The Drive of slippery whiteness
Slept from 7pmish till midnight.
Drove from 1:30ish until 4pm.
Was snowy until I escaped across the Utah border. Idaho wasn't too bad past boise and the sun was pretty rising over the snow hills... wait... behind us... but reflecting. Yeah. Me tired right now.
LOng drive
After the Dalles the snow came. God had a really good orgasm. I mean... we're talking spurting white stuff EVERYWHERE!!!!
Also, chains. Lots of chains. Either people were driving too fast with them, driving on pavement with them, or god was cumming all over oregon to some kinky S&M shit. If it's the third option... high five jesus zombie dude.
Problem with chains is that, my guess and as to yet not confirmed, one of them VERY likely shredded the fuck out of my back tire. We're talking freddy kruger and wolverine getting together, getting drunk, and having a gay S&M kinky ass orgy all over my damn tire. soooooo many slices in it.
So I changed a tire for my first time. IN a fucking snow storm. While on my 3rd can of cafinated drink chock full of scary things to make sure I don't fall asleep while driving. My hands stopped being cold in the 7 degree temp after a few minutes. That was nice, but worisome. Then again, I wasn't cold and it helped in getting the tire changed.
Big beautiful white fucking adventure. Was pretty. Dug that. Didn't dig the other traffic. I love the conditions when no one else is around. Bad BAD other people you bad jackasses.
RAvi rocks. Ravi also needs new tires.... fudge poppers.
Am at hotel. Am tired. got 10% off. Got jacuzzi. Got free day tomorrow.
Have girlfriend who will rub me with coconuts and call me sally if I asked. I won't ask, but it's nice to know it's an option.
Will now sleep because brain is doing weird things and I might start to say weithd things.
Nite bertah... you alwasy turned me on with the penguin dance.
Drove from 1:30ish until 4pm.
Was snowy until I escaped across the Utah border. Idaho wasn't too bad past boise and the sun was pretty rising over the snow hills... wait... behind us... but reflecting. Yeah. Me tired right now.
LOng drive
After the Dalles the snow came. God had a really good orgasm. I mean... we're talking spurting white stuff EVERYWHERE!!!!
Also, chains. Lots of chains. Either people were driving too fast with them, driving on pavement with them, or god was cumming all over oregon to some kinky S&M shit. If it's the third option... high five jesus zombie dude.
Problem with chains is that, my guess and as to yet not confirmed, one of them VERY likely shredded the fuck out of my back tire. We're talking freddy kruger and wolverine getting together, getting drunk, and having a gay S&M kinky ass orgy all over my damn tire. soooooo many slices in it.
So I changed a tire for my first time. IN a fucking snow storm. While on my 3rd can of cafinated drink chock full of scary things to make sure I don't fall asleep while driving. My hands stopped being cold in the 7 degree temp after a few minutes. That was nice, but worisome. Then again, I wasn't cold and it helped in getting the tire changed.
Big beautiful white fucking adventure. Was pretty. Dug that. Didn't dig the other traffic. I love the conditions when no one else is around. Bad BAD other people you bad jackasses.
RAvi rocks. Ravi also needs new tires.... fudge poppers.
Am at hotel. Am tired. got 10% off. Got jacuzzi. Got free day tomorrow.
Have girlfriend who will rub me with coconuts and call me sally if I asked. I won't ask, but it's nice to know it's an option.
Will now sleep because brain is doing weird things and I might start to say weithd things.
Nite bertah... you alwasy turned me on with the penguin dance.