Reno did not want to wake up. Reno was wide awake, laying there in his bed, his face shoved as far into his pillow as he could manage without asphyxiating himself, but this did not yet mean that he had actually woken up.
Between stealing
his own wallet, making large areas spontaneously combust in a
psychopathic rage, and having
casual conversation with a lion over the course of the weekend, he figured that it was well within his rights to not have to wake up just yet.
Also, his hair had been huge. And he'd drank all his own tequila. And waking up meant that he'd have to start on his overdue report to Tseng. And any such report, after this particular sort of weekend, was going to have to begin with, "No, really, boss. I'm not drunk, but..."
Reno hated this place all over again.
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