A very confused one. Moo!
It's infodump happy time, where I dump info! Happily!
And lazily. Instead of writing up new infoposts, I'm going to just link you to already existing ones.
Reno:
The Fastest Turk, zoto. (Student)
Warren Peace:
He Hates You. And You. And You. (Student)
Valentine:
He's A Very Important Man. He Has a Loft Apartment. (Alumni)
Ta-DAAAAAAAA.