say I enjoy my own work? Ah whatever)

flowerbedgrl January 25 2013, 19:33:17 UTC

Agreed! That last line should be in the movie somewhere!

rata_toskr January 26 2013, 00:37:31 UTC

That would be awesome, though I suppose Bard would have to say it to even remotely fit into canon.

tremble_beloved January 25 2013, 20:53:14 UTC

pine-cone...to...the...face! He flailed his arms excitedly...

This is were I lost it. I'm just imagining what Azog must have thought lol.

Awesome fic!!!

rata_toskr January 26 2013, 00:32:03 UTC

Thanks. The pine-cone...to...the...face line is the main reason that I wrote this, once I thought of it I just couldn't resist.

anonymous March 17 2013, 06:28:14 UTC

Delightful fic full of adorableness and giggles.

ext_766105 August 22 2013, 07:19:20 UTC

Loved this. Specially because I play LotR RPG and in there hobbits are said to be very skilled with stones and slings.

rata_toskr September 7 2013, 01:35:56 UTC

Thank you very much :)

(And sorry for the late reply, I didn't get a message about your comment for some reason.)