Who Else Agrees That...

Oct 06, 2006 13:12

1. Coke at a restaurant is better than Coke from a can (unless the restaurant gives you a can, of course)? Is it the ice?
2. Jack, Claire and Kate are the most boring characters on Lost? Luckily, the show has the admirable habit of killing off the most boring characters (Boone, Shannon, Ana-Lucia and the psychiatrist lady) so there is hope. But they also killed off Ethan and the pilot and Desmond's partner, all of whom I was into.
3. Automobiles actively seek to kill you if you are riding a bicycle? But not pedestrians, which I don't understand. You would think they would get it twice as bad.
4. Feeling is more important than execution? Which is why Finally Punk will always be better than the Carrots, even though Finally Punk can probably execute better than the Carrots these days, too.
5. Buying drinks from bars is the biggest waste of money ever in the history of the universe? It would be more rewarding and thrilling in the long run to just set your money on fire. At least you will have the insane memory of it.
6. Living so far from empty fields, woods, uninhabitable areas is not good for the soul? I need somewhere to build a secret fort.
7. A letter in the mail is worth 23 emails?
8. It sucks to like music because all of your friends become music-likers as well and music-likers hate sports so no one ever wants to play a giant game of soccer?
9. Bagels are so boring?
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