I am officially old
Ladies and gentlemen... I'm a freaking uncle.
Damn young babies are ugly. I've only seen one cute one... EVER.
Damn old uncle. I'd tease my mom for being a grandmother (she's the one who sent the photo and the uncle bit), but she's already old.
In seriousness, I'm happy for my mom. She's been waiting for this for SOOOO long! She went nuts the one time I dated a girl with a kid. I think I broke her heart when I ended that relationship.
I suppose I should call my brother and congratulate him. Bastard made me old.
Damn young babies are ugly. I've only seen one cute one... EVER.
Damn old uncle. I'd tease my mom for being a grandmother (she's the one who sent the photo and the uncle bit), but she's already old.
In seriousness, I'm happy for my mom. She's been waiting for this for SOOOO long! She went nuts the one time I dated a girl with a kid. I think I broke her heart when I ended that relationship.
I suppose I should call my brother and congratulate him. Bastard made me old.