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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Tuesday I donated bone marrow to ulisigiupwmh in a life-saving procedure (300 points). In March I turned bruiserbubbles in for spitting (3 points). In September I farted in an elevator (-6 points). In January I ruled Canada as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). In October I ruled Asscrackistan as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points).
Overall, I've been nice (297 points). For Christmas I deserve a shiny red ball!
Sincerely,
rasdwadree