Oh for Christ's sake!
I get annoyed very easily.
Adults that go to DisneyWorld -- There's nothing sadder than a 30-year-old in mouse ears.
Promise rings -- Please do not waste my real engagement ring's money on this joke.
Girls over 16 with stuffed animals -- I'm sorry, Erica.
Girls over 10 with hair longer than their shoulder-blades -- I'm sorry, April.
Fart jokes -- Really, not that funny.
"The View" on abc -- I hate these women - all five of them. Their conversations make my brain hurt.
Children -- I cannot even fake interest most of the time. Little African-American kids are ok, though.
Feminism/Women's History Month -- I'm unsure why, but I feel no real bond with other women.
Pretentious, political activists
Female doctors -- I can't recall any times that I've had a positive experience if it's more than a routine check-up. In fact, the last doctorette who treated me overdosed me on pain medicine and sent me into respiratory arrest.
Loud music
Disorganization -- I put that there for a reason. Don't touch it, or put it back exactly as I had it.
Grammatical and stylistic errors
Automatic Spelling and Grammar Check in Word -- Sure it's a nice tool during a final read-through at 4 a.m., but people are too dependent and stupid nowadays.
Lateness
Loud talkers
Absense of manners
People who kick my back wheels
Gimps
Wild bus drivers
Slow walkers
Counting Crows
Unmade beds
Cold/tepid baths
Talking smack about New York City
Crumbling sidewalks and overly steep curb-cuts
Buying groceries
"Asshat" -- Stop being assholes and making up words.
Lip gloss -- Too sticky. Not enough color. Give me lipstick anyday.
Pouting
Blue collar comedy
Talking on the phone
NEW
Women that call their fathers "daddy" -- Probably because my own father instilled in me that only babies did this.
Smudged eyeglass lenses
Taking a walk -- There needs to be a destination.
Any show on MTV
Writing with a pencil
Shorts
Smoking in public buildings
New York City pizza
Toy-breed dogs
Small-talk
Updated: April 2, 2007
Adults that go to DisneyWorld -- There's nothing sadder than a 30-year-old in mouse ears.
Promise rings -- Please do not waste my real engagement ring's money on this joke.
Girls over 16 with stuffed animals -- I'm sorry, Erica.
Girls over 10 with hair longer than their shoulder-blades -- I'm sorry, April.
Fart jokes -- Really, not that funny.
"The View" on abc -- I hate these women - all five of them. Their conversations make my brain hurt.
Children -- I cannot even fake interest most of the time. Little African-American kids are ok, though.
Feminism/Women's History Month -- I'm unsure why, but I feel no real bond with other women.
Pretentious, political activists
Female doctors -- I can't recall any times that I've had a positive experience if it's more than a routine check-up. In fact, the last doctorette who treated me overdosed me on pain medicine and sent me into respiratory arrest.
Loud music
Disorganization -- I put that there for a reason. Don't touch it, or put it back exactly as I had it.
Grammatical and stylistic errors
Automatic Spelling and Grammar Check in Word -- Sure it's a nice tool during a final read-through at 4 a.m., but people are too dependent and stupid nowadays.
Lateness
Loud talkers
Absense of manners
People who kick my back wheels
Gimps
Wild bus drivers
Slow walkers
Counting Crows
Unmade beds
Cold/tepid baths
Talking smack about New York City
Crumbling sidewalks and overly steep curb-cuts
Buying groceries
"Asshat" -- Stop being assholes and making up words.
Lip gloss -- Too sticky. Not enough color. Give me lipstick anyday.
Pouting
Blue collar comedy
Talking on the phone
NEW
Women that call their fathers "daddy" -- Probably because my own father instilled in me that only babies did this.
Smudged eyeglass lenses
Taking a walk -- There needs to be a destination.
Any show on MTV
Writing with a pencil
Shorts
Smoking in public buildings
New York City pizza
Toy-breed dogs
Small-talk
Updated: April 2, 2007