my reality show
problems:
-my apartment is too small
-i am sort of over this whole "day job" thing
-when i say something brilliant or do something hilarious, nobody is recording it. who loses? america.
the solution:
MY OWN REALITY SHOW
picture it -
okay, i'm calling it WRITE ON (geddit? hahaha!!!!)
the struggle of a brilliant and hilarious young writer to make it in Hollywood.
see, the brilliance of a reality show is that they will pay for my new apartment, and my "assistants" (who wants to move to la? anyone?) and massages and trips to brazil and you know, all my other neccesities.
come on, that show would be fucking awesome. you'd watch, right? RIGHT?!?!?!
*whispers*...right?
-my apartment is too small
-i am sort of over this whole "day job" thing
-when i say something brilliant or do something hilarious, nobody is recording it. who loses? america.
the solution:
MY OWN REALITY SHOW
picture it -
okay, i'm calling it WRITE ON (geddit? hahaha!!!!)
the struggle of a brilliant and hilarious young writer to make it in Hollywood.
see, the brilliance of a reality show is that they will pay for my new apartment, and my "assistants" (who wants to move to la? anyone?) and massages and trips to brazil and you know, all my other neccesities.
come on, that show would be fucking awesome. you'd watch, right? RIGHT?!?!?!
*whispers*...right?