HAHA STUPID NIGERIAN SCAMMERS
this bloody dr hassan has been trying to get me to send him money. it's some retarded nigerian bank scam thing. they asked for my real name and address.
so i told them i am Ms Goh Ann Dai. and gave them the telephone and fax numbers of bedok north police hq and told them to call me as soon as possible so that we can draft up our agreement because i am just so impressed with the services of oceanic bank. they even made fake documents, badly photoshopping Goh Ann Dai's name onto a REALLY UGLY FAKE CHEQUE for 8.3million dollars.. like its SO OBVIOUSLY photoshopped i wish i could tell them that they need to up their scamming standards i almost feel sorry for them. i told him to fax the documents over to me because i couldn't see the attachments (obviously i can). but anyway looks like they are not all that stupid. they say their fax machine is spoilt and the networks are so bad they called me so many times but it didnt get through. yea right. spf where got bad networks.
and this idiot has gone to calling me his beloveth sister to his WIFE HAHAHAHAHA. i dunno why i'm even bothering to read the emails anymore but it cracks me up. how could ANYBODY ever fall for this.
Attention: GOH ANN DAI,
Hello my good sister how are you doing today I hope you are ok. I called you to tell you more about this matter but i did not get true with you because of the bad network that will have hear. So I am very sorry for that.
I just want to inform you about this ATM CARD and how you are going to use the ATM CARD. The ATM CARD was issue by your name through our bank hear oceanic bank Nigeria plc and now your ATM CARD is now ready to delivered to your house address but the only thing that you have to do now is only to send the delivery charger of $650usd only immediately you send the money you are going to get your ATM CARD within 48hurs. So my good sister you are like a wife to me so I will not let you down I can only advice you to go and send the money through western union money transfer as soon as you get my email.
My world is my world I will not let you down all I want from you is only trust I want you to trust me if you know that you trust your husband and also your God. Os I am waiting to hear from you with the MTCN number that the western union money transfer will give you. Just try and see that you send the money.
Try and view the attachment and you will see all the documents is for you
RECEIVER NAME:MICHAEL OBI OGWUDILE
TEST QUESTION: IN GOD
ANSWER : WE TRUST
ADDRESS OF RECEIVER: NIGERIA
$650USD ONLY
MTCN NUMBER..................
I am waiting to hear from you
DR. MOHAMED HASSAN
DIRECTOR, ATM PAYMENT
DEPARTMENT
HAHAHAHAHA DO YOU SEE THAT? YOU ARE LIKE A WIFE TO ME. omg how ridiculous can they get. i'm a little bit pissed off that he's telling me to trust him like i'd trust my husband and even God. that is a horrible thing to say to someone you're obviously out to con. i hate it when people belittle marriage or God. but nevermind... i'll just not reply and hopefully he'll be impatient enough to give goh ann dai a call. hah then after that he can really gnd. they're already so damn stupid and it just shows so clearly in their email i don't know what they're thinking. wasting time sending stupid emails and faking documents instead of trying to think of ways to feed their starving country. IDIOT.
so i told them i am Ms Goh Ann Dai. and gave them the telephone and fax numbers of bedok north police hq and told them to call me as soon as possible so that we can draft up our agreement because i am just so impressed with the services of oceanic bank. they even made fake documents, badly photoshopping Goh Ann Dai's name onto a REALLY UGLY FAKE CHEQUE for 8.3million dollars.. like its SO OBVIOUSLY photoshopped i wish i could tell them that they need to up their scamming standards i almost feel sorry for them. i told him to fax the documents over to me because i couldn't see the attachments (obviously i can). but anyway looks like they are not all that stupid. they say their fax machine is spoilt and the networks are so bad they called me so many times but it didnt get through. yea right. spf where got bad networks.
and this idiot has gone to calling me his beloveth sister to his WIFE HAHAHAHAHA. i dunno why i'm even bothering to read the emails anymore but it cracks me up. how could ANYBODY ever fall for this.
Attention: GOH ANN DAI,
Hello my good sister how are you doing today I hope you are ok. I called you to tell you more about this matter but i did not get true with you because of the bad network that will have hear. So I am very sorry for that.
I just want to inform you about this ATM CARD and how you are going to use the ATM CARD. The ATM CARD was issue by your name through our bank hear oceanic bank Nigeria plc and now your ATM CARD is now ready to delivered to your house address but the only thing that you have to do now is only to send the delivery charger of $650usd only immediately you send the money you are going to get your ATM CARD within 48hurs. So my good sister you are like a wife to me so I will not let you down I can only advice you to go and send the money through western union money transfer as soon as you get my email.
My world is my world I will not let you down all I want from you is only trust I want you to trust me if you know that you trust your husband and also your God. Os I am waiting to hear from you with the MTCN number that the western union money transfer will give you. Just try and see that you send the money.
Try and view the attachment and you will see all the documents is for you
RECEIVER NAME:MICHAEL OBI OGWUDILE
TEST QUESTION: IN GOD
ANSWER : WE TRUST
ADDRESS OF RECEIVER: NIGERIA
$650USD ONLY
MTCN NUMBER..................
I am waiting to hear from you
DR. MOHAMED HASSAN
DIRECTOR, ATM PAYMENT
DEPARTMENT
HAHAHAHAHA DO YOU SEE THAT? YOU ARE LIKE A WIFE TO ME. omg how ridiculous can they get. i'm a little bit pissed off that he's telling me to trust him like i'd trust my husband and even God. that is a horrible thing to say to someone you're obviously out to con. i hate it when people belittle marriage or God. but nevermind... i'll just not reply and hopefully he'll be impatient enough to give goh ann dai a call. hah then after that he can really gnd. they're already so damn stupid and it just shows so clearly in their email i don't know what they're thinking. wasting time sending stupid emails and faking documents instead of trying to think of ways to feed their starving country. IDIOT.