counterintuitively,

[rapt_subterfuge]

so on the welcome page for aol, theres this thing that has a picture of some guy, and then asks burger or tofu? and i click it, and its some ratings page for random pictures of teenagers that im sure they stole from somebody's blogger. but anyways the ratings are from 1 to 10, 1 being tofu and 10 being burger. and i found myself completely at a loss as to how i was supposed to vote. 10 is usually considered 'best' and 1 is usually 'worst,' but i dont eat hamburgers and tofu is pretty good, i think. so i wasnt sure if i was supposed to follow the standard numerical ratings or the foods they labeled them to be. so i gave everyone 1's because tofu is good. but i think now everyone thinks i think they look ugly.

the moral of the story is, aol should not be so closed-minded to tofu-liking people.

[i dont know why i took the time to write all this]