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oboe with mystical qualites - $200 (portland )
Date: 2009-06-04, 10:33PM EDT
"Have you ever wanted to summon age old deities? Or lead a cemetery incantation to speak with the dead? Perhaps you've always wanted to be a pied piper of sorts. Well, this oboe can do the trick. Emits a shrill and other worldly sound that will cause all dogs within a three block radius to howl uncontrollably. annoy your neighbors! amuse your friends! 200$ obo"
Date: 2009-06-04, 10:33PM EDT
"Have you ever wanted to summon age old deities? Or lead a cemetery incantation to speak with the dead? Perhaps you've always wanted to be a pied piper of sorts. Well, this oboe can do the trick. Emits a shrill and other worldly sound that will cause all dogs within a three block radius to howl uncontrollably. annoy your neighbors! amuse your friends! 200$ obo"