Masters of the Obvious

[rata_toskr]

Title: Masters of the Obvious
Pairings: None
Warnings: Crack, lots of crack and discussions about hair.
Word Count: 930
Disclaimer: If I owned the hobbit it would be seriously ridiculous
Summary: Fíli and Legolas are kindred spirits in all the wrong ways.

Comments

Bonnie

[anonymous]

Omigod! I can't express into words how much I love this I really can't! Fili and Legolas! Kili and Fili! Thorin who is just so done with this crap! Everyone else just being resigned to the ridiculousness!

"That tree is really big." Oh Fili let me love you!

And you for bringing us this brilliant fill, you make trawling the kink meme worth it!

Re: Bonnie

[rata_toskr]

Worth reading the meme for is about the best compliment that I could get :) Thank you for reading and liking my craziness.

[anonymous]

Muahaha, that's awesome! I can imagine Thorin getting more and more angry until he can't take it anymore! :D So great. Also, the sentence "There's no need to be so snippy just because your hair is a common color and your beard is short" was the best insult I've ever read. I need to put that on a T-shirt or something.

[rata_toskr]

If you ever do stick that on a shirt I want to see it :) It was hard to think of something that would really piss Thorin off - dwarvish insults aren't my strong suit.

[anonymous]

Unimpressed!dwarves are the best dwarves!

[rata_toskr]

Yes they are :) Thanks for reading.

[ferowyn]

Haha I love this :D
It's positively stupid xD

[rata_toskr]

Hey, it's been awhile hasn't it?

And yes, positively stupid is probably the best way to describe this fic. It was far too much fun to write and still makes be giggle like an idiot.

Thanks for reading :)