Cephalopod Tossers of the World, UNITE!!!!!!!!!
Once again, Lil' Gary is trying to stomp out the Tradition of the Octopi. Only this time, he's going after the fans.
STOP TRYING TO RUIN THE NHL, FUCKSTICK!!!!!
EAST:
*Tampa Bay YzerBolts 5, Pittsburgh Pen(i)s 1 (series tied 1 - 1)
YzerBolts goals: Brewer, Lecavalier, Thompson, St. Louis, and Ohlund
Pen(i)s goal: Adams
*New York Rangers 0, Washington Capitals 2 (Caps lead the series 2 - 0)
Caps goals: Chimera and Arnott
WEST:
*Chicago Blackhawks 3, Vancouver Canucks 4 (Canucks lead the series 2 - 0)
Hawks goals: Smith (2) and Stalberg
Canucks goals: Hansen, D. Sedin (2), and Edler
*Nashville Turds 3, Anaheim Schmucks 5 (series tied 1 - 1)
Turds goals: Weber, Hornqvist, and Ward
Schmucks goals: Fairy, Salami, Getslapped, and Boobie (Ryan)
Saturday April 16
Time (ET)
Teams
Visiting Leaders
Home Leaders
TV
1:00 p.m. Coyotes at
Red WingsP:
S Doan 60
W:
I Bryzgalov 36P:
H Zetterberg 80
W:
J Howard 37NBC
CBCRDS
5:00 p.m. Sabres at
FlyersP:
T Vanek 73
W:
R Miller 34P:
C Giroux 76
W: S Bobrovsky 28TSN
MSGCSNP
7:00 p.m. Canadiens at
BruinsP:
T Plekanec 57
W:
C Price 38P:
D Krejci 62
W:
T Thomas 35VS
CBCRDSNESN
10:00 p.m. Kings at
SharksP:
A Kopitar 73
W:
J Quick 35P:
P Marleau 73
W:
A Niemi 35VS
TSNRDSFOXW
Dear Midget Commissioner Douchenozzle: I hope you are ready for the tsunami of octopi coming your way. Asshole.
Oh and just soze you know? Al is a cousin of Cthulhu's. You're in deep shit, dickbag.
GO WINGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hey, if any of my talented flist would be so inclined, I'd adore an icon of Cthulhu in a Red Wings jersey. *grin*