Hello folks! Time for another brain-dump.
Babbling and bitching under the cut. May include finale spoiler-talk and swearing.
1. In case you didn't hear, the DETROIT RED WINGS ARE IN THE STANLEY CUP FINALS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *dies from glee*
2. CSI: I can't believe they fucking killed Warrick! I knew Gary Dourdan was having some personal issues and was leaving the show, but did they really have to kill him?! The last time CSI upset me this much was when Miami killed off Tim Speedle (Rory Cochrane). Bastards.
3. I'm still shocked that CBS canceled Moonlight. Fuckers. Even though they left us with more questions, at least we didn't get a ginormous cliffhanger concerning Mick and Beth's relationship. However, I really want to know more about Josef, Coraline, and who the HELL gave Talbot that list of vamps!!
I already signed up for the Amazon alert for when Moonlight becomes available on dvd.
4. I still haven't watched the finale of Bones, but will try to tonight. Did you know that there is a Bones
Official Companion book?! Also? The previous episode, The Wannabe in the Weeds? How fucking AWESOME was Tempe blowing away that crazy, stalker-bitch after she (accidentally) shot Booth?!?!?!?! The only downer of that episode (besides poor Booth getting shot) was the fact that they used Far Away, twice. Hello?! Only Chad Kroeger gets to sing that song!!! Everybody else just ruins it!!!!
5. I got my latest issue of EW. It's a "special double issue". You wanna know what's so fucking special about it? The cover and over 50 goddamn pages of it is devoted to Sex and the City because the movie is coming out (they even have an episode guide in the article, for Pete's sake!). That ninety-gazillion page count doesn't even include the full-page product-placement ads (including a giant centerfold ad for Glaceau water)!
Now, no offense to fans of the show, but I never got into it and frankly, never understood the appeal of it. That said, I'm glad those people who are fans of SATC are getting their movie. But, did EW really need to bludgeon us to death with it?
The best part of the whole thing is the 3 page story on Chris Noth. Chris is pretty much the only reason I'm still watching L&O: CI. *sigh* He'll always be Mike Logan to me.
I can only hope that The X-Files: I Want to Believe gets the same high-profile treatment as the SATC movie.
6. Also in EW: in their tiny EW.com section, they have a pic of JDM! Too bad it's from when he was Denny on that sleazeball medical show. It's for their
Famous Finales photo gallery. No, Supernatural isn't in there, but they did manage to pick some good ones!
7. From EW's Hitlist section: Without mentioning Ryan Reynolds, Alanis (Morissette) says she hit "rock bottom" after breakup. She didn't give details, but fans are already poring over the lyrics to her cryptic new single, "Scarlett Johansson Is a Flaming Bag of Ho". HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *snerk*
8. Apparently, a movie adaptation of 21 Jump Street is in the works. NOOOOOOO!!!!! That being said, do you think they'd be able to get The Depp to cameo? I'll bet you dollars to donuts that Chet Marvin Moron gets a part.
9. I cannot believe that ABC canceled Women's Murder Club. Fuckers. Hey, L&O:SVU needs a new ADA. They should snap up Angie Harmon or one of the other talented ladies from WMC.
10. Likewise for FOX canceling New Amsterdam. NA had some weak parts (mostly the Crime of the Week stuff), but I really liked seeing John's memories of his "past" lives. I always liked that on Highlander too. Besides, Nikolaj Coster-Waldau was very easy on the eyes and I've liked Zuleikha Robinson ever since The Lone Gunmen.
11. Did I mention that the DETROIT RED WINGS ARE IN THE STANLEY CUP FINALS?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
12. EW does get points back for giving us intel (oooh, one whole page...slow down EW!) on Joss Whedon's upcoming Dollhouse,starring Eliza Dushku. This one looks interesting. Hopefully, FOX will treat Joss better this time around.
13. L&O:SVU got rid of Adam Beach. Does this mean we'll get more Munch next season? One can only hope!
14. I haven't watched the finale of reaper yet, but last week, the Devil said something to faux!sam about "put away those puppy dogs", referring to his eyes when he asked for a favor. Yeah, still ripping off Supernatural.
Dear reaper,
Please dispose of faux!sam and
make Sock the Devil's right-hand man.
Thanks,
An anti-faux!sam viewer
15. Is anyone going to watch In Plain Sight on USA? It looks like it might be good. I think it will be a good companion show for L&O:CI on Sundays.
16. I got my issue #4 of Supernatural Magazine, but haven't looked through it yet. I think I'm too mesmerized by the cover.
17.
Cinequest is releasing a bust of Demon!John. Unfortunately, it looks as bad as the one of Dean. Maybe they should just stick to doing busts of the MotW.
Power Star Collectibles is also carrying these sculptures.
18. I have a temporary dungeon-mate. She's going to be running the latest hare-brained scheme of my boss (a restaurant) and because we are still doing construction, she doesn't have an office yet. Lucky me. Actually, she's really a nice lady, but I still get the creepy feeling she was sent to spy on me. Kidding! Kinda-sorta. *shifty eyes*
19. Burn Notice season 2 premieres on July 10!
20. THE DETROIT RED WINGS ARE IN THE STANLEY CUP FINALS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Baby, it's cold down here in my dungeon and the weather outside is sunny but chilly. Also? Time to scrounge up some lunch. I should get something hot, but I'm jonesing for a greek salad.
ETA: Holy fuck, I almost forgot! Michigan has FINALLY gotten a
Sonic! Now I don't have to be tortured by those damn commercials anymore! For the Michiganders on my flist, I believe it's in Southgate.