in the name of world peace... in the name of world profits
Oh. My. God. I was so drunk last night. Cody comes by work last night, and asks me when I get off. "Oh, about nine thirty..." "Well, we're having a little box social at my place, it should just be kickin' by then." "Alright, sweet, I'll stop by."
Soon, I'm playing Screw Your Neighbor(and winning! I came out two bucks ahead), listening to the loudest Pearl Jam ever, and drinking Coors light as if I'd like to be drunk. I complain that Lucy Liu is not hot enough to be a Maxim cover girl.
Five beers later, Josh Jackass Dickerson says "Hey, I've got a beer bong, lemme go get it!" "NO! We don't need it." "Nah, it'll just take a minute." I say I can totally understand Lucy Liu being a Maxim cover girl.
A few minutes, he's back... we start passing it around, and within an hour I've consumed 5 more beers. I'm proclaiming from the hills that Lucy Liu is without a doubt the hottest woman ever to have lived.
And then with the puking. I occupied the floor of Cody's restroom for like 2 hours, he tells me. Then I was sober enough to watch some Aqua Teen Hunger Force with him. Then I passed out.
At some point during the night, I must have fallen down and torn my knee open, cause there's a very small, but very ugly rip in my skin right over my kneecap. It's partly black.
***FUN FACT!*** : Cody lives directly across the street from the police station. I guess we didn't get too loud.
Soon, I'm playing Screw Your Neighbor(and winning! I came out two bucks ahead), listening to the loudest Pearl Jam ever, and drinking Coors light as if I'd like to be drunk. I complain that Lucy Liu is not hot enough to be a Maxim cover girl.
Five beers later, Josh Jackass Dickerson says "Hey, I've got a beer bong, lemme go get it!" "NO! We don't need it." "Nah, it'll just take a minute." I say I can totally understand Lucy Liu being a Maxim cover girl.
A few minutes, he's back... we start passing it around, and within an hour I've consumed 5 more beers. I'm proclaiming from the hills that Lucy Liu is without a doubt the hottest woman ever to have lived.
And then with the puking. I occupied the floor of Cody's restroom for like 2 hours, he tells me. Then I was sober enough to watch some Aqua Teen Hunger Force with him. Then I passed out.
At some point during the night, I must have fallen down and torn my knee open, cause there's a very small, but very ugly rip in my skin right over my kneecap. It's partly black.
***FUN FACT!*** : Cody lives directly across the street from the police station. I guess we didn't get too loud.