Cedar Point
Yesterday me and Keehner went to Cedar Point, and it was a different trip than I'm used to. We didn't get there till 10, 30 mins after the park had opened-and for those of you who have been there with me know I'm usually there 15 before the park even opens. And I usually have a plan on what to ride, yesterday we just kinda wondered around aimlessly. And even though we didn't ride all the big rides-we missed Millennium Force, Mantis, and Power Tower it was probably one of the best trips I've ever had there ranking right up there with Senior Skip Day. I'm not going to go into detail-too many jokes to tell and laughs to write about so I'll pull a Jeff and list a couple of quotes.
Oh one more thing, Public Displays of Affection are bad enough...they're ten times worse when they are performed by two ugly people.
Quotes heard at Cedar Point
"Oh Baby"
"So this is what it feels like to be between Jen Keehner's legs"
"You may be the most attractive one here...and that's not saying a lot"
"Man, how shallow are we?"
"Since this is your first time remember, it may hurt a little, and get a little messy"
"You dance like Fat Monica!"
"I look like I'm having an orgasm"
Oh one more thing, Public Displays of Affection are bad enough...they're ten times worse when they are performed by two ugly people.
Quotes heard at Cedar Point
"Oh Baby"
"So this is what it feels like to be between Jen Keehner's legs"
"You may be the most attractive one here...and that's not saying a lot"
"Man, how shallow are we?"
"Since this is your first time remember, it may hurt a little, and get a little messy"
"You dance like Fat Monica!"
"I look like I'm having an orgasm"