Because I would have no idea how to justify spending 2 ABSOLUTELY GLEEFUL hours making a Merlin/Arthur
Peeps Diorama without sounding INSANE.
In fact, I don't even know how to justify it to my flist, and you guys are just as crazy as me! Other than to say that this is what happens when you have too much time, too little sanity, and ONE HELL OF AN EPIC CRAFT BOX. All I had to buy to make this was feathers and peeps. THAT'S RIGHT. THE PRICE OF MY DIGNITY WAS LESS THAN THREE DOLLARS.
And I even used pink peeps, BECAUSE IT REPRESENTS TEH GAY.
I now present Peep!Merlin and Peep!Arthur in TWO of my all time favorite Merlin/Arthur scenes:
Peep!Arthur is shocked, SHOCKED that Peep!Merlin is willing to drink the poison for him!
But Peep!Merlin loves Peep!Arthur with all his sugary heart, and so it's bottoms up!
Peep!Merlin collapses and Peep!Arthur rushes to his beloved's side, fearing he's too late to confess his undying love and clutching Peep!Merlin's marshmallowy body. And then Peep!Merlin magically wakes up and they make out. LOOK IT'S COULD HAPPEN. IT'S AN EASTER MIRACLE, OKAY?
Wrapping his arms around Peep!Arthur's squishy body, Peep!Merlin dramatically breaks the surface, rescuing his beloved from a watery death.
Peep!Merlin drags Peep!Arthur to the shore before they manage to dissolve. When Peep!Arthur wakes up, he is so grateful for the rescue that they shag like…well, bunnies. ♥
HAPPY EASTER!!! I HOPE YOU ALL ENJOYED THIS EPICALLY AWESOME DIORAMA EXTRAVAGANZA. Because I wasted two hours of my life on this. Two hours I will never get back…
Seriously, people. When I start doing shit like this, it's probably time to stage an intervention.