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"You know what really gets me? Democrats didn't even win this thing, Republicans lost it. They ran away from the President. 'Hey, the ship's in trouble, let's drown the captain' We were this close to Jesus coming back. And you Republicans who turned your back on the president are going to to wander in the desert for the next two years. Literally, someone's going to have to replace those troops in Iraq. And don't think you're off the hook voters. You're the ones who made this bed, now you're the ones who are going to have to move over so a gay couple can sleep in it. Tomorrow you're all going to wake up in a brave new world. A world where the constitution gets trampled by an army of terrorist clones, created in a stem-cell research lab run by homosexual doctors who sterilize their instruments over burning American flags, where tax-and-spend Democrats take all your hard-earned money and use it to buy electric cars for National Public Radio and teach evolution to illegal immigrants."
~ Stephen Colbert
~ Stephen Colbert