In honor of the fact I'm not getting any right now...
I bring you SEX posts!!!
I'm confused as to what the mistranslation is... are the coordinates off? It does look like transition between ramps might be off and I think that rope is too long. hmmm.. never mind. I think I figured it out. DAMN that looks like fun!!!
More Under the cut!
Man I envy the flexibility that girls have. What do guys have? Hands. Admittedly there are manly sex toys out there. I looked into them. Just about ALL of them had one star ratings. Wow. Yeah, I envy the flexibility of girls. Cucumbers, carrots... bottles.... cactus...
I AM thankful for the masturbation though. I actually stopped for 30 days a couple of times back in highschool. It DID get easier, but then I made the mistake of starting up again, locked myself in my room, and had 24 plus orgasms the first day and about 18 the second. I think I had some catching up to do or something.
What I'm really trying to say is that I can't fucking WAIT for Jessica to get out here.
I'm confused as to what the mistranslation is... are the coordinates off? It does look like transition between ramps might be off and I think that rope is too long. hmmm.. never mind. I think I figured it out. DAMN that looks like fun!!!
More Under the cut!
Man I envy the flexibility that girls have. What do guys have? Hands. Admittedly there are manly sex toys out there. I looked into them. Just about ALL of them had one star ratings. Wow. Yeah, I envy the flexibility of girls. Cucumbers, carrots... bottles.... cactus...
I AM thankful for the masturbation though. I actually stopped for 30 days a couple of times back in highschool. It DID get easier, but then I made the mistake of starting up again, locked myself in my room, and had 24 plus orgasms the first day and about 18 the second. I think I had some catching up to do or something.
What I'm really trying to say is that I can't fucking WAIT for Jessica to get out here.