lifeguarding this summer will kik arse
ok so i dont update but i saw this on jasons and i was like fuck it and can i just say i almost cried at nfl camp when i saw the other linemen i felt so small and weak it was horrible but then i trucked some kid and was like ba-ba-boom bitch! then it was all good
-First best friend: eliiii goldstein
-First car: its gonna be the crown vic
-First kiss: is it bad i dont remember her name it was like first grade
-First screen name: squashofajosh
-First self purchased album:n'sync (laugh and die)
-First funeral: grandpas
-First pets: spike the worlds greatest guinea pig rip
-First piercing/tattoo: carved my initials into my arm?
-First musician you remember hearing in your house: beethoven yeah were rich and white...
*LAST
-Last car ride: home from nfl camp w/ mom
-Last good cry: i was 5 and i spilled my icecream
-Last library book checked out: lol yeah right
-Last movie seen: birth
-Last beverage drank:powerade lime
-Last food consumed: panini
-Last phone call: mommy for my cleats
-Last time showered: a couple minutes ago
-Last shoes worn: clets with holes and tape in them so ghetto
-Last cd played: third eye blind
-Last item bought:i mooch
-Last annoyance: my powder puff team being drunk
-Last disappointment: look above
-Last time wanting to die: never
-Last time scolded: prolly like now
-Last shirt worn: nfl camp shirt
-Last website visited: this one duh
-Last song you sang: all my life i prayed for someone like yooouuuuuu
-Last color socks you were wearing?: white brown cuz mud
-What color of underwear are you wearing?: white
-What time did you wake up today?: 6.15
*FUTURE
-Where do you want to go?: india
-What is your career going to be?: psychiatry
-Where are you going to live?: south
-How many kids do you want?: 2 or 3
-What kind of car(s): the kind u drive in
*CURRENT
-Current mood: small and weak
-Current music: hollaback girl
-Current taste: anguish
-Current hair: ugly
-Current clothes:boxer briefs and blanket
*UNIQUE
-Nervous Habits?: crazy tongue mouth licking
-Can you roll your tongue?: yes
-Can you raise one eyebrow at a time?: no
-Can you blow spit bubbles?: no
-Can you cross your eyes?: yea
-Do you make your bed daily?:haha
*CLOTHES
-Which shoe goes on first?: the one before the last one
-Speaking of shoes, have you ever thrown one at anyone?:fuck yeah
-On the average, how much money do you carry in your wallet?: like 50 yeah i know...rich
-What jewelry do you wear 24/7?: none
-Favorite piece of clothing?: smiley socks
*FOOD
-Do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it: twirl
-Have you ever eaten Spam?:wrote a song bout it
-Favorite ice cream flavor?: whatever is closest
-How many cereals in your cabinet? alot
-What's your favourite beverage?: gatorade
-What's your favorite restaurant?:the kind with food
-Do you cook?: in the microwave
*GROOMING
-How often do you brush your teeth?: twice a day
-Hair drying method?: towel and the air
-Have you ever colored/highlighted your hair?fuck no
*MANNERS
-Do you swear?: too much
-Do you ever spit? all the time
*WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE
-Animal?: ligers!
-Food?: whatevers available
-Month?: july
-Day?: friday
-Favorite Cartoon Character?: spongebob or coop megas xlr
-Shoe Brand?: New Balance
-Subject in school?: they alll r boring
-Color?: pink or yellow... shutup
-Sport?: wrestling
-TV show?: southpark or chapelle
*IN AND AROUND?
-CD Player: third eye blind
-Person you talk most on the phone with?: nicole only person i talk to really
-Ever taken a cab?: yes
-Do you regularly check yourself out in store windows and mirrors?: all the time
-What color is your bedroom?: like brown kinda tan somin?
-Do you use an alarm clock?: i try to but its my mom usually
-Window seat or aisle?: aisle
*LA LA LAND
-What's your sleeping position?: fetal
-Even in hot weather do you use a blanket?: yeah i hate cold
-Do you snore?: i dont think so
-Do you sleepwalk?: dont think so
-Do you talk in your sleep?: dont know fuck im asleep!
-Do you sleep with stuffed animals? a football or wrestling headgear sometimes
-How about with the light on?: i need total darkness
-Do you fall asleep with the TV or radio on?:nope
damn josh you suck for doing that yeah...i know shutup
-First best friend: eliiii goldstein
-First car: its gonna be the crown vic
-First kiss: is it bad i dont remember her name it was like first grade
-First screen name: squashofajosh
-First self purchased album:n'sync (laugh and die)
-First funeral: grandpas
-First pets: spike the worlds greatest guinea pig rip
-First piercing/tattoo: carved my initials into my arm?
-First musician you remember hearing in your house: beethoven yeah were rich and white...
*LAST
-Last car ride: home from nfl camp w/ mom
-Last good cry: i was 5 and i spilled my icecream
-Last library book checked out: lol yeah right
-Last movie seen: birth
-Last beverage drank:powerade lime
-Last food consumed: panini
-Last phone call: mommy for my cleats
-Last time showered: a couple minutes ago
-Last shoes worn: clets with holes and tape in them so ghetto
-Last cd played: third eye blind
-Last item bought:i mooch
-Last annoyance: my powder puff team being drunk
-Last disappointment: look above
-Last time wanting to die: never
-Last time scolded: prolly like now
-Last shirt worn: nfl camp shirt
-Last website visited: this one duh
-Last song you sang: all my life i prayed for someone like yooouuuuuu
-Last color socks you were wearing?: white brown cuz mud
-What color of underwear are you wearing?: white
-What time did you wake up today?: 6.15
*FUTURE
-Where do you want to go?: india
-What is your career going to be?: psychiatry
-Where are you going to live?: south
-How many kids do you want?: 2 or 3
-What kind of car(s): the kind u drive in
*CURRENT
-Current mood: small and weak
-Current music: hollaback girl
-Current taste: anguish
-Current hair: ugly
-Current clothes:boxer briefs and blanket
*UNIQUE
-Nervous Habits?: crazy tongue mouth licking
-Can you roll your tongue?: yes
-Can you raise one eyebrow at a time?: no
-Can you blow spit bubbles?: no
-Can you cross your eyes?: yea
-Do you make your bed daily?:haha
*CLOTHES
-Which shoe goes on first?: the one before the last one
-Speaking of shoes, have you ever thrown one at anyone?:fuck yeah
-On the average, how much money do you carry in your wallet?: like 50 yeah i know...rich
-What jewelry do you wear 24/7?: none
-Favorite piece of clothing?: smiley socks
*FOOD
-Do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it: twirl
-Have you ever eaten Spam?:wrote a song bout it
-Favorite ice cream flavor?: whatever is closest
-How many cereals in your cabinet? alot
-What's your favourite beverage?: gatorade
-What's your favorite restaurant?:the kind with food
-Do you cook?: in the microwave
*GROOMING
-How often do you brush your teeth?: twice a day
-Hair drying method?: towel and the air
-Have you ever colored/highlighted your hair?fuck no
*MANNERS
-Do you swear?: too much
-Do you ever spit? all the time
*WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE
-Animal?: ligers!
-Food?: whatevers available
-Month?: july
-Day?: friday
-Favorite Cartoon Character?: spongebob or coop megas xlr
-Shoe Brand?: New Balance
-Subject in school?: they alll r boring
-Color?: pink or yellow... shutup
-Sport?: wrestling
-TV show?: southpark or chapelle
*IN AND AROUND?
-CD Player: third eye blind
-Person you talk most on the phone with?: nicole only person i talk to really
-Ever taken a cab?: yes
-Do you regularly check yourself out in store windows and mirrors?: all the time
-What color is your bedroom?: like brown kinda tan somin?
-Do you use an alarm clock?: i try to but its my mom usually
-Window seat or aisle?: aisle
*LA LA LAND
-What's your sleeping position?: fetal
-Even in hot weather do you use a blanket?: yeah i hate cold
-Do you snore?: i dont think so
-Do you sleepwalk?: dont think so
-Do you talk in your sleep?: dont know fuck im asleep!
-Do you sleep with stuffed animals? a football or wrestling headgear sometimes
-How about with the light on?: i need total darkness
-Do you fall asleep with the TV or radio on?:nope
damn josh you suck for doing that yeah...i know shutup