Good call, Rob
This evening as I was walking my lady back from her place of employment, I happened upon Rob Morris. What did he have in tow, but a halloween decoration belonging to a girl on my floor.
"Good heavens Rob, why ever would you take that thing?"
"Well, you see, my good man. I am a jackass! Because I've accepted Jesus into my heart, I have no need of any actual morality, my ticket to heaven is bought and paid for!"
"But Rob, have you no respect for your fellow man? The girl you took that from paid perfectly good money for it."
"Nay, I needn't respect anything at all; I have plenty of money, but not enough to buy a face."
"Good heavens Rob, why ever would you take that thing?"
"Well, you see, my good man. I am a jackass! Because I've accepted Jesus into my heart, I have no need of any actual morality, my ticket to heaven is bought and paid for!"
"But Rob, have you no respect for your fellow man? The girl you took that from paid perfectly good money for it."
"Nay, I needn't respect anything at all; I have plenty of money, but not enough to buy a face."