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i thoroughly enjoy snuggling with my cat. not in a sexual way, of course. i think things that i have said in the past might have led people to believe that i'm in love with my cat. but that's just not the case. i mean, so what if i stare longingly at him for hours when he's sleeping in his soft kitty bed at night and wait outside his cute little litter box, just inhaling the sweet smells of kitty litter. and yeah, so i absolutely adore the way that he looks at me, and only me, while going #2, so full of innocence and unconditional love, and i take great pleasure in picking the eye-boogers out of his eyes, whoop dee doo. seriously, what's the big deal if i write him love notes when we're apart and compose great pieces of songwriting for him, about his magnificent green eyes and sly smile. it's just a sweet, all-american, completely healthy relationship of a girl and her cat. that's it. plain and simple.