TEAM MALKUTH

[rappigstyle]

Football is an interesting sport. I'd never seen, heard of nor played it before England decided that we'd be using a football tournement for Malkuth's vital regions. After a bit of research, it has now become one of the Malkuth Military's training exercises. I've spent the last week or so practicing with the new recruits and those who aren't

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[gotyourlocket]

I never cease to be impressed by the sheer amount of spare time you happen to have on your hands.

[rappigstyle]

It's not spare time, I'm increasing the morale of my troops and giving them a new training regimen that focuses on endurance, strength, agility and accuracy.

[gotyourlocket]

Whatever you say.

[rappigstyle]

Malkuth's vital regions depend on this!

[gotyourlocket]

Eww.

[rappigstyle]

So mature. ♥

[gotyourlocket]

I've no intentions to play along with this bizarre game of yours.

Also; pot, kettle, Black, etc.

[rappigstyle]

Football is a game, the situation requiring it is not!

[gotyourlocket]

I don't half believe that.

You're all mad, that's what the joke really is.

I can read, really.

[rappigstyle]

You don't? How disappointing.

Oh my... you're on to us. What shall we do now?

[abyssjade]

Quickly, Your Majesty, to the escape pods!

[rappigstyle]

Can we make it in time?

It's hard sometimes, yes?

[gotyourlocket]

It's shocking that anyone does, really.

No doubt you'll carry on with the usual lunacy.

Especially when you're half asleep.

[rappigstyle]

Hardly.

Of course, of course. What else would we do?

Aww. <3

[gotyourlocket]

There seem to be quite a few, really.

Acting as adults is probably too much to hope for.

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[rappigstyle]

Really?

I have to do that enough when I'm working.