halloween costumes

[rarolobo]

alright people, i need some ideas... on saturday is a party here at JC called the offensive costume party... soooo, post you're MOST offensive costume ideas here on my LJ, and perhaps you're idea will come to life in the form of a small fuzzy man in whatever you're idea is. get back to me soon, however, because i need time to prep this costume!

Comments

[kaellynn]

Be a billboard for all sorts of causes-take a white t-shirt and sharpie ads, safety pin some onto your pants, any good ad at all. Like: help out hurricane katrina, help the starving children in africa, stop aids, donate to cancer, equal rights for women, truth-the antidrug, recycle, PBS, NPR, everything charity-do-gooder related you can come up with.

And then, there are several options you can follow up with:
1: get someone else to go as a bloody, beaten up homeless guy (ze can wear a shirt that says "social darwinism in action" if they like), and you will have hir blood all over your hands.
2: wear lots of bling-bling
3: have with you a can of coke, wear a sport's team baseball cap, wear nike's, anything consumer america-esque.

Or you could go dressed as some kind of greek guy-sheets are your friend, and wear a name tag that says "hello my name is" and write "mother fucker" on it. (Oedipus)

Or you could wear a large trenchcoat, fill it with wire coat hangers, and introduce yourself as the local abortion clinic.

Or, dress like Clarkson. Plenty offensive.

[rarolobo]

karen, i do beleive that your abortion clinic idea is quite possibly one of the most terrible things i'vew ever heard. kudos

I think im going with the Helen Keller idea though. its subtle, and almost classy.