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i haven't written in a really long while, but i will soon.
for now let me just say.. despite all the reports of many kinds of species of animals in danger of extinction, i really wish i could add three more to the list:
1. mosquitoes
2. lizards
3. cockroaches.
I REALLY DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT MOSQUITOES ARE DOING ON THIS PLANET PLEASE ALL GO AND DIE. and fine i think chameleons are cute and komodo dragons don't come near me so they're ok BUT DISGUSTING HOUSE LIZARDS THAT TICK AWAY AND SLITHER AROUND MY HOUSE AND LEAVE YOUR SHIT ON MY WALLS PLEASE ALL GO AND DIE TOO. and for the most hated of the lot - cockroaches. i don't care what species of cockroach you are whether you are desert cockcroach, mountain cockroach, garbage bin cockroach or toilet cockroach ALL JUST GO AND DIE. JUST GET THE CRAP OFF THIS EARTH YOU HAVE LIVED ON IT FOR TOO LONG.
why are only the pretty and lovely animals getting extinct and all these crapheads spreading like mad. they suck.
and i'm sorry for such an angsty post after so long but i haven't had a good day and as i was about to bathe and began undressing in my toilet this lizard ran past me. and so i sprayed it with air freshener (HAHA the insect killer wasn't in its usual place). but it worked. ok here's where things get disgusting.. it turned from brownish-grey to black and tried to run away but it coulnd't move anymore then finally it stopped moving. then i stared at it suspiciously throughout my bath and it didn't move the whole time. then i took my towel and started drying my hair and when i looked back at it LO AND BEHOLD IT HAD VANISHED INTO THIN AIR. either it suddenly ran off in its death-black state or it suddenly evaporated into lizard vapour and filled my house which is also very disgusting. either that or i am living with a black zombie lizard in my house now. I REALLY HATE LIZARDS. i can't believe i was actually filled with a little bit of guilt at having sprayed it to death with air freshener. but now i retract all my guilt and i curse the entire mosquito, house lizard and cockroach races to quick extinction. ok you may say i am screwing up the food chain. but we can always breed more pretty insects to replace them like butterflies and ladybirds and small cute frogs instead of lizards. ok fine im not sure about the frogs but the world can seriously do without mosquitoes and cockroaches. ok this is such a spoilt entry haha bye my friends see you guys soon. =)
for now let me just say.. despite all the reports of many kinds of species of animals in danger of extinction, i really wish i could add three more to the list:
1. mosquitoes
2. lizards
3. cockroaches.
I REALLY DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT MOSQUITOES ARE DOING ON THIS PLANET PLEASE ALL GO AND DIE. and fine i think chameleons are cute and komodo dragons don't come near me so they're ok BUT DISGUSTING HOUSE LIZARDS THAT TICK AWAY AND SLITHER AROUND MY HOUSE AND LEAVE YOUR SHIT ON MY WALLS PLEASE ALL GO AND DIE TOO. and for the most hated of the lot - cockroaches. i don't care what species of cockroach you are whether you are desert cockcroach, mountain cockroach, garbage bin cockroach or toilet cockroach ALL JUST GO AND DIE. JUST GET THE CRAP OFF THIS EARTH YOU HAVE LIVED ON IT FOR TOO LONG.
why are only the pretty and lovely animals getting extinct and all these crapheads spreading like mad. they suck.
and i'm sorry for such an angsty post after so long but i haven't had a good day and as i was about to bathe and began undressing in my toilet this lizard ran past me. and so i sprayed it with air freshener (HAHA the insect killer wasn't in its usual place). but it worked. ok here's where things get disgusting.. it turned from brownish-grey to black and tried to run away but it coulnd't move anymore then finally it stopped moving. then i stared at it suspiciously throughout my bath and it didn't move the whole time. then i took my towel and started drying my hair and when i looked back at it LO AND BEHOLD IT HAD VANISHED INTO THIN AIR. either it suddenly ran off in its death-black state or it suddenly evaporated into lizard vapour and filled my house which is also very disgusting. either that or i am living with a black zombie lizard in my house now. I REALLY HATE LIZARDS. i can't believe i was actually filled with a little bit of guilt at having sprayed it to death with air freshener. but now i retract all my guilt and i curse the entire mosquito, house lizard and cockroach races to quick extinction. ok you may say i am screwing up the food chain. but we can always breed more pretty insects to replace them like butterflies and ladybirds and small cute frogs instead of lizards. ok fine im not sure about the frogs but the world can seriously do without mosquitoes and cockroaches. ok this is such a spoilt entry haha bye my friends see you guys soon. =)