Wow, that's fucked...
Okay, I just had a really odd dream, and I want to record it before I forget it.
There was a party in my front yard for some reason. In attendance were many fine ladies(mostly models, but some familiar girls), and no guys at all, except for me, a few Maxim photographers, and Dani Fucking Novak. Weird, eh? It gets worse.
He's sitting in the back of a truck, apparently with everything he owns (he has some bags and a radio, I dunno) Finally the girls in the cab of the truck ask me where they can see a movie. I direct them to the theatre, and they tell Dani to get out of their truck, and they drive away.
Dani is now standing beside me (His belongings went with the ladies, I guess), and he says "Oooh, that Maxim. I tell you... I didn't come within 3 feet of breasts today, but the whole time I just wanted to..." and he raised his hands and flexed his fingers, as if honking some hooters.
That's when I woke up. I'll never sleep again.
There was a party in my front yard for some reason. In attendance were many fine ladies(mostly models, but some familiar girls), and no guys at all, except for me, a few Maxim photographers, and Dani Fucking Novak. Weird, eh? It gets worse.
He's sitting in the back of a truck, apparently with everything he owns (he has some bags and a radio, I dunno) Finally the girls in the cab of the truck ask me where they can see a movie. I direct them to the theatre, and they tell Dani to get out of their truck, and they drive away.
Dani is now standing beside me (His belongings went with the ladies, I guess), and he says "Oooh, that Maxim. I tell you... I didn't come within 3 feet of breasts today, but the whole time I just wanted to..." and he raised his hands and flexed his fingers, as if honking some hooters.
That's when I woke up. I'll never sleep again.