Happy Spring
Merry Ostara. Have your cakes and ale and plant me a garden, bish.
I was gonna suggest celebrating fertility by having lotsa sex, but why would we want little yous all over the place? Wear a rubber.
I feel so sick. I had hot cocoa. It was milk chocolate hot cocoa. Bad move. The milk part is kicking my ass. Milk makes me feel like I have the flu. Auughhhh. It's miserable.
And I'm pretty damn sure my eye is infected coz it's gooing and painful as fuck. But it's free iced coffee day at Dunkin, which will make me ill AGAIN, but that's okay. Why learn from past mistakes?
[/whining] Life is good. Don't eat yellow snow.
I was gonna suggest celebrating fertility by having lotsa sex, but why would we want little yous all over the place? Wear a rubber.
I feel so sick. I had hot cocoa. It was milk chocolate hot cocoa. Bad move. The milk part is kicking my ass. Milk makes me feel like I have the flu. Auughhhh. It's miserable.
And I'm pretty damn sure my eye is infected coz it's gooing and painful as fuck. But it's free iced coffee day at Dunkin, which will make me ill AGAIN, but that's okay. Why learn from past mistakes?
[/whining] Life is good. Don't eat yellow snow.