The Long weekend
So it's been one long absolutely magnificent weekend. I couldn't have asked for a better time or group of people to spend it with.
The only problem is i can't realy share what happened. It's all a big secret that bonds us. But what i can say is that Abbey, Bethany, sarah, jake, willwill and i all spent the night at Abbey's on saturday night and we are such a better group of friends now. Ahh, the bonding experiance.
So the quotes/inuendos that were produced from said sleepover are as follows.....out of context they are pretty bad, or course in context they are pretty bad also.
Jake: “Woah, there’s a blower in my pants.”
Sarah: “Hey, I didn’t know you were long enough to do that, Stefan!”
Abbey: “Can I touch your armpit hair, Jake?”
Jake: “Yes. I condition!”
Bethany: “Is Jake IV coming out?”
Jake: “I need to be alone for ten minutes. Where’s the bathroom again?”
Will: “And he’s SINGLE!!!”
Will: “Abbey and I are getting out.”
Sarah: “Wait for me! We’ll have a threesome.” Falls back into pool
Amelia: “I’ll tell you how your pants got wet.”
Bethany: “Jake’s got easy access.”
Amelia: “He’s right behind you…”
Jake: We should be putting something on, at least.”
Abbey: sex noise “And that’s how it works in this house.” Jake returns with massive smile on his face.
Abbey: “I never made it to my afterlife. I got stuck.”
Sarah: “On what?”
Abbey: “Did they have boustiers?”
Bethany: sadly “No.”
Abbey: “Thus is the life of a not-so-good prostitute. They don’t even have boustiers!”
Bethany: To Jake “Are you wearing anything under that towel?”
Jake: “Yes. You wanna see?”
Many heads shake furiously
Abbey: “We have three bathrooms inside, Jake!”
Jake: “I have a penis and I can use it in a bush!”
Will: “So, Ashton’s moral here is ‘know your roommate before you move into him!’”
Sarah: “Into him?”
Amelia: “Or her.”
Bethany: “Let’s play MASH!”
Amelia: “That’s, like, all over Will’s pants.”
Will: “Oh no! It’s Jake’s Nipple Cards!”
Bethany: “Remind me to burn those.”
Abbey: “If you roll over, you’ll be in the perfect position…to get up…”
So friday night my house was tped by the tp bandits at like 1 in the morning...i got pictures. it was done pretty well as you can ee because these pics were taken after my dad tore down half of it.
So thats my porch, man they were brave, my porch is freaking loud.
and that would be my car
and what they wrote on my driveway in shaving cream (TP Bandits)
and thats the view from the street, my trees are really high, they had a good arm
So i think that group of people needs to hang out more often. It was so much fun.
I made 100$ on saturday working the senior fair thing. it was tight, we didn't really do much so i feel bad but whatever.
The only problem is i can't realy share what happened. It's all a big secret that bonds us. But what i can say is that Abbey, Bethany, sarah, jake, willwill and i all spent the night at Abbey's on saturday night and we are such a better group of friends now. Ahh, the bonding experiance.
So the quotes/inuendos that were produced from said sleepover are as follows.....out of context they are pretty bad, or course in context they are pretty bad also.
Jake: “Woah, there’s a blower in my pants.”
Sarah: “Hey, I didn’t know you were long enough to do that, Stefan!”
Abbey: “Can I touch your armpit hair, Jake?”
Jake: “Yes. I condition!”
Bethany: “Is Jake IV coming out?”
Jake: “I need to be alone for ten minutes. Where’s the bathroom again?”
Will: “And he’s SINGLE!!!”
Will: “Abbey and I are getting out.”
Sarah: “Wait for me! We’ll have a threesome.” Falls back into pool
Amelia: “I’ll tell you how your pants got wet.”
Bethany: “Jake’s got easy access.”
Amelia: “He’s right behind you…”
Jake: We should be putting something on, at least.”
Abbey: sex noise “And that’s how it works in this house.” Jake returns with massive smile on his face.
Abbey: “I never made it to my afterlife. I got stuck.”
Sarah: “On what?”
Abbey: “Did they have boustiers?”
Bethany: sadly “No.”
Abbey: “Thus is the life of a not-so-good prostitute. They don’t even have boustiers!”
Bethany: To Jake “Are you wearing anything under that towel?”
Jake: “Yes. You wanna see?”
Many heads shake furiously
Abbey: “We have three bathrooms inside, Jake!”
Jake: “I have a penis and I can use it in a bush!”
Will: “So, Ashton’s moral here is ‘know your roommate before you move into him!’”
Sarah: “Into him?”
Amelia: “Or her.”
Bethany: “Let’s play MASH!”
Amelia: “That’s, like, all over Will’s pants.”
Will: “Oh no! It’s Jake’s Nipple Cards!”
Bethany: “Remind me to burn those.”
Abbey: “If you roll over, you’ll be in the perfect position…to get up…”
So friday night my house was tped by the tp bandits at like 1 in the morning...i got pictures. it was done pretty well as you can ee because these pics were taken after my dad tore down half of it.
So thats my porch, man they were brave, my porch is freaking loud.
and that would be my car
and what they wrote on my driveway in shaving cream (TP Bandits)
and thats the view from the street, my trees are really high, they had a good arm
So i think that group of people needs to hang out more often. It was so much fun.
I made 100$ on saturday working the senior fair thing. it was tight, we didn't really do much so i feel bad but whatever.