lol craigslist

[rashina]

"Looking for part time enthusiastic, energetic, team player, and animal lovers to work at a local pet store in Silver Lake. Must be willing to work. Previous retail experience required. Previous experience in retail is a plus, but not necessary."

"Brighter Minds Tutoring is an boutique tutoring company looking for only Ivy League School graduates to tutor."

Are these guys stupid or just drunk?