For everyone: Larousse Gastronomique

[cathmorland]

For: Everyone
Author: rainbowfwish
Title: Larousse Gastronomique
Rating: G
Pairing: Kyungsoo/Yixing
Word count: 3.7k
Warnings: There is a surplus of idiots.
Summary: L'homme De Beurre gets a new sous chef. He speaks beautiful French. Kyungsoo is either really jealous or really turned on.
A/N: Thank ye Google Translate. There's also a PWP version of this but

Comments

[gyusama]

Ahh I love this so much! Especially when Yixing comes in and balances Kyungsoo out; they're absolutely adorable ;u; Joonmyun's so adorable and I love Luhan's obsession with Minseok. This was amazing ♥

[bluedreaming]

This was the quintessential Laysoo. Yixing balances Kyungsoo out so perfectly and I wish there was more written. Did I also mention that French-speaking Yixing is my dream? - *also begs for the pwp version*

Applause and share the wine!

[canadaphile]

I'm impressed that I did so well reading the French, even without translation. Go me.

Lu Han was only good at his job of being host so long as Minseok stayed in the kitchen and staffrooms and didn't come anywhere close to where Lu Han could potentially extend a hand diseased with depravation towards Minseok's nether regions, front or back. He's a man with an insatiable hunger for Minseok's sausage and buns. He's addicted.

Before he could turn his mouth into a pout and widen his eyes Kyungsoo held up a finger threateningly and warned him: "Don't you guilt trip me into staying, Joonmyun." As if he'd do that. C'mon ...

... but he would resort to bribery. This is how to conduct business.

And he was just Kyungsoo's type: tall, slender, not too bright looking but a definite looker. Kyungsoo, what kind of animal are you?!

Sehun sidled up next to Yixing and rested his cheek on Yixing's shoulder. Hey there.

"Are you any good at cream puffs?" Sehun asked in a low voice, licking his lips. Hello to you, too.

From behind a counter where he

[mydeerest_luhan]

I love the humor! I was laughing especially on this part:

"There will be no kissing Minseok," Lu Han declared, shielding the manager behind him protectively while the older man lightly slapped at Lu Han's forearm. "But I am very open to this European cheek kissing greeting business. Come, let us be intimate." -Hahahahahaha!

I just really like this. It's a very fun and light-hearted read. :)

[alesserrain]

I loved the writing in this! Kyungsoo's contempt for everyone is so funny to me I got a bellyache just rereading the first half. The way you've cast the members into roles in the french restaurant was fitting, I think, and I probably enjoyed Tao insisting on putting rose petals on everything a little too much (plus, Lu Han's lines were also gold). And I really really appreciate the details of french cuisine and cooking that you've worked throughout this whole fic, though I know little about the food and the language (but it made me hungry and made me want to marathon my Master Chef episodes all over again).