BONJOUR ^^
JENN & CRYS...ehm...entered the building? <3
Just to let people know (because I didn't) Rastaakhriz means 'The End of the World' in Iran. Yeah. Pretty negative, I thought that too, in the beginning.
I was brainwashed later though. ^^
FACTS ABOUT JENN & CRYS:
- We're 2 girls
- We're... teenagers, let's leave it at that ^^
- We tend to be hyper (to the point where no one understand our language)
- We love TOHOSHINKI, DONG BANG SHIN KI, TONG VFANG XINH KI, or RISING GODS OF THE EAST <3
- We hate H.O.T. Because they are 'the enemies'.
- We're not too happy about Super Junior either. Anyways, what kind of boyband has 12 members? O____O
- Crys loves Junsu the most. Jenn loves Changmin...Jaejoong...Changmin...Jae... JAEMIN! <3
- We spend way too much time on LiveJournal (YouTube, Starcandy, Hug, anything with DBSK)
- Therefore, we'll update as fast as humanly fangirlish possible! <3
Rastaakhriz is a joint journal. We share it. So if Crys writes something totally weird and perverted, don't blame it on me. I'm innocent! ^^
Our seperate journals are MrsEdjack and DBSKcrys.
INSANITY LEFT THE BUILDING.
Muahahahahaaw !!!
Crys/insanity ... eh re-entered the building !
You know what ? I'm reeeally bad at this computer thing, so Jenns always the one who posts and will be posting all of our NC-17 (Jenn is obsessed !!) and cracky fics ^__________^ <3
But, I was just reading our entry *proud, oh so proud*, and the I accidentally pressed this link... and eh, here I am ! :D (no idea how though, probably my last time writting anything without Jenn editing and rewritting it first) muahahahhaaaw.. I'm so going to take advantage of this ! xD
Weeeell.. this is a joint journal.
Oh and Rastaakhriz is a pretty pretty name ! absolutly WONDERFUL ! It is the same as the Apocalypse ! Pretty cool, eh ?
Not negative at all... RIGHT ? (pretty obvious who thought of the name huh ?) *evil laugh*
Hmmm, Jenni's probably the the smarter part of this couple (we're married! She even proposed to me.. yaaaa ! <3 Uh, and we are going on our Beta'moon soon !) and I'm the... eh... I think I am the.... Probably the eh.. or no wait .?.. uh uh uh I know..
I'M THE HYPER, INSANE vulgar EDGY CRAZY & WILD ONE !! (mwahahahaaa XD)
But ey, when I say vulgar I mean it in a beautiful way not in the "I'm addicted to NC-17 *cough'JENNI'cough* kinda way XD !
I looove poetry ! and paintings !! (though I hate paitnings of flowers, fruits, fields og old fishermen. I live in Denmak... ) uh uh and gook books (B L E A C H included ^ ^) !
Jenni's kind of the opposite !
She does not ! like poetry.. or so she told me ! (she called me an OLD LADY too *hurt*)
She is really good at drawing, but I don't think she shares my passion for analysing and studying paintings from the 1500s *nerd'alert* :D !
She reads a lot too ! And we usually read the same things. Or, well... Jenni's kinda the adventure lover. Trust me ! (Try mentioning Edward Cullen... why do you think her name is MrsEdjack...
Jack = a character in a story she wrote ! IT'S SOO GOOD !.. uh yeah and Jack Sparrow (my love) <3 )
And I loooove adventures too, but my favorite books are usually very provocative books.
Or something vulgar og.. extreamly nasty ! *evil laugh !!* XD
We are extreamly weird when we are together (not that we are normal alone ^ ^) .. we even made up this game called Every'Word'Reminds'Us'Of'DBSK <3
Rules:
- Find someone to play with (trust me, it's hard !)
- One person says a word (it can be anything, from french-fries to teddybears)
- then the other person has to connect the word to DBSK ! (without making up stuff !)
- the loser (person who couldn't connect the word to DBSK) has to write a FanFic that
includes the word !
Simple ! We've read so much fanfic that everything reminds us of DBSK ^_________^ <3
To prove how weird we think sometimes.. heres a Jenn/Crys Convo: (btw, it's not as weird as it could have been because I didn't want to scare you off <3 *grins* )
Crys'crys ? says:
OMG ! My sister wants to read a FanFic ! what do I do ?
Mrs. Edjack "From Zero to Hero" DeCarter-Rider says:
What? isn't it okay if she does ? btw, I thought she didn't like DBSK ?
Crys'crys ? says:
NC 17 !!!!!
Mrs. Edjack "From Zero to Hero" DeCarter-Rider says:
...But- your sister is 17 ? ^^
Crys'crys ? says:
YEAH BUT SHE'LL THINK I FUCKED UP OR SOMETHING !? AND SHE WILL GIVE ME LECTURES ON HOW TO BE A PROPER YOUNG LADY AND WHAT TO READ (AND NOT TO READ) FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE !!!
Mrs. Edjack "From Zero to Hero" DeCarter-Rider says:
OHO! Now I get ya !!
Mrs. Edjack "From Zero to Hero" DeCarter-Rider says:
Hmm - I have an idea... *Muhahaha*
Crys'crys ? says:
what ??
Mrs. Edjack "From Zero to Hero" DeCarter-Rider says:
We..we'll... HAHAHA!
Mrs. Edjack "From Zero to Hero" DeCarter-Rider says:
*dies laughing*
Crys'crys ? says:
WHAAT !?
Mrs. Edjack "From Zero to Hero" DeCarter-Rider says:
--
Mrs. Edjack "From Zero to Hero" DeCarter-Rider says:
Okay, it's not JaeMin... But it's absolutly perfect!
Crys'crys ? says:
WHAAAAAT ?
Mrs. Edjack "From Zero to Hero" DeCarter-Rider says:
We'll write 15 long, isanely horrible and tacky fanfics!
Mrs. Edjack "From Zero to Hero" DeCarter-Rider says:
That'll scare her off!
Mrs. Edjack "From Zero to Hero" DeCarter-Rider says:
Ofcourse it's all going to be PG. ^^
Crys'crys ? says:
I- gll...
Crys'crys ? says:
*laughs*
*gasps for air*
*dies*
Crys'crys ? says:
HAHAHAHAHAHAAA !!!!!
Mrs. Edjack "From Zero to Hero" DeCarter-Rider says:
uh, and we can practice writtign at the same time ! Cause I have NO IDEA on how to write my Troy thing without making it sound too cliché.
Mrs. Edjack "From Zero to Hero" DeCarter-Rider says:
Okay, Listen up:
Mickey Mouse: MICKY
Minnie Mouse: CHANGMINNIE!!!
Crys'crys ? says:
gll--- HAHAHAHAHAHAAA !
Crys'crys ? says:
-ca-can't br-breathhh !!
Crys'crys ? says:
*DYING... again*
Mrs. Edjack "From Zero to Hero" DeCarter-Rider says:
So it's going to be YooMin. That's okay.
Goofy: JAEJOONG!
Donald Duck: JUNSU!
Horace Horsecollar: YUNHO!
Crys'crys ? says:
huh ?
Mrs. Edjack "From Zero to Hero" DeCarter-Rider says:
What do you think about the YooMin fanfic?
Crys'crys ? says:
what ? I am confused !
Mrs. Edjack "From Zero to Hero" DeCarter-Rider says:
100% PG! Garanti and all!
Crys'crys ? says:
hahahaa ! okay, now all we're missing is a storyline !
Mrs. Edjack "From Zero to Hero" DeCarter-Rider says:
...Oh yeah ^^ I didn't think of that.
Mrs. Edjack "From Zero to Hero" DeCarter-Rider says:
Or wait! Minnie Mouse has an affair with Goofy.
Crys'crys ? says:
WHAAAT ? nooo, he's way too clumsy *grins*
Mrs. Edjack "From Zero to Hero" DeCarter-Rider says:
And on the same time Mickey Mouse announces that he is gay and is presently dating... who ? Klaus Koklokke or Donald?
Mrs. Edjack "From Zero to Hero" DeCarter-Rider says:
Wait, who's too clumsy? O.o
Crys'crys ? says:
GOOFY / JAE !
Mrs. Edjack "From Zero to Hero" DeCarter-Rider says:
AHA! Noooooo, he'll be alright!
Mrs. Edjack "From Zero to Hero" DeCarter-Rider says:
Mickey finds out, gets really hurt and threatens to kill himself, but then he finds comfort in Donald Duck. And they live happily ever after!
Mrs. Edjack "From Zero to Hero" DeCarter-Rider says:
Wow, both YooMin, JaeMin og YooSu!
Crys'crys ? says:
eh.. what about Yunho ?
Mrs. Edjack "From Zero to Hero" DeCarter-Rider says:
Horace/ Yunho is always left ouside in these things... I mean in their Disney cartoons he is only in a few times anyway.. and he's never the main charecter
Mrs. Edjack "From Zero to Hero" DeCarter-Rider says:
AND... Yunho's dating that psyco, psychic, Boxer-stalker girl!
Crys'crys ? says:
But... isn't he dating Clarabelle Cow ?
Mrs. Edjack "From Zero to Hero" DeCarter-Rider says:
Oh yeah! Clarabelle Cow = psyco, psychic, Boxer-stalker girl!
Crys'crys ? says:
but, but.. WHAT ABOUT HEEEEE BOON !?
Mrs. Edjack "From Zero to Hero" DeCarter-Rider says:
FORGET about Hee Bon! Or well okay, she can be Daisy. But she's getting dumped anyway ^^
Crys'crys ? says:
HAHAHA ! noooo she has to be PLUTO !
Crys'crys ? says:
*LMAO*
Mrs. Edjack "From Zero to Hero" DeCarter-Rider says:
*ROFL*
Crys'crys ? says:
XD
Mrs. Edjack "From Zero to Hero" DeCarter-Rider says:
...eh, what does LMAO stand for?
Crys'crys ? says:
HAHAHAHAHAAAA !!!!! LAUGHING MY ASS OFF !!!
Crys'crys ? says:
xD
Mrs. Edjack "From Zero to Hero" DeCarter-Rider says:
OOOOOOH! Now I get it!
Crys'crys ? says:
*rolls on floor laughing*
*continues rolling on floor laughing*
Crys'crys ? says:
^___________^
Crys'crys ? says:
yooou're FUNNY !
Mrs. Edjack "From Zero to Hero" DeCarter-Rider says:
OUI OUI, so I've been told!
Crys left the building again ^^ *hugs*
- btw.. please write.. I'm always online (no'life :) and comment and stuff.. and eh, well just write if you want to.. I like chit'chatting <3 bye ~
Just to let people know (because I didn't) Rastaakhriz means 'The End of the World' in Iran. Yeah. Pretty negative, I thought that too, in the beginning.
I was brainwashed later though. ^^
FACTS ABOUT JENN & CRYS:
- We're 2 girls
- We're... teenagers, let's leave it at that ^^
- We tend to be hyper (to the point where no one understand our language)
- We love TOHOSHINKI, DONG BANG SHIN KI, TONG VFANG XINH KI, or RISING GODS OF THE EAST <3
- We hate H.O.T. Because they are 'the enemies'.
- We're not too happy about Super Junior either. Anyways, what kind of boyband has 12 members? O____O
- Crys loves Junsu the most. Jenn loves Changmin...Jaejoong...Changmin...Jae... JAEMIN! <3
- We spend way too much time on LiveJournal (YouTube, Starcandy, Hug, anything with DBSK)
- Therefore, we'll update as fast as humanly fangirlish possible! <3
Rastaakhriz is a joint journal. We share it. So if Crys writes something totally weird and perverted, don't blame it on me. I'm innocent! ^^
Our seperate journals are MrsEdjack and DBSKcrys.
INSANITY LEFT THE BUILDING.
Muahahahahaaw !!!
Crys/insanity ... eh re-entered the building !
You know what ? I'm reeeally bad at this computer thing, so Jenns always the one who posts and will be posting all of our NC-17 (Jenn is obsessed !!) and cracky fics ^__________^ <3
But, I was just reading our entry *proud, oh so proud*, and the I accidentally pressed this link... and eh, here I am ! :D (no idea how though, probably my last time writting anything without Jenn editing and rewritting it first) muahahahhaaaw.. I'm so going to take advantage of this ! xD
Weeeell.. this is a joint journal.
Oh and Rastaakhriz is a pretty pretty name ! absolutly WONDERFUL ! It is the same as the Apocalypse ! Pretty cool, eh ?
Not negative at all... RIGHT ? (pretty obvious who thought of the name huh ?) *evil laugh*
Hmmm, Jenni's probably the the smarter part of this couple (we're married! She even proposed to me.. yaaaa ! <3 Uh, and we are going on our Beta'moon soon !) and I'm the... eh... I think I am the.... Probably the eh.. or no wait .?.. uh uh uh I know..
I'M THE HYPER, INSANE vulgar EDGY CRAZY & WILD ONE !! (mwahahahaaa XD)
But ey, when I say vulgar I mean it in a beautiful way not in the "I'm addicted to NC-17 *cough'JENNI'cough* kinda way XD !
I looove poetry ! and paintings !! (though I hate paitnings of flowers, fruits, fields og old fishermen. I live in Denmak... ) uh uh and gook books (B L E A C H included ^ ^) !
Jenni's kind of the opposite !
She does not ! like poetry.. or so she told me ! (she called me an OLD LADY too *hurt*)
She is really good at drawing, but I don't think she shares my passion for analysing and studying paintings from the 1500s *nerd'alert* :D !
She reads a lot too ! And we usually read the same things. Or, well... Jenni's kinda the adventure lover. Trust me ! (Try mentioning Edward Cullen... why do you think her name is MrsEdjack...
Jack = a character in a story she wrote ! IT'S SOO GOOD !.. uh yeah and Jack Sparrow (my love) <3 )
And I loooove adventures too, but my favorite books are usually very provocative books.
Or something vulgar og.. extreamly nasty ! *evil laugh !!* XD
We are extreamly weird when we are together (not that we are normal alone ^ ^) .. we even made up this game called Every'Word'Reminds'Us'Of'DBSK <3
Rules:
- Find someone to play with (trust me, it's hard !)
- One person says a word (it can be anything, from french-fries to teddybears)
- then the other person has to connect the word to DBSK ! (without making up stuff !)
- the loser (person who couldn't connect the word to DBSK) has to write a FanFic that
includes the word !
Simple ! We've read so much fanfic that everything reminds us of DBSK ^_________^ <3
To prove how weird we think sometimes.. heres a Jenn/Crys Convo: (btw, it's not as weird as it could have been because I didn't want to scare you off <3 *grins* )
Crys'crys ? says:
OMG ! My sister wants to read a FanFic ! what do I do ?
Mrs. Edjack "From Zero to Hero" DeCarter-Rider says:
What? isn't it okay if she does ? btw, I thought she didn't like DBSK ?
Crys'crys ? says:
NC 17 !!!!!
Mrs. Edjack "From Zero to Hero" DeCarter-Rider says:
...But- your sister is 17 ? ^^
Crys'crys ? says:
YEAH BUT SHE'LL THINK I FUCKED UP OR SOMETHING !? AND SHE WILL GIVE ME LECTURES ON HOW TO BE A PROPER YOUNG LADY AND WHAT TO READ (AND NOT TO READ) FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE !!!
Mrs. Edjack "From Zero to Hero" DeCarter-Rider says:
OHO! Now I get ya !!
Mrs. Edjack "From Zero to Hero" DeCarter-Rider says:
Hmm - I have an idea... *Muhahaha*
Crys'crys ? says:
what ??
Mrs. Edjack "From Zero to Hero" DeCarter-Rider says:
We..we'll... HAHAHA!
Mrs. Edjack "From Zero to Hero" DeCarter-Rider says:
*dies laughing*
Crys'crys ? says:
WHAAT !?
Mrs. Edjack "From Zero to Hero" DeCarter-Rider says:
--
Mrs. Edjack "From Zero to Hero" DeCarter-Rider says:
Okay, it's not JaeMin... But it's absolutly perfect!
Crys'crys ? says:
WHAAAAAT ?
Mrs. Edjack "From Zero to Hero" DeCarter-Rider says:
We'll write 15 long, isanely horrible and tacky fanfics!
Mrs. Edjack "From Zero to Hero" DeCarter-Rider says:
That'll scare her off!
Mrs. Edjack "From Zero to Hero" DeCarter-Rider says:
Ofcourse it's all going to be PG. ^^
Crys'crys ? says:
I- gll...
Crys'crys ? says:
*laughs*
*gasps for air*
*dies*
Crys'crys ? says:
HAHAHAHAHAHAAA !!!!!
Mrs. Edjack "From Zero to Hero" DeCarter-Rider says:
uh, and we can practice writtign at the same time ! Cause I have NO IDEA on how to write my Troy thing without making it sound too cliché.
Mrs. Edjack "From Zero to Hero" DeCarter-Rider says:
Okay, Listen up:
Mickey Mouse: MICKY
Minnie Mouse: CHANGMINNIE!!!
Crys'crys ? says:
gll--- HAHAHAHAHAHAAA !
Crys'crys ? says:
-ca-can't br-breathhh !!
Crys'crys ? says:
*DYING... again*
Mrs. Edjack "From Zero to Hero" DeCarter-Rider says:
So it's going to be YooMin. That's okay.
Goofy: JAEJOONG!
Donald Duck: JUNSU!
Horace Horsecollar: YUNHO!
Crys'crys ? says:
huh ?
Mrs. Edjack "From Zero to Hero" DeCarter-Rider says:
What do you think about the YooMin fanfic?
Crys'crys ? says:
what ? I am confused !
Mrs. Edjack "From Zero to Hero" DeCarter-Rider says:
100% PG! Garanti and all!
Crys'crys ? says:
hahahaa ! okay, now all we're missing is a storyline !
Mrs. Edjack "From Zero to Hero" DeCarter-Rider says:
...Oh yeah ^^ I didn't think of that.
Mrs. Edjack "From Zero to Hero" DeCarter-Rider says:
Or wait! Minnie Mouse has an affair with Goofy.
Crys'crys ? says:
WHAAAT ? nooo, he's way too clumsy *grins*
Mrs. Edjack "From Zero to Hero" DeCarter-Rider says:
And on the same time Mickey Mouse announces that he is gay and is presently dating... who ? Klaus Koklokke or Donald?
Mrs. Edjack "From Zero to Hero" DeCarter-Rider says:
Wait, who's too clumsy? O.o
Crys'crys ? says:
GOOFY / JAE !
Mrs. Edjack "From Zero to Hero" DeCarter-Rider says:
AHA! Noooooo, he'll be alright!
Mrs. Edjack "From Zero to Hero" DeCarter-Rider says:
Mickey finds out, gets really hurt and threatens to kill himself, but then he finds comfort in Donald Duck. And they live happily ever after!
Mrs. Edjack "From Zero to Hero" DeCarter-Rider says:
Wow, both YooMin, JaeMin og YooSu!
Crys'crys ? says:
eh.. what about Yunho ?
Mrs. Edjack "From Zero to Hero" DeCarter-Rider says:
Horace/ Yunho is always left ouside in these things... I mean in their Disney cartoons he is only in a few times anyway.. and he's never the main charecter
Mrs. Edjack "From Zero to Hero" DeCarter-Rider says:
AND... Yunho's dating that psyco, psychic, Boxer-stalker girl!
Crys'crys ? says:
But... isn't he dating Clarabelle Cow ?
Mrs. Edjack "From Zero to Hero" DeCarter-Rider says:
Oh yeah! Clarabelle Cow = psyco, psychic, Boxer-stalker girl!
Crys'crys ? says:
but, but.. WHAT ABOUT HEEEEE BOON !?
Mrs. Edjack "From Zero to Hero" DeCarter-Rider says:
FORGET about Hee Bon! Or well okay, she can be Daisy. But she's getting dumped anyway ^^
Crys'crys ? says:
HAHAHA ! noooo she has to be PLUTO !
Crys'crys ? says:
*LMAO*
Mrs. Edjack "From Zero to Hero" DeCarter-Rider says:
*ROFL*
Crys'crys ? says:
XD
Mrs. Edjack "From Zero to Hero" DeCarter-Rider says:
...eh, what does LMAO stand for?
Crys'crys ? says:
HAHAHAHAHAAAA !!!!! LAUGHING MY ASS OFF !!!
Crys'crys ? says:
xD
Mrs. Edjack "From Zero to Hero" DeCarter-Rider says:
OOOOOOH! Now I get it!
Crys'crys ? says:
*rolls on floor laughing*
*continues rolling on floor laughing*
Crys'crys ? says:
^___________^
Crys'crys ? says:
yooou're FUNNY !
Mrs. Edjack "From Zero to Hero" DeCarter-Rider says:
OUI OUI, so I've been told!
Crys left the building again ^^ *hugs*
- btw.. please write.. I'm always online (no'life :) and comment and stuff.. and eh, well just write if you want to.. I like chit'chatting <3 bye ~