Why You Should Get Her a Wolverine

[raspberrypie]

"Fellas, I got my girlfriend a wolverine for Valentine’s Day a few years ago, and our relationship has been a distillery of bliss ever since. She swears it was the most considerate, romantic gift she’s ever received. This furry little member of the family Mustelidae has hissed and shredded his way into our lives, serving as an everyday reminder of the energetic, ferocious, tear-your-fucking-face-off love that we share."
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http://www.themorningnews.org/archives/spoofs_satire/my_bloodthirsty_valentine.php

i laughed 'til i cried. seriously.