so what you do is you get all the money you have, toothbrush and tube of toothpaste, comb, a shirt and 2 pairs of boxers, dress shoes (you'll need these later) and a book you can read forever and a day. you call vlada, tell her you'll be there in 20 minutes. she'll need to get a toothbrush, her camera, high heels and red lipstick, and 3 bottles of spray paint. you use part of the money to fill up your car and pick her up. you drive to LA, where you pick up some really cheap clothes in compton. from there, you head to sacramento where you go to schwarzenneger's charity ball dressed in masks you found that people dropped outside. you (correction: vlada with her looks) charm(s) him into giving you 2 grand using the dress shoes and vlada's lipstick. you get lots of food at the local 711 as it starts raining. *insert romantic moment
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because if florida takes us, we're taking everyone down with us. where we're coming from will be the death of us. here's to hoping the show will live up to our expectations.
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I'm definately down for some oregon/vancouver/barcelona bmxtacular action... *droools*
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here's to hoping the show will live up to our expectations.
start saving up.
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