Santa
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In May I pulled over and changed himi_renee's flat tire (15 points). In April I gave moulinmeerkat a Dutch Oven (-10 points). In July I ruled Asscrackistan as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). In February I broke thedilutedtruth's X-Box (-12 points). In September I farted in an elevator (-6 points).
Overall, I've been nice (687 points). For Christmas I deserve a red Radio-Flyer wagon!
Sincerely,
rashakiya