a funny thing i stole from lizzie!
1. Would you rather kill a puppy with your bare hands or make out with your father? Prlly kill a Puppy... my dad is not my type and i dont like dogs too much...
2. What would be worse for the world: One giant (approx. 30 feet tall) cybernetic Hitler, or if all food screamed when you ate it? Prlly food that screamed when you ate it.. it would make going on a date less romantic.... plus a 30ft hitler would be such an easy thing to kill...
3. Zombies become a very harsh reality. Sensing the ethical code society has instilled in you slipping away, you decide to start killing everything that moves with what weapon? So much to choose from so little time....
I dunno... ide prlly start life off with a nice boltaction sniper rifle... or a barret .50... then move onto a mini gun... then to an m60. then get 1337 with an m4 with dot scope... then a DE .50 then dual Berettas... then a chain saw thena samurai sword... then a machette... then prlly a grenade coz its gotta end sometime... now i do find i worrying that i just wrote all that....
4. When charging into battle, your war cry is? "As i walk thru the valley of the shadow of death i fear no evil for thy is with my thy rod thy stick.... then scream "FUCK YOUUUUUU" and run into the horard for glorois death!
5. A temporal rift has opened up while you were in the bathroom and sucked you into the distant, distant past. Where do you pray to fucking God that you don't end up? Erm.... prlly on the front lines of stanilngrad during WW-II without a rifle.... that or at a "Dave's ex's" convention....
6. Ninjas vs. Pirates: Who wins? Defend your answer. Ninja's hands down... they are 1337 pirates might be cunning but they are sloppy... ninja's are calm cool and collected and focused... priate are drunk...
7. It's your wedding day. However, the night before ants crawled into your head and drove you insane. Whilst in the thralls of madness, you pick what song as your wedding ballad? Prlly Fuck the macarena by tom green... or Tubsomehting by a band unknowm
8. You're driving around and you see an Asian dude on a Kawasaki Ninja motorcycle with a sword strapped to his back. The first thought that comes to your mind is: Man a real life ninja... amybe i should follow him and find out who is gonna get served....
9. The Battle: A Pit Bull vs. A Pit Bull's body weight in ill-tempered weasels. You place your bets on: weasels for the same reasons as Pirats vs Ninja's
10. A serious Dance-Dance Revolution accident leaves you with special powers. Unfortunately the powers aren't all that super. It seems that all you can do is: control the d-pad with my mind becomeing the dance dance world leader and eventually take ove rthe world.... or get a headache....
11. What alcohol do you drink when you absolutely want the whole world to know how much you hate everyone? erm... prlly absynth... because i foud out how god awful the stuff is....
12. You have sinned grossly against God and country. Your punishment is to be eaten alive by one of God's creatures. Luckily, you get to pick what creature that is: I wanna get eaten by a t rex... its prlly pretty painless
13. In your most humble opinion, what do you feel is the most vile and savage swearword you can spew forth unto another person:
erm... well im from a genegation where swear words dont mean shit to me.... so as far as im concerned u score double for a combo like "shit humper"
14. You get to change the name of the state you are living in. You choose: Prlly change Vaud to Daves Place! just because it would then be mine!
15. Which animal would totally eat you if it could? prlly suki my cat or my next door neibours puppy
16. Sexiest number between 1 and 10: 6 or 9 preferable both together
17. You are carrying your drink back from the bar when you accidentally run into this girl, spilling your drink on her. She's being a total bitch about it but, c'mon, it was totally just an accident. Her boyfriend subsequently challenges you to fisticuffs. Name two friends you'd want on your side in a fight: Ide prlly take Chris coz he might be small but he's pretty visiuos... and my friend Alf in the uk... who is a 100kg bouncer in Luton.
18. If you could, what historical figure would you totally like to peg in the junk with a brick? Don't say Hitler, you uncreative fuck: Erm... this is a tought one... Prlly Steve Jobs at apple... to ensure that apple dies horribly....
19. What would it cost to make you willingly and knowingly contract pubic lice: True love... great sex... or a truck load or lesbians that need converting
20. Think of the grossest name a strip club could possibly have: Beef curtains all you can eat buffet*
*just the name of the shop not touching is allowed let alone eating.
2. What would be worse for the world: One giant (approx. 30 feet tall) cybernetic Hitler, or if all food screamed when you ate it? Prlly food that screamed when you ate it.. it would make going on a date less romantic.... plus a 30ft hitler would be such an easy thing to kill...
3. Zombies become a very harsh reality. Sensing the ethical code society has instilled in you slipping away, you decide to start killing everything that moves with what weapon? So much to choose from so little time....
I dunno... ide prlly start life off with a nice boltaction sniper rifle... or a barret .50... then move onto a mini gun... then to an m60. then get 1337 with an m4 with dot scope... then a DE .50 then dual Berettas... then a chain saw thena samurai sword... then a machette... then prlly a grenade coz its gotta end sometime... now i do find i worrying that i just wrote all that....
4. When charging into battle, your war cry is? "As i walk thru the valley of the shadow of death i fear no evil for thy is with my thy rod thy stick.... then scream "FUCK YOUUUUUU" and run into the horard for glorois death!
5. A temporal rift has opened up while you were in the bathroom and sucked you into the distant, distant past. Where do you pray to fucking God that you don't end up? Erm.... prlly on the front lines of stanilngrad during WW-II without a rifle.... that or at a "Dave's ex's" convention....
6. Ninjas vs. Pirates: Who wins? Defend your answer. Ninja's hands down... they are 1337 pirates might be cunning but they are sloppy... ninja's are calm cool and collected and focused... priate are drunk...
7. It's your wedding day. However, the night before ants crawled into your head and drove you insane. Whilst in the thralls of madness, you pick what song as your wedding ballad? Prlly Fuck the macarena by tom green... or Tubsomehting by a band unknowm
8. You're driving around and you see an Asian dude on a Kawasaki Ninja motorcycle with a sword strapped to his back. The first thought that comes to your mind is: Man a real life ninja... amybe i should follow him and find out who is gonna get served....
9. The Battle: A Pit Bull vs. A Pit Bull's body weight in ill-tempered weasels. You place your bets on: weasels for the same reasons as Pirats vs Ninja's
10. A serious Dance-Dance Revolution accident leaves you with special powers. Unfortunately the powers aren't all that super. It seems that all you can do is: control the d-pad with my mind becomeing the dance dance world leader and eventually take ove rthe world.... or get a headache....
11. What alcohol do you drink when you absolutely want the whole world to know how much you hate everyone? erm... prlly absynth... because i foud out how god awful the stuff is....
12. You have sinned grossly against God and country. Your punishment is to be eaten alive by one of God's creatures. Luckily, you get to pick what creature that is: I wanna get eaten by a t rex... its prlly pretty painless
13. In your most humble opinion, what do you feel is the most vile and savage swearword you can spew forth unto another person:
erm... well im from a genegation where swear words dont mean shit to me.... so as far as im concerned u score double for a combo like "shit humper"
14. You get to change the name of the state you are living in. You choose: Prlly change Vaud to Daves Place! just because it would then be mine!
15. Which animal would totally eat you if it could? prlly suki my cat or my next door neibours puppy
16. Sexiest number between 1 and 10: 6 or 9 preferable both together
17. You are carrying your drink back from the bar when you accidentally run into this girl, spilling your drink on her. She's being a total bitch about it but, c'mon, it was totally just an accident. Her boyfriend subsequently challenges you to fisticuffs. Name two friends you'd want on your side in a fight: Ide prlly take Chris coz he might be small but he's pretty visiuos... and my friend Alf in the uk... who is a 100kg bouncer in Luton.
18. If you could, what historical figure would you totally like to peg in the junk with a brick? Don't say Hitler, you uncreative fuck: Erm... this is a tought one... Prlly Steve Jobs at apple... to ensure that apple dies horribly....
19. What would it cost to make you willingly and knowingly contract pubic lice: True love... great sex... or a truck load or lesbians that need converting
20. Think of the grossest name a strip club could possibly have: Beef curtains all you can eat buffet*
*just the name of the shop not touching is allowed let alone eating.